So 8,000,000+ antisemitic Commies and Hamas supporters and anarchists came together on October 18 to celebrate something they called “No Kings.” Working closely with Antifa, George Soros — a Jew — paid handsomely to move people around the country to 2600 cities and small towns to make it look like people were interested in this foolishness. Untethered outlier libs have decided that our President – and the Leader who purchased him for us – are violating the Constitution and engaging in autocracy – in essence, acting like kings. Stuff and nonsense.
To understand this poisonous No Kings movement, we must address the intricacies of the terrorist group Antifa. The Radical Leftists will try to tell you that Antifa is not an organization, but rather a philosophy founded in antifascism. They would have you believe that “being antifa” simply means rejecting fascism. They will argue that Winston Churchill and George Patton were antifascists. More stuff and nonsense.
I conducted exhaustive research. As an act of fidelity to Elonica, I personally infiltrated two No Kings protests and recruited friends and family to gather intel at others. Scary ass stuff! As our Department of Justice claims, Antifa is a highly organized threat, divided into divisions which work seamlessly together. Here is evidence about Antifa’s diabolical infrastructure gathered covertly (at great personal risk) at the October 18 No Kings protests:
The Grantifa Division
This is the old guard who romanticize life during many past presidential administrations. They cling to discredited woke history of civil rights marches and lunch counter protests and freedom riders and campus sit-ins. OG protest signs set the standard for the younger generation.
Infantifa
Antifa is clever! They are indoctrinating the “seed corn,” forcing young children to subscribe to their antiquated views of the First Amendment. No Kings protests were filled with children and babies in strollers absorbing the toxic and dangerous aura of “freedom to peaceably assemble.”
Womantifa
Elonica recognizes that women belong at home producing and caring for larger families and supporting their men when they come home from high paying jobs. The Womantifa division treats women as equals. They wave their own signs and support their own causes. I can understand why they participate so enthusiastically in these pointless gatherings.
Mantifa
This group is perhaps the most mysterious. Why would any self-respecting virile dominant male support anything that challenges the raw masculinity of current leadership? By God these flawed men chose No Kings over college football! You can tell from these images that Mantifa “men” are not nearly as rugged or fearsome as our ICE Agents. This division requires much more study. Perhaps we should arrest and interrogate a few?
Militantifa
This is a surprisingly large division. Scads of veterans are being sucked into the Militantifa. Of course these are not manly, push-up doing warriors like Hegseth and Vance. No, these are the “suckers and losers” our President described who believe that their service in past stupid wars means something and that Elonica owes them gratitude and benefits forever.
Urbantifa
Democrat-run cities are the hub of Antifa. The Urbantifa is the largest and most aggressive of the divisions. Smart to send in the National Guard now, as these folk are deeply invested in their diversity, their autonomy, and their blue voting power. They will require squashing.
Ruraltifa
The newest division, Ruraltifa, is insidiously spreading into the very heartland of Elonica. I found evidence of these radicals in small towns and farms, in places where The Leader and the president he purchased for us had purportedly laid woke to rest. This division scares me a little.
Canintifa
Yep, Antifa is employing specially trained dogs to spread their venomous message.
Inflatantifa
Hiding their identities and their evil ideology in harmless-looking disguises, Antifa often employs the Inflatantifa as its front line. These “playful” protestors mask the diabolical purpose of No Kings protests – getting in the way of our Golden Age, delaying international respect, and questioning a gilded White House replete with a ballroom worthy of our great democracy.
Transtifa
It stands to reason that dissidents supporting due process, diversity, and other impediments to Elonica’s efficiency would welcome Trans deviants into their midst. Anyone with any sense knows that we will eliminate crime when we expel Trans “people” and the Illegals. Let them out themselves at these rallies so we can find them later.
Magantifa
At last – Elonica’s grassroots response to the evils Antifa poses. Our people know how to protest peacefully, showing us all on the January 6 Day of Love what is possible when people come together to challenge their government. No dancing and singing and photos with giant frogs. Nope. When it’s time, Magantifa will get down to business rooting out those who impede Elonica’s steady progress. Stand back and stand by …
Forewarned is forearmed. Now that we know how Antifa operates, we can find its headquarters, punish its leaders, and disrupt its operations. Our Leaders will honor the mandate of their epic 1.5% sweeping victory. After all, things are improving already. The economy is flourishing. We are healthier than we have been in decades. The waste, fraud, and abuse of SNAP and health insurance is becoming a thing of the past. In the face of such unprecedented success our Leaders will not be swayed.
Do not get sucked into battling fascism, fellow Elonicans. Follow our Unitary Executive and the wealthy men who make him possible. When we are wallowing in the trickle-down headed our way any day now, we’ll show those radical leftists and their growing Antifa insurgency. So there.
Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.
Matthew 12:30
