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Onward Christian Soldiers
I love the feeling of waking up in our renewed nation. Truth to tell, when we voted in a landslide 1.5% victory to transition from our failing democracy to something newer and better – from America to Elonica – I was a tad nervous. Of course I trust the richest man in the world and…
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Domestic Tranquility
I doubt that any of us could have anticipated the unbridled success of our President and the richest man in the world who had the foresight to purchase him for us before America slipped irretrievably into chaos. Look at all they’ve already fixed: a world at war, an oil shortage, measles and other diseases, a…
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Black Gold
Golly what a week it’s been! Just when the Radical Left Libs thought they had Trump where they wanted with their silly Epstein files and Jack Smith testimony, our great President proved that he was ahead of them again. In a move emphasizing Elonican rule of law and our insatiable quest for justice, our great…
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A Year of Truth(s)
What a glorious year 2025 has been! Hard to believe that 422 days ago the United States of America was a failing international laughingstock. Blessedly, the richest man in the world knew what we needed and bought us a president. And what a president he has turned out to be! Why, it’s becoming almost impossible…
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‘Twas the Night Before
‘Twas the night before Christmas and at the White HouseAll the creatures were stirring with fires to douse.The E files were spread by the chimney with careIn hopes that the Trump pics were getting more rare.The Prez and his bride nestled snug in their bedsShe dreaming of shoes, he stuck on The Fed.And Miller and…
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Blowing Bubbles
Important note before you jump in – this post is NOT about “blowing Bubba” as in Mark Epstein’s email to his famous brother Jeffrey (part of the Epstein estate) asking whether Putin had “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.” As curious as I am about this titillating tidbit, I’m awaiting full release of the unsanitized,…
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Pardon Me
Time sure moves fast in Elonica. It seems like only yesterday I was worried about the outcome of the 2024 election. So many moving parts, so much change. A president purchased for us by the richest man in the world. The House of Reps gerrymandered effectively enough to provide a GOP majority. The Senate populated…