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Victors and Spoils
Man it feels good to be winning again. I think I had fallen into the trap of settling for America’s shortcomings – multiple perspectives, an inclusive government built for principle and not for speed, an uneasy rapprochement with an imperfect past. I had come to expect my government to do too many things for me…
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… Break Glass
Huzza huzza! Yesterday marked the 100th day of our blessed new Golden Age when muscular leadership officially returned to Elonica! Sometimes I can’t help but pause to thank providence for bringing us The Leader and the president he purchased just when he did. Our nation was in a terrible state. Yes, on Election Day inflation…
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Abracadabra
I hope that everyone’s Easter and Passover – or perhaps just the onset of spring – bring renewed faith in possibilities to come. I will miss Pope Francis with his simple Jesuit moral approach to life in this world: “Leave a legacy of good, not of goods.” Mysterious ways… A question for you – If…
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Call Me Ishmael
We’re in the throes of an epic week in Elonica! The Leader, utilizing the presidential vassal he purchased, has surpassed 200 Executive Actions! Ah, real leadership at last – no more fumbling around with bills and laws and compromise and delay. Because he is devoted to the well-being of each of us, The Leader is…
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Taking Stock
What a thrilling week, perhaps our best Elonican week to date. For those doubtful that we could really leave behind the America that failed us and inspire a new and better future – our Golden Age – the uncertainty is over. We are so much wealthier already. The Leader’s purchased president performed beautifully at last…
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Righting the Ship
Happy Liberation Day! Bring on the tariffs! I have to admit I’ve wavered some this week. So much of what is happening in Elonica is unfamiliar. Strange even. Unsettling. While my day-to-day life has not changed much at all, the images of Becoming Great Again are coming so fast and furious that I don’t always…
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Tough Love
In the mere 143 days since Elonica elected The Leader in a landslide 1.5% victory, the rubber is certainly meeting the road. Everything we hoped for is coming to pass. We are already so much safer than we were. The illegals are on the run. The patriots who stormed the capitol on our behalf are…