Isn’t it great to live in a country where all the right things are happening? The Leader must be pleased with the progress made in just a week since the coronation of his purchased president. He is making money, his friends are making money, his major-domo president is making money. Before we know it the…

We did it! Elonica pulled off its first Coronation –  despite the weather, despite the brazen affront of Michelle Obama not attending after the many kindnesses extended by our muppet president and his MAGA people, despite the misguided protesters who didn’t even have the chutzpah to overrun a government building to make their point. What…

Hard to believe that this is the last post before the coronation of The Leader and his puppet president. It seems like only yesterday there were a gazillion legal cases – lawfare from the Left – that threatened The Leader’s candidate. Thankfully The Leader’s minion was able to escape the speed and resolution with which the…

I’m as eager as the majority of the Elonican people for us to be Great Again. In less than two weeks, our newly elected president will be back in office. From that point The Leader, already a force for progress in the world, will be able to exert even more control over our collective destiny.…

We made it to 2025. Happy New Year. For whatever reasons, I’m not inspired to do the black-eyed-peas and resolution thing. Perhaps because I’m old and as John Dewey would say no longer as elastic as I was in my youth, I’m a tad nervous about all the great changes to come.  It is difficult…

Our first Christmas and Hanukkah in Elonica – season’s greetings to you all! Despite the economic misery caused by the last failed Leftist Radical President, more celebrations have been planned, more people have traveled by car and train and air, and more money has been spent than ever before. It’s a good thing the Elonican…

For the second time The Leader’s mouthpiece has been named Time’s Man of the Year. I am awestruck at The Leader’s maturity and generosity in orchestrating such an honor for someone other than himself – actually, for someone who is animated so transparently by such recognition. The Leader is so much more qualified – he…