Retribution is one of those marvelous old-fashioned words. It’s all over the bible and huge in the annals of world history, a justification across time of unbridled power. It’s a word that our President likes, similar to “groceries,” or, as he likes to refer to them, “the Grocery.” It seems that we have reached the…

Tomorrow we celebrate our second Elonican Thanksgiving: family, feasting, and football, all made better now that we’ve moved on from the old, broken America. Let’s take some time to reflect about our many blessings. Surely our President and the billionaire (soon to be trillionaire) who had the foresight to purchase him for us belong at…

Elonica is on fire! We are the country everyone wants to be, respected again just as our purchased-for-us President said we would be. (If you visit the White House webpage, you get a drop-down inviting you to receive The Golden Age’s newsletter.) How did he bring us to this extraordinary place? The trick is to…

So here’s a stunner. Dems caved and voted with true MAGA patriots to reopen the government. Weak weak weak. All our Leaders had to do to win was take away food assistance from 42 million people after furloughing and laying off thousands of government workers. Without money for food, many people were rethinking Thanksgiving, which…

They did it! Our leaders – the one who won a sweeping 1.5% victory and the one whose money made that victory happen – have exceeded expectations. In just a single year, they have brought America back from the brink. We are stronger. Healthier. Wealthier. More just. More free. More respected in the world. Let’s…

When our Leaders swept into power in their never-before-seen-or-imagined 1.5% landslide victory, they brought back foundational beliefs and values that had been lacking in the United States for decades. These include Christian Nationalism (Elonica exists only for those who believe in a muscular, unassailable Christian state) and American Exceptionalism (the learnings and precedents of history…

So 8,000,000+ antisemitic Commies and Hamas supporters and anarchists came together on October 18 to celebrate something they called “No Kings.” Working closely with Antifa, George Soros — a Jew — paid handsomely to move people around the country to 2600 cities and small towns to make it look like people were interested in this…