Every great era in history brings about its own lexicon, its own vocabulary to reflect its priorities. This week I thought I’d share some useful definitions to help us navigate our Golden Age in the HOTTEST country in the world (and to ensure that we fully enjoy two nights of unvarnished truth at the GOP Midterm Convention.)
We are blessed with a Unitary Executive and his coven of followers who are raising our expectations for leadership. They have clarified the muddy meanings of hundreds of terms and phrases. Today, given the hurly burly of Labor Day, the 25th anniversary of 9-11, and back-to-school, I’ll do little more than scratch the surface. I’ll return to this when autumn kicks in in earnest after MAGA sweeps the midterms.
Affordability (n) A democrat hoax suggesting in error that prices have increased when all evidence proves that they have decreased as promised
Congress (n) Our representative body – elected by vetted and approved citizens – whose primary function is to applaud, support, and disseminate the ideas and policies of the Unitary Executive
Excursion (n) Opening salvos in a military attack that might grow into a conflict and/or war but does not require Congressional approval
Fraudster (n) A Radical Leftist and/or immigrant who takes advantage of government funding to make money and screw hard-working Americans
Free & Fair Election (n) Election in which trusted voters cast ballots in person for Republican candidates
Grift (n) Process by which the Unitary Executive and those he favors maximize government to enrich themselves so that they can contribute to the Trickle Down that benefits us all
Gulf of America (n) Body of water known from 1550 – 2026 as the Gulf of Mexico.
History (n) An accumulation of approved information depicting the greatness and exceptionalism of our White Christian nation
Lake America (n) Body of water known by indigenous peoples before written records and since 1660 when Europeans named it as Lake Ontario
Piggy (n) A term of endearment for women in the workplace
Socialism (n) A form of government that encourages lazy people, especially minorities, not to work and hardworking Elonicans to pay for their laziness through programs like Head Start, free lunches, and Medicare for All
Transition (v) To change one’s gender assigned at birth by choosing pronouns and/or nicknames to denote rejection of God’s law and parent rights (School-Sponsored Transition is a subset of this travesty in which school personnel honor students’ preferred pronouns and names without informing parents)
Weaponization (n) Using the Justice Department for political purposes against our Unitary Executive and/or his friends, family, supporters, or benefactors.
Woke (adj) Subverting truth or tradition in an effort to aggrandize or legitimize lesser events or people
One of the greatest aspects of life in post-America Elonica is consensus that multiple perspectives deter getting shit done. Now that we are blessed with a gifted Unitary Executive to promulgate all new ideas and dictate what is true and false, our society can reshape itself in ways never before seen.
I never imagined how liberating it is not to have to think. I am loving my place in the Golden Age. Elonica rocks!
Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness
EPHESIANS 6:14
