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Defying Gravity
Hard to believe it’s been almost 200 days since we elected The Leader and his purchased candidate to propel us to our Golden Age. I still thrill at the memory of that monumental 1.5% landslide victory. Think of all that’s already happened: no more ties to weak, stale Europe; Canada eagerly awaiting statehood; Mexico at…
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Big Beautiful Exceptionalism
I was weaned on American exceptionalism. I reveled in our shared abundance – natural resources, innovation, ambition, Hollywood, the Grand Canyon, the Big Apple, due process, the rule of law. Broad stripes and bright stars. Amber waves of grain. I studied our history in college, learning essentially that our past was an exercise in working…
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Victors and Spoils
Man it feels good to be winning again. I think I had fallen into the trap of settling for America’s shortcomings – multiple perspectives, an inclusive government built for principle and not for speed, an uneasy rapprochement with an imperfect past. I had come to expect my government to do too many things for me…
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… Break Glass
Huzza huzza! Yesterday marked the 100th day of our blessed new Golden Age when muscular leadership officially returned to Elonica! Sometimes I can’t help but pause to thank providence for bringing us The Leader and the president he purchased just when he did. Our nation was in a terrible state. Yes, on Election Day inflation…
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Abracadabra
I hope that everyone’s Easter and Passover – or perhaps just the onset of spring – bring renewed faith in possibilities to come. I will miss Pope Francis with his simple Jesuit moral approach to life in this world: “Leave a legacy of good, not of goods.” Mysterious ways… A question for you – If…
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Call Me Ishmael
We’re in the throes of an epic week in Elonica! The Leader, utilizing the presidential vassal he purchased, has surpassed 200 Executive Actions! Ah, real leadership at last – no more fumbling around with bills and laws and compromise and delay. Because he is devoted to the well-being of each of us, The Leader is…
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Taking Stock
What a thrilling week, perhaps our best Elonican week to date. For those doubtful that we could really leave behind the America that failed us and inspire a new and better future – our Golden Age – the uncertainty is over. We are so much wealthier already. The Leader’s purchased president performed beautifully at last…