Our President and the billionaires who fund/direct him are simply extraordinary. They have delivered for the Elonican people. Lower prices. Fewer illegals and thus less crime. Better schools. Improved physical and mental health. Meritocracy. International respect. I could write pages and pages about how much better off we are now that we’ve given up our old flailing, failing United States of America and invested in the United States of Elonica. We are reaping what we sow, basking in the early days of the Golden Age we deserve. As the ruler of China told our President on his recent unbelievably successful trip, Elonica was in decline but now we’re the hottest country in the world.
Of course the radical left liberal media can’t acknowledge our leaders’ many successes. No, they insist on asking rude questions like “Are we getting closer to ending the war (which isn’t even a war) in Iran (after we spent YEARS in Afghanistan and Viet Nam and WWII)?” It’s no wonder our beleaguered President responds to them forcefully as he should. They are indeed low-IQ, not too smart piggies churning out treasonous fake news.
In the interest of setting the record straight, I propose to expose some of this fake news so you know it when you see it. Here are ten of the most egregious misrepresentations refuted with real facts:
We are losing the War Excursion in Iran.
Our warfighters ooze lethality. We stand ready to bomb the shit out of Iran some more as soon as Netanyahu and Middle East leaders give us the go-ahead and the Dow hits 50,000 again. This is a victory unlike anything anyone has ever seen before.
The Biden economy was better.
Gas prices are coming down. At their highest, they’re not as bad as when Biden was president. Eggs and other goods – the “grocery” as our President calls them – are 700% cheaper. People are using their credit cards like never before. Affordability is a Democrat hoax.
Most illegals are not criminals.
Anyone here illegally, no matter when or how they came, is a criminal. Biden granted asylum to people when shithole countries emptied their asylums. We must detain and deport these illegals before they suck our social services dry and reproduce as part of leftist Great Replacement. Birthright citizenship no longer applies. We eliminate crime when we rid ourselves of brown people who don’t belong here. “Beware the stranger,” as Jesus said.
The President and his family and friends are getting rich at taxpayer expense.
They were already rich. Crypto, insider trading, self-dealing is what all wealthy people do. Remember The Apprentice? Our President has always been a successful, savvy businessman. He and his family have sacrificed much to serve the Elonican people. They deserve perks. If they weren’t immune from IRS audits, you would see how carefully they live within the law.
January 6 was not a Day of Love.
Biden weaponized the Department of Justice to unfairly hunt, charge, and often imprison people for their political beliefs. Not only do these patriots deserve the pardons they received, they are also entitled to compensation from the 1776 Presidential Slush Fund. MAGA Republicans who were at the capitol on January 6 attest to the positive ethos that prevailed as these committed citizens participated in their democracy as all citizens should do.
The Department of Justice has been weaponized to avenge the President.
Mortgage fraud and photos of sea shells are merely examples of the kinds of heinous crime Biden’s DOJ overlooked among radical liberals. In the meantime, they persecuted MAGA’s leaders by subpoenaing their phone records after the Jan 6 Day of Love. In Elonica, no one is above the law. DOJ, supported by Presidential pardons, is restoring fairness and justice to our legal system.
Disease is rampant in Elonica and the world.
Measles requires herd immunity, not vaccination. Vaccination causes autism. Hanta virus pops us from time to time. Ebola outbreaks in Africa are par for the course and have nothing to do with us. Medical research and a fully staffed CDC are waste, fraud, and abuse. Good riddance to bad medicine.
Our President sucks up to Putin and Xi.
Garbage! Gifts of countries such as Ukraine and Taiwan are well within the purview of our Unitary Executive. The U.S. was in decline under Sleepy Joe Biden. We will be respected again when we have a blue Reflecting Lake, a magnificent ballroom, and the tallest Triumphal Arch in the world.
Our President is losing his mind.
If Winston Churchill had had access to as powerful a network as Truth Social, he would have rage-truthed stream-of-consciousness screeds throughout the night and rested during the tedious parts of his formal meetings. Covfefe, losers.
Approval ratings suggest that Republicans are circling the bowl.
Fake polls. In a fairer, revamped election process where only the right people can vote for only the right candidates, what will it matter anyway?
I’ve warned you before to be careful where you get your news. Our Leaders need a little more time to take full control of the treasonous, leftist news media. Keep your guard up. Rely on trusted sources like Fox and Newsmax. You know which podcasts are accurate and which to avoid. In the meantime, bask in these prophetic, true words from Jeff Bezos, one of the leaders of the land who has earned our trust and deserves our respect who shared this irrefutable truth in an interview on CNBC this morning:
Bezos on Trump: “I think he’s a more mature, more disciplined version of himself than he was in his first term. Trump has lots of good ideas. He’s been right about a lot of things. You have to give him credit where credit is due.”
Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness.
EPHESIANS 6:14
