90 weeks ago the richest man in the world bought us a President. Can you believe what they’ve accomplished already? Since that providential election America has cast off much of what made it weak and unworthy. I’ve written weekly about many of Elonica’s improvements. Regrettably, because there is so much to celebrate, I’ve neglected one of our greatest and most important successes: WE ARE HEALTHY AGAIN!
Our President, humble and attention-adverse, has made this extraordinary success look so easy. He deserves more credit than he’s received for reclaiming our national superiority. How’d he pull this off? Here’s the “prescription”:
Recruit the Best People to Lead
Between them, Kennedy, Oz, and Miller, all respected in medical science fields, bring oodles of expertise in addiction, genetic purity, over-the-counter health supplements, vaccination, and other vital health matters. As importantly, they have the confidence and intellect to reject science and facts that simply don’t make sense.
Anoint Role Models
Now that we’ve eliminated DEI and woke, Elonican citizens are no longer distracted by those undeserving of acclaim. Why listen to Fauci and other doctors on TV when we can admire the positive consequences of healthy living – physically, mentally, politically – in those we respect?
Reintroduce Diseases to Weed Out Weakness
Not every administration would have the presence of mind to strengthen herd immunity by celebrating diseases once thought to be avoided. Those who survive these and other intentionally introduced challenges will form the foundation of Elonica’s new master race. Brilliant!
Re-establish Gender
WTF are the Libs thinking with LGBTQ+? There are two – count them – two genders. God assigns them at birth. They have biblical roles. Men lead. Women reproduce. Men go off to work at the fine high-paying jobs now available to each and every white man since we have rounded up the illegals and unpromoted other lesser workers. Women make and raise babies while keeping house. Simple. True. Eternal.
Promote Only Essential Medications
We’ve known since the COVID crisis that our President is the one person we can trust to tell us which medications make sense. Had he not been pushed in the wrong direction, we would have avoided that whole ineffective deadly vaccine experiment. Now that he has surrounded himself with the best medical minds, we are once again embracing the most effective medicine in the world.
What Elonica’s critics fail to acknowledge is that every part of our transition from the failed American experiment is thoughtfully planned. The pieces fit together like a puzzle. What the Radical Left calls “mistakes” – for example firing the guys who monitor food safety or eliminating environmental safety rules or reducing the number of citizens with health insurance – are all part of making us stronger and better.
How empowering it is to wake up each morning basking in the knowledge that Elonica is an exceptional land filled once more with robust, healthy, exceptional people! Our Golden Age in my golden years … it doesn’t get any better than this.
I can do all things through him who strengthens me.
PHILIPPIANS 4:13
