It was inevitable. Our leaders – our President and the richest man in the world who purchased him for us – have exceeded every expectation. They’ve accomplished more in the 526 days since the election than anyone thought possible. Their success in transforming America to Elonica has been breath-taking. In the libs’ faces. Impossible to ignore. Admired around the globe. So naturally these never-before-seen advances have inspired envy from lesser mortals.
It’s easy to be critical when you don’t understand 4-dimensional chess. Now that we’ve eradicated DEI from government and the military and filled leadership ranks with talented white men actually deserving of these roles, our President, his Benefactor-in-Chief and their government are doing diplomacy at a level heretofore unseen. We are not meant to comprehend what they are doing. Our role is not to question them. No, our role is to trust that they are leading us in brilliant ways to our Golden Age.
Take the Strait of Hormuz for example. When we decided to attack Iran in the middle of moving-too-slowly negotiations, Our Secretary of War and his chief Israeli influencer determined that we could deliver a death blow in a few hours. If there was anyone left in Iran to fight back, the odds that they would close the Strait of Hormuz – despite decades of intelligence – were low. How could they do that without a navy after we obliterated their missile capacity? So we rolled the dice as great nations do. Damn if those Iranians didn’t cheat, using small boats to mine the Strait and cheap pesky drones to keep us at bay. But not to fear. We are turning this setback into a decisive victory. We are not letting Iran close the Strait. No, we are going to close the thing ourselves. We will be certain no oil flows out of the Middle East. That will show them who’s boss. Problem solved. Brilliantly of course.
Looking ahead to lasting peace, our President has unleashed some potent bargaining salvos to bring the Iranians to heel. He threatened to decimate civilian infrastructure, to knock Iran back to the stone age, and to end Persian civilization forever. Not surprisingly, leftist pansies cried foul. “War crimes!” “Mental decline!” “25th Amendment!” Stuff and nonsense. Our President – and his Cabinet of extraordinary intellect and accomplishment – know exactly what they’re doing. When you’re fighting a holy war, you need to play for keeps. Threatening cultural extinction is a bargaining tool, the art of the deal in action. When the President and his Secretary of Hair are finished in Iran, Iran will be so thankful that we are leaving them without sanctions, much richer than when we attacked them, and with a younger regime intact that they will no longer pose any threat to the Middle East. Mission accomplished.
I get why the Radical Leftists (Leftist Radicals?) have their knickers in a twist. Their old, failing, flaccid, DEI, woke America is receding into history. What has stunned me is the response of MAGA loyalists, some of whom are daring to question the wisdom and sanity of our sainted President. Yes, these people, whose fortunes were made on the backs of MAGA conspiracies and our President’s circle of influence, are unfairly criticizing our savior. Shame on Alex Jones, Megan Kelly, Tucker Carson, Joe Kent and anyone else challenging the brilliance of our President and the billionaires who guide him. A pox upon their houses (thank you Secretary Kennedy for reinstating pox.)
Even the President’s glamorous wife is roiling the waters. Out of the blue in a speech from the White House podium she reminded Elonicans that she did not know Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell, that she neither deserves nor appreciates speculation that she did, and that the Epstein survivors should testify under oath before Congress. Fortunately our President’s Acting Attorney General/Personal Attorney has already put the scandal to rest, declaring that the DOJ is finished with it. Nothing to see here. I believe I share with all Elonicans and the victims of Epstein’s heinous crimes my deep respect for the DOJ’s transparency and commitment to truth in this matter.
As if such unwarranted critique is not enough, now the fake news is nitpicking every utterance and Truth Social post, like this one where the President is clearly portraying himself as a doctor affiliated with the Red Cross healing those in need:
Of course our President has earned the right to portray himself as a healer. He has restored a broken nation to greatness. And yet look at some of these treasonous memes:
So far, these small acts of defiance pose no real threat to our Leaders. These men control the purse strings, the social media algorithms, a growing number of news outlets, and AI. The top 5% of Americans hold 70% of the nation’s wealth; the top 1% hold 30%. Of course, if we could just direct a bit more money to these upper echelons, they would finally have enough to launch the trickle down promised by St. Ronald Reagan almost 50 years ago. We are so very close. I offer this prayer for Elonica:
Please, please, oh Lord, let our President have the strength to stay the course. Let him ensure that Putin and our other new allies make us more prosperous than those feckless old European ones did. Allow him to direct our elections so only the real Elonicans vote for the right people. Encourage him to ignore the Pope and others who would question his brilliance. Save us from Hungary’s democratic fate. Deliver us into our Golden Age. This I pray in Dr. Jesus’s name.
Amen.
I and the father are one.
JOHN 10:30
