Not long ago I wrote about the extraordinary cast of characters our President has recruited to Make Us Great Again. You can read the original here if you like:
Elonica is such a fast-moving, happening kind of a country that it’s already time to update the script. I mean, we have a HOT President and a HOT Cabinet and a HOT Congress and a HOT SCOTUS (admittedly this last one sounds a little painful.)
The basic premise is the same. We are blessed to be living in The Golden Age of Trump (TGAT for short), an action-packed, round-the-clock, no-holds-barred reality show streaming 24 hours a day on all platforms.
The man and his minions are everywhere all the time. They are inescapable. Hence our speedy ascent to the HOTTEST country in the world. (For clarification not HOTTEST in the temperature sense because our President issued an order declaring global warming a hoax or HOTTEST in the wildfire sense as that is Canada’s problem because they do not rake their forests.)
No, we’re talking HOTTEST in terms of ratings for The Golden Age of Trump (TGAT). Here’s how they put the magic together:
TGAT’s Superstar: A Man Among Men
When you get a twice-in-a-lifetime chance to showcase the G.O.A.T., you run with it. As our Unitary Executive, this superstar features prominently in every episode. To borrow an old phrase, “the sun never sets on the Elonican executive.”
Recurring Major Characters
Elonica loves the whimsy these A-listers bring to their roles. In episode after episode, their talent and commitment to government continue to grow. I predict Emmys all ‘round.
Exotic Locales
The world is TGAT’s oyster. While most of the action centers on the signing of Executive Orders in the Oval Office (approaching 600 as of today!), The Golden Age of Trump spans the country and the globe. Some examples of alluring locations:
The Tasteful, Understated, Elegant Oval Office
Executive Transportation
Trump’s Washington
Fitness Adventures
The 51st, 52nd, 53rd, and 54th States
I have to say that after years of public service trying without much success to do my bit to help create that elusive “more perfect union,” it is a relief to put my feet up and just revel in what’s happening now. I’m loving living in the HOTTEST country where all that is expected of me is to kick back and accept my bounty. The Golden Age of Trump deserves the reviews it’s getting.
All I need with my popcorn is a little of that trickle down. I hear it’s coming soon.
But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portions will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur …
REVELATION 21:8
