90 weeks ago the richest man in the world bought us a President. Can you believe what they’ve accomplished already? Since that providential election America has cast off much of what made it weak and unworthy. I’ve written weekly about many of Elonica’s improvements. Regrettably, because there is so much to celebrate, I’ve neglected one…

I’m using the woke education I got at a couple of those suspicious DEI universities and waxing poetic this week. Buckle up for some choppy iambic pentameter and a Shakespearean rhyme scheme: That was then: This is now: OK, so I’m not The Bard, or any bard at all. But the great news is that…

I trust everyone enjoyed celebrations on Independence Day. 250 years! Thankfully we have a President who knows how to bring a fractured nation together. Who else could have executed a MAGA rally on the mall replete with well-organized weather evacuation plans? Envisioned a Great American State Fair attended by dozens daily? Had state TV Fox…

Sometimes I hear my liberal friends trash talk the President’s meritocracy. They call Hegseth a “DUI hire.” They talk about Kennedy’s history with dead animals and toilet-seat heroin. Noem shot her puppy. Rubio clops around in enormous Florscheim shoes. Blanche professes his love aloud. Everyone competes to kiss the President’s ass more robustly than anyone…

I guess it was bound to happen. ANTIFA – diabolical, highly organized terrorist organization that it is – got to the Reflecting Pool. Using a boxcutter or other lethal weapon and avoiding capture by the many security cameras or National Guard patrols, vandals have desecrated the American-flag-blue renovation.  Think about the depth and planning of…

What an Elonican week we’ve had! It’s all happening, just as the richest man in the world and the president he purchased for us promised. We are the hottest country in the world with the best economy, the most lethal military, and a leaner, more effective government. America is healthy again, Christian again, and respected…

Enough already with the bullshit fake news that our President is falling asleep in meetings, press conferences, excursion negotiations, and Knicks games. The Radical Leftists (Leftist Radicals?) simply do not understand the never-before-seen genius of the man. Idiots! He is not sleeping. He never sleeps. No, he works harder than anyone would have thought possible…