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Out With the Old
Even though it’s far away in one of those countries in Europe somewhere, I couldn’t help but be delighted that Notre Dame is back. Even more joyful is the fact that The Leader had the good sense to send his cleverly-purchased president to represent Elonica. My heart swelled with pride knowing that his choice of…
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The Storm Before the Calm
Heavens to Betsy the Radical Left Lunatics have their knickers in a twist! Making full use of the president he purchased as we should expect him to do, The Leader is peopling his government with raw, untested talent. This is the essence of Elonica. It is time to step aside from the deep state with…
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Thanksgiving in Elonica
Embracing Elonica does not mean turning away from everything American. It’s Thanksgiving. I delayed this post to spend some time with family. Thanksgiving is important in Elonica. An Elonican Thanksgiving, like Elonica writ large, builds from the American experiment, tossing out only that which impedes The Leader’s ability to make us Greater. (The regulation of…
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Elonica’s A-Team
I must say I am relieved though not surprised to see that Our Leader and his homeboy the president are thinking outside of the box as they form our new government. This new Cabinet is uber exciting. If the goal is greatness – and our previous attempts at a more perfect union have fallen so…
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Praise Be to Elonica
In England November 5th is Guy Fawkes Day, commemorating a failed plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament in 1605. Brits have chanted for centuries: Remember, remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason, and plot. Our November 5th was every bit as dramatic. Our people, having consumed all of the factual information available via…
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It’s Morning in Elonica
Yesterday’s election was like driving past the scene of an accident on the highway. I knew it was not going well for me – or people like me — and yet I couldn’t stop looking to see just how bad the damage was. My country has spoken. Perhaps because I have read too many banned…
