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Black Gold
Golly what a week it’s been! Just when the Radical Left Libs thought they had Trump where they wanted with their silly Epstein files and Jack Smith testimony, our great President proved that he was ahead of them again. In a move emphasizing Elonican rule of law and our insatiable quest for justice, our great…
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A Year of Truth(s)
What a glorious year 2025 has been! Hard to believe that 422 days ago the United States of America was a failing international laughingstock. Blessedly, the richest man in the world knew what we needed and bought us a president. And what a president he has turned out to be! Why, it’s becoming almost impossible…
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‘Twas the Night Before
‘Twas the night before Christmas and at the White HouseAll the creatures were stirring with fires to douse.The E files were spread by the chimney with careIn hopes that the Trump pics were getting more rare.The Prez and his bride nestled snug in their bedsShe dreaming of shoes, he stuck on The Fed.And Miller and…
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Blowing Bubbles
Important note before you jump in – this post is NOT about “blowing Bubba” as in Mark Epstein’s email to his famous brother Jeffrey (part of the Epstein estate) asking whether Putin had “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.” As curious as I am about this titillating tidbit, I’m awaiting full release of the unsanitized,…
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Pardon Me
Time sure moves fast in Elonica. It seems like only yesterday I was worried about the outcome of the 2024 election. So many moving parts, so much change. A president purchased for us by the richest man in the world. The House of Reps gerrymandered effectively enough to provide a GOP majority. The Senate populated…
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The Retribution
Retribution is one of those marvelous old-fashioned words. It’s all over the bible and huge in the annals of world history, a justification across time of unbridled power. It’s a word that our President likes, similar to “groceries,” or, as he likes to refer to them, “the Grocery.” It seems that we have reached the…
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Let’s Talk Turkey
Tomorrow we celebrate our second Elonican Thanksgiving: family, feasting, and football, all made better now that we’ve moved on from the old, broken America. Let’s take some time to reflect about our many blessings. Surely our President and the billionaire (soon to be trillionaire) who had the foresight to purchase him for us belong at…