I’m using the woke education I got at a couple of those suspicious DEI universities and waxing poetic this week. Buckle up for some choppy iambic pentameter and a Shakespearean rhyme scheme:
That was then:
This is now:
OK, so I’m not The Bard, or any bard at all. But the great news is that the pundits are saying that tomorrow night the President will give a speech assuring us that the wonderful changes we’ve experienced will become permanent. You see, he’s ensuring that upcoming elections are free and fair so that the indignity of his 2020 loss can never be repeated. He’s taking steps to guarantee that only the right people vote for only the right candidates. Begone, America! Rejoice, Elonica!
And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.
MATTHEW 25:46
