Who doesn’t love a parade? And who can deny how well attended the President’s birthday bash was despite the late call for seat fillers (to take advantage of absent elected republicans)? I mean, folk have to be really committed to Elonica and its orange CEO to venture into Washington, DC, a Democrat-run city that is a cesspool of crime and mismanagement like all Democrat-run cities. I’m delighted that 200,000 spectators found their way to the parade and only 5,000,000 to No Kings protests in all other parts of the country combined. If my math is correct, that’s a ratio of 1 parade-goer to 25 socialist protestors (protesting socialists?). At $45,000,000 for the parade, that’s only $225 per spectator. Not too shabby. Next year’s birthday parade will be even more successful.
It’s easy to write about Elonica from such a position of strength. Like many Americans, I was raised by parents and teachers and coaches who often said “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.” That’s Elonica in a nutshell – and why Elonica is already outshining the America-in-Decline it is replacing. Not only are The Leader and his purchased president addressing the issues that need to be addressed, they are going whole-hog, no-holds-barred after these issues.
Take immigration. As Elonican visionary Stephen Miller has said, America is for Americans only. It makes no sense to go after only gangbanger criminals when we have it in our power to rid ourselves of everyone who does not deserve the benefits of this great nation. For decades, brown foreigners have crossed the border to take coveted American jobs in agriculture, landscaping, construction, hospitality, and restauranteering. They have snatched the best housing, weakened our schools with non-English-speaking students, and abused a broken immigration system to elongate the process of becoming citizens. Once here, they make babies to expand their capacity to “poison the blood of our country.” Unlike other waves of immigrants – the Irish, the Italians – they do not wish to assimilate. They wave their flags even as they protest their deportation, causing us to send the National Guard and the marines to contain them. Thank God our leaders are at last resolute enough to cast them out, succeeding not only in eliminating crime but also in honoring the biblical teachings that undergird our national moral strength.
The immigration mess, as horrific as it is, is really just a symptom of a larger disease. That disease is liberals. Liberals are the scourge who brought us The Welfare State – Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Food Stamps, Special Education. Liberals invented “woke” to cast doubt on our pristine past. Liberals caused us to question the inherent fairness of our country by suggesting that work toward “a more perfect union” was still in progress. Liberals pushed environmental regulations that limited the acquisition of wealth by the few who deserve it. Liberals made us wear masks during the pandemic and continue to this day to push vaccines that threaten our health. Liberals muddied not only our pronouns, but also our faith in the social hierarchy that has guided our nation since its inception. Liberals brought our great nation to its knees.
Our Leaders are attacking liberals with the same steely resolve they are exhibiting toward immigrants. They and their posse are using all tools at hand to bring the libs to heel. They have arrested and charged judges and members of Congress; tackled and handcuffed US Senators; hamstringed law firms, universities, and NGOs; insulted judges and governors and mayors; and are now directing their most aggressive immigration round-ups to blue cities and states. Getting Elonicans to a single point of view, to unquestioned obeisance to the 2024 landslide 1.5% mandate to abandon America for Elonica, is certainly worth doing. Not surprisingly, our Leaders are doing it well.
And, also not surprisingly, the Democrats who represent these liberals have no idea how to fight back. They speak longingly of the midterm elections 415 days hence. They say things like “Republican representatives in swing districts are in real trouble” and “We could take back the House AND the Senate.” They are repeatedly puzzled by the fact that Republicans “will not stand up.”
Silly rabbits. Why would The Leaders allow elections in 2026 to interrupt our new prosperity? Republicans know that free and fair elections – like due process and birthright citizenship – are but quaint reminders of a failed past. Now that everything wrong with America is on the mend, why bother with elections at all? Elections are messy, distracting, and divisive, encouraging the fake news to question the glorious state of things. Worry not. The Leader has the Insurrection Act in his pocket. He will see to it that nothing impedes our new Golden Age.
Elonica is here to stay. Long live Elonica.
The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty.
Proverbs 21:5
