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Righting the Ship
Happy Liberation Day! Bring on the tariffs! I have to admit I’ve wavered some this week. So much of what is happening in Elonica is unfamiliar. Strange even. Unsettling. While my day-to-day life has not changed much at all, the images of Becoming Great Again are coming so fast and furious that I don’t always…
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Tough Love
In the mere 143 days since Elonica elected The Leader in a landslide 1.5% victory, the rubber is certainly meeting the road. Everything we hoped for is coming to pass. We are already so much safer than we were. The illegals are on the run. The patriots who stormed the capitol on our behalf are…
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March Madness
Another action-packed week in Elonica! The Leader is riding the crest of unquestioned support for himself and the president he purchased. This last Continuing Resolution solidified the omnipotence of the Executive Branch and relegated the House of Representatives to the lesser role of cheering section. Chuck Schumer and the Senate democrats capitulated as expected and…
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A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Can you believe that the election that ended our failing democracy and brought us the glories of Elonica was only 19 short weeks ago? I thank God every day that The Leader had the foresight to buy himself a president. Not just any president, but one who can be counted on from week to week…
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Manliness Is Next to Godliness
I am always proud of Elonica. But there are times when my heart swells almost beyond my chest wall’s capacity. Last night’s speech – full of hard truths about the failures of previous presidencies and the superiority of this one – glorified the strength of The Leader sitting in the First Lady’s box while his…
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Friends, Elonicans, Countrymen
We’re learning more each day about internal enemies of the state – terrible, wretched civil servants who have wormed their way into our lives. Thankfully The Leader is yanking them out of our government like abcessed teeth. These are not people like us – solid, moral, fair-minded Elonicans – no, they are lazy occupants of…
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The World Is Our Oyster
We’ve witnessed another action-packed week in Elonica. Despite the slow-down in Executive Edicts – only 8 this week for a total now of 112 – The Leader is charging forward in pursuit of our greatness. He is kicking federal workers to the curb at the speed of light. His bought-and-paid-for president is searching far and…