It’s Earth Day. I hope that you are finding time to celebrate as I am the glories of this planet we call home. Fear not – I’m not out hugging trees and stumping for the Green New Deal. Instead I am spending the day marveling at all the ways our President and the billionaires who…

It was inevitable. Our leaders – our President and the richest man in the world who purchased him for us – have exceeded every expectation. They’ve accomplished more in the 526 days since the election than anyone thought possible. Their success in transforming America to Elonica has been breath-taking. In the libs’ faces. Impossible to…

It’s true y’all. This is my 75th friggin post! It’s the 75th Wednesday since the never-seen-before, no-one-ever-thought-possible,1.5% landslide election of 2024. Despite the everpresent annoying Radical Left naysayers, no one can deny that the America we knew 75 Wednesdays ago is morphing daily into something new and exciting. We’re on the move. Leaving it all…

Damned if they didn’t do it again. The Radical Left is not going down without a fight. On Saturday 8,000,000+ people gathered in 3300 protests in every state in Elonica to wave signs and otherwise whine about our government. Because I am absolutely loyal to Elonica – the tech start-up that has replaced America –…

Can you believe it’s been only 505 days since the richest man in the world bought us a President? So much accomplished in such a short period of time! When we made the decision in a landslide 1.5% election to cast off our old failed America, to reboot our nation as a daring start-up, we…

War. War. War. Affordability. Affordability. Affordability. ICE. ICE.ICE. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. I am exhausted by Radical Left Antifa Loser assaults on Elonica’s successes. Ever since the richest man in the world bought us a president, we have been on a roll, baby. As our President reminds us whenever he gets a chance, “We are the…

Do you remember when Biden got so old in office that he misspoke all the time? Wobbled around the White House and the world embarrassing us? Grew too weak to sign things himself and relied (probably illegally) on an autopen? Fell off his bike? Thankfully Fox News trumpeted every fumble, every slurred word so that…