Hoo boy ain’t we got fun! The Leader and his Lost Boys (dubbed Dogebags and Muskrats by vanquished liberals) are oozing like lava through the sacred halls of government. Fine young men like Big Balls and “I was racist before it was cool” have had their way with the data in multiple departments. They’ve successfully…

Praise the Lord! After years of succumbing to The Deep State – that army of unelected liberal bureaucrats who have weaponized our government – The Leader is standing up. Gone are the days of so-called experts in law enforcement, flight, health care, education, intelligence, etc. The Leader and his figurehead president can run Elonica with…

Isn’t it great to live in a country where all the right things are happening? The Leader must be pleased with the progress made in just a week since the coronation of his purchased president. He is making money, his friends are making money, his major-domo president is making money. Before we know it the…

We did it! Elonica pulled off its first Coronation –  despite the weather, despite the brazen affront of Michelle Obama not attending after the many kindnesses extended by our muppet president and his MAGA people, despite the misguided protesters who didn’t even have the chutzpah to overrun a government building to make their point. What…

Hard to believe that this is the last post before the coronation of The Leader and his puppet president. It seems like only yesterday there were a gazillion legal cases – lawfare from the Left – that threatened The Leader’s candidate. Thankfully The Leader’s minion was able to escape the speed and resolution with which the…

I’m as eager as the majority of the Elonican people for us to be Great Again. In less than two weeks, our newly elected president will be back in office. From that point The Leader, already a force for progress in the world, will be able to exert even more control over our collective destiny….

We made it to 2025. Happy New Year. For whatever reasons, I’m not inspired to do the black-eyed-peas and resolution thing. Perhaps because I’m old and as John Dewey would say no longer as elastic as I was in my youth, I’m a tad nervous about all the great changes to come.  It is difficult…