| 70 | The Prince of Peace | 03-04-2026 | Aggression bringing peace |
| 69 | Lord of the Divergent Animal Farm Hunger Games | 02-25-2026 | Elonica’s dsytrumpian utopia |
| 68 | Truth, Social and Personal | 02-18-2026 | Fact and truth |
| 67 | Freer and Fairer | 02-11-2026 | Abandoning outdated ideas like elections |
| 66 | The Fairer Sex | 02-04-2026 | Extraordinary women of Elonica |
| 65 | Right Is Might | 01-28-2026 | Our new, improved Constitution |
| 64 | Onward Christian Soldiers | 01-21-2026 | In praise of our warfighters |
| 63 | Domestic Tranquility | 01-14-2026 | Living the Preamble to the Constitution |
| 62 | Black Gold | 01-07-2026 | The magnificence of oil |
| 61 | A Year of Truth(s) | 12-31-2025 | Our president’s Truth Social wisdom 2025 |
| 60 | ‘Twas the Night Before | 12-24-2025 | A great classic butchered |
| 59 | Blowing Bubbles | 12-17-2025 | Bubbles not Bubba |
| 58 | Pardon Me | 12-10-2025 | Pardons-for-profit & pardons-for-loyalty |
| 57 | The Retribution | 12-03-2025 | Essential revenge |
| 56 | Let’s Talk Turkey | 11-26-2025 | Thanking our leaders |
| 55 | Egress | 11-19-2025 | Renaming Congress |
| 54 | To Donald | 11-12-2025 | Our magnificent leaders … |
| 53 | Our Golden Age, Year 1 | 11-05-2025 | All that’s been accomplished in a single year |
| 52 | The Great Replacement Quilt | 10-29-2025 | America v. Elonica one year in |
| 51 | Inside Antifa | 10-22-2025 | Antifa’s diabolical organizational divisions |
| 50 | Noblesse Oblige | 10-15-2025 | Trump’s 6 Nobel Prize qualifications |
| 49 | Uneasy Lies the Head that Wears the Crown | 10-08-2025 | Our Unitary Executive (Unitrump’s) national security concerns |
| 48 | And Justice for All | 10-01-2025 | Deweaponization of justice |
| 47 | So’s Your Old Man | 09-24-2025 | Trump v. Biden gerontocracies |
| 46 | Rest in Peace | 09-17-2025 | Charlie Kirk’s death |
| 45 | Skimming the Cream | 09-10-2025 | Data & quotes from Elonica’s leaders |
| 44 | Back to School | 09-03-2025 | Positive changes in public education |
| 43 | Red and Yellow Make Orange | 08-27-1020 | Popular support for Trump |
| 42 | Agent Orange | 08-20-2025 | Trump’s lasting impact on America |
| 41 | Our Orange Age | 08-13-2025 | Trump’s Orange Age v. a mere Golden Age |
| 40 | Every Breath You Take | 08-06-2025 | Elimination of global warming and other successes |
| 39 | Thank You, Sir, May I Please Have Another | 07-30-2025 | Evolution of Trump’s leadership team |
| 38 | Epstein, Epstein, Epstein | 07-23-2025 | The Epstein hoax |
| 37 | A Rabbit Hole-in-One | 07-16-2025 | The importance of Epstein |
| 36 | Let’s Party Like It’s 2026 | 07-09-2025 | Successes and anticipation of 250th anniversary! |
| 35 | A Wrinkle in Time | 07-02-2025 | Adjusting American history to serve Elonican goals |
| 34 | Manliness and Godliness | 06-25-2025 | Bombing Iran as act of spirituality |
| 33 | Worth Doing Well | 06-18-2025 | Trump’s birthday parade v. protests |
| 32 | Snug As a Bug | 06-11-2025 | The DOGE database & personal security |
| 31 | Elonica, Inc. | 06-04-2025 | Elonica as a start-up |
| 30 | Immemorial Day | 05-29-2025 | Memorial Day, new & improved in Elonica |
| 29 | Defying Gravity | 05-21-2025 | Trump’s resistance to political gravity |
| 28 | Big Beautiful Exceptionalism | 05-14-2025 | How is Elonica exceptional? |
| 27 | Victors and Spoils | 05-17-2025 | Elonican merit-based profits |
| 26 | … Break Glass | 04-30-2025 | States of emergency that make leadership possible |
| 25 | Abracadabra | 04-23-2025 | Stuff Trump has disappeared, Harry Potter style |
| 24 | Call Me Ishmael | 04-16-2025 | Tariffs, the government database, & a thoughtful return to the past |
| 23 | Taking Stock | 04-09-2025 | Tariffs and emergencies: The Golden Age begins |
| 22 | Righting the Ship | 04-02-2025 | Eliminating evil leftist ideologies and advocates |
| 21 | Tough Love | 03-26-2025 | DOGE & other meritorious acts of leadership |
| 20 | March Madness | 03-18-2025 | Progress, continuing resolution, early protest |
| 19 | A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood | 03-12-2025 | The onset of our Golden Age |
| 18 | Manliness Is Next to Godliness | 03-06-2025 | Zelenski’s White House visit and other acts of leadership |
| 17 | Friends, Elonicans, Countrymen | 02-26-2025 | Bureaucratic bloodsuckers and the new gold standard |
| 16 | The World Is Our Oyster | 02-19-2025 | International spheres of Elonica’s positive influence |
| 15 | #ThemToo | 02-12-2025 | Elon taking the lead in his new namesake country |
| 14 | The Shallow State | 02-05-2025 | 5 simple solutions to all of America’s problems |
| 13 | The Consent of the Governed | 01-29-2025 | The death of DEI and inefficiency |
| 12 | The Emperor Strikes Back | 01-22-2025 | Elonica’s first coronation! |
| 11 | Greenland Eggs and Ham | 01-15-2025 | International strategy for strength |
| 10 | Same S_ _ _, Different Day | 01-08-2025 | Combatting America’s challenges |
| 9 | Trouble in Paradise? | 01-01-2025 | Elon and Trump at odds while we mourn Jimmy Carter’s death |
| 8 | Is the Cat Out of the Bag? | 12-25-2025 | Elon and Trump at odds? |
| 7 | Man of the Year | 12-18-2025 | Trump’s second honor |
| 6 | Out With the Old | 12-11-2025 | Capitalism reborn thank God |
| 5 | The Storm Before the Calm | 12-04-2025 | Nominees, firings: setting the Stage for Greatness |
| 4 | Thanksgiving in Elonica | 11-27-2025 | Oh, so very much to be thankful for |
| 3 | Elonica’s A-Team | 11-20-2025 | Nominees: Thinking outside the box |
| 2 | Praise Be to Elonica | 11-13-2025 | People to thank for the emergence of Elonica |
| 1 | It’s Morning in Elonica | 11-06-2025 | My commitment to serve |
