Welcome to the United States of Elonica!
What’s Elonica?
Thanks to The Leader, the major contributor to Donald Trump’s campaign, we are entering a phase of national prosperity. Many of the norms and practices we have developed through our 250-year history proved to be impediments to our success. Unfettered by civility, science, tradition, and the rule of law, we are at last positioned to achieve true greatness, like Hungary. Elonica is our new, improved meritocracy.
The United States of Elonica is the nation formerly known as the United States of America. This site documents the joy of abandoning our failed democracy and rebooting in The Leader’s image. We can trust The Leader — using the president he purchased fair and square — to Make Us Great Again.
Visiting Elonica
New posts and other information are added to this site weekly. Here’s the key to the pages accessed by the menu in the header.
This Week: Posts added on Wednesdays. Click the titles for full text.
The Numbers: Data updated weekly. Every once in a while pithy commentary illuminating trends in the numbers.
Cabinet Space: Information about Cabinet nominees, members, and their extraordinary accomplishments.
Edicts du Jour: A running record of Executive Actions updated as often as possible.