Enough already with the bullshit fake news that our President is falling asleep in meetings, press conferences, excursion negotiations, and Knicks games. The Radical Leftists (Leftist Radicals?) simply do not understand the never-before-seen genius of the man. Idiots! He is not sleeping. He never sleeps. No, he works harder than anyone would have thought possible between 3-day golf weekends. What you see below is the opposite of sleep. What you see is a focus blast, a particular kind of dream in which the complexities of the world come together into a meaningful whole. These dreams – these focus blasts – are foundational to our Golden Age. Our President alone knows when it’s time to retreat to his private world, to step back and make sense of our complex world.
You might ask what a man who has already achieved so much in his life could possibly be dreaming about. Great question. When our President closes his eyes to engage in a non-woke focus blast, his agile mind races among ideas like a NASCAR driver on a DC street. You’ve seen him do his “weave” when he’s speaking? Bouncing from idea to idea, from incomplete thought to incomplete thought? He focus-blasts in exactly the same way. This is what it looks like when he’s firing on all cylinders:
If you want us to continue to be the HOTTEST country on the planet, with a slammin’ economy and the renewed respect of the rest of the world, then let the man do his thing. There is nothing wrong with him. Believe in wisdom of the Eurythmics:
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Oh, and congratulations to our namesake, whose IPO will make him the world’s first trillionaire. I’m hoping he continues to buy us the best possible leaders…
GO KNICKS!
And he said, “Hear my words: if there is a prophet among you, I the Lord make myself known to him in a vision; I speak with him in a dream.
NUMBERS 12:6
