Another action-packed week in Elonica! The Leader is riding the crest of unquestioned support for himself and the president he purchased. This last Continuing Resolution solidified the omnipotence of the Executive Branch and relegated the House of Representatives to the lesser role of cheering section. Chuck Schumer and the Senate democrats capitulated as expected and…

Can you believe that the election that ended our failing democracy and brought us the glories of Elonica was only 19 short weeks ago? I thank God every day that The Leader had the foresight to buy himself a president. Not just any president, but one who can be counted on from week to week…

I am always proud of Elonica. But there are times when my heart swells almost beyond my chest wall’s capacity. Last night’s speech – full of hard truths about the failures of previous presidencies and the superiority of this one – glorified the strength of The Leader sitting in the First Lady’s box while his…

We’re learning more each day about internal enemies of the state – terrible, wretched civil servants who have wormed their way into our lives. Thankfully The Leader is yanking them out of our government like abcessed teeth. These are not people like us – solid, moral, fair-minded Elonicans – no, they are lazy occupants of…

We’ve witnessed another action-packed week in Elonica. Despite the slow-down in Executive Edicts – only 8 this week for a total now of 112 – The Leader is charging forward in pursuit of our greatness. He is kicking federal workers to the curb at the speed of light. His bought-and-paid-for president is searching far and…

Hoo boy ain’t we got fun! The Leader and his Lost Boys (dubbed Dogebags and Muskrats by vanquished liberals) are oozing like lava through the sacred halls of government. Fine young men like Big Balls and “I was racist before it was cool” have had their way with the data in multiple departments. They’ve successfully…

Praise the Lord! After years of succumbing to The Deep State – that army of unelected liberal bureaucrats who have weaponized our government – The Leader is standing up. Gone are the days of so-called experts in law enforcement, flight, health care, education, intelligence, etc. The Leader and his figurehead president can run Elonica with…