I’m not understanding the hullabaloo around knocking down part of the White House to build the President’s golden ballroom. Libs like to call that mundane white building “The People’s House.” I get that. But didn’t we the people, in a 1.5% landslide election, elect the President to lead us? And didn’t the Supreme Court tell us that our leader is not a President in the old outdated sense of the word but rather a “Unitary Executive” with unlimited power? It stands to reason that he can do what he wants. If he wants a ballroom, let the man have his ballroom. Easy peasy.
As our unfettered Unitary Executive, our leader is not subject to the checks and balances of three co-equal branches of government. We’re past all that. To achieve our Golden Age and benefit from the magnificent economy he has unleashed, we have to support each and every one of our Unitary Executive’s ideas. Simply put, what’s ours is his.
These diagrams explain how it works. Here’s what it used to look like in our tired, failed democracy. Slow. Cumbersome. Feckless.
Here’s what it looks like in the John Roberts Court Era, aka Our Golden Age. Clean. Efficient. Unambiguous.
Now that we have revised Elonican governmental processes, it’s vital that we submit entirely to the only man in history – a very stable genius – equipped to serve as Unitary Executive (UE). To ensure that he has all required resources to direct Elonica, our UE is entitled to everything we can offer. Here’s a brief list of the some of the common property we have already ceded to his wisdom:
- Public lands (for oil drilling and other commercial development)
- Wild horses on public lands (to help with the national meat shortage)
- Tax revenues from “blue” states (for redistribution to “red” ones)
- Voting rights for Dumocrats (to ensure domestic tranquility)
- National Park maintenance (so DC can be golden and beauteous)
- The Kennedy Center (our Unitary Executive has already contributed and sacrificed as much as JFK did)
- The White House (to facilitate Mar a Lago North)
- Our history (to eliminate malcontent wokeness)
- Our military (needed to bomb fishermen off South America, extract leaders of other countries, and reorder the Middle East)
- Our bases in the Middle East (to build naval strength through extended deployments)
- The Department of Justice (to end weaponization)
- Health care subsidies (to strengthen the Elonican gene pool)
So has our Unitary Executive pocketed 2.2 million dollars since his election? Yes. Is this more than he has previously made in a single year? Yes. Have his friends and supporters made millions/billions of dollars too? Yes. Is it more than they deserve? Hell, no! These people are working like dogs, much harder than we are, to make the Elonican dream a reality. Think ahead. If the right people – billionaires who’ve proven that they have the right stuff – can make just a little more money, they’ll have enough at last to initiate Reagan’s trickle-down. That’s when the good times will really roll.
Remember when we had a mere President who surrounded himself with departments full of “experts” to weigh in on his decisions? These were the elitist asshat bureaucrats who invented vaccination, DEI, global warming, windmills, endangered species, open markets, nonbinary, and other self-serving fantasies. The Deep State. They created the dark days. They nearly brought us to ruin.
Speaking only for myself of course, I’m thrilled to be living in the HOTTEST country in the world under the leadership of a Unitary Executive who can be trusted and left alone to do what’s best for us. I’m happy to contribute my tax dollars and tariff pricing to his success. I’m praying he leads us for the next decade or so, after which Don Jr. or maybe Barron can carry on. It’s good to be alive to share in the joy of Elonica’s greatness!
So he fed them according to the integrity of his heart, and guided them by the skillfulness of his hands.
PSALM 78:72
