Enough already with the bullshit fake news that our President is falling asleep in meetings, press conferences, excursion negotiations, and Knicks games. The Radical Leftists (Leftist Radicals?) simply do not understand the never-before-seen genius of the man. Idiots! He is not sleeping. He never sleeps. No, he works harder than anyone would have thought possible…

Transitioning from America to Elonica has not been easy. Old habits such as checks and balances, the Bill of Rights, and science-based health policy are difficult to break. But our sainted President, funded and guided by the wealthiest and therefore greatest Elonicans, has stayed the course. Today, as a result, God is smiling again upon…

Do you remember repetitive syllables/words/phrases woven into stories you read or were read as a child? Like: Or those you learned later on to memorize history tidbits? You’re in for a treat. Our transition from America to Elonica is changing not only our country but the whole world as well. It’s a Global Golden Age….

Our President and the billionaires who fund/direct him are simply extraordinary. They have delivered for the Elonican people. Lower prices. Fewer illegals and thus less crime. Better schools. Improved physical and mental health. Meritocracy. International respect. I could write pages and pages about how much better off we are now that we’ve given up our…

Last week I shared our Leaders’ masterful 4-step plan to eliminate racism. To refresh your memories, here it is again: Since that time, true to form, our fearless, peerless President has forged ahead with his plans to merge steps 1-3 into a juggernaut that will deliver Step 4. The Dem’s feeble Virginia gambit has fallen,…

The Radical Leftists (Leftist Radicals?) have it wrong again. For years they’ve whined about equal rights and equal pay and equal opportunity and reparations, fomenting manufactured injustice.  They’ve asked stupid ass questions like “What do you want to be called? African American? Black? Black American? People of Color?” They’ve refused to acknowledge that more Blacks…

I’m certain I wasn’t alone in losing sleep over the latest presidential assassination attempt. A leftist radical from California, inspired by the vicious unkind irresponsible rhetoric of the Democrats, raced past a Secret Service checkpoint and nearly made it down a hallway one floor away from the White House Correspondents Dinner. Always respectful of and…