Sadly, I don’t have as much time as I’d like to attach myself to Truth Social, our President’s social media network, or X, the network of the benevolent billionaire who purchased this President for us to save us from ourselves. I miss out on so much information about what our reenergized government is doing – like what countries we’re attacking or have attacked, tariffs du jour, who sucks and who doesn’t. These networks provide an important blend of fact – the real, accurate skinny – and truth – the conclusions we should all be drawing from these facts.
Fact and truth play such an important role in government. We’re taught from childhood that truth is essential:
“Tell the truth.” (“You’ll be in much more trouble if you don’t.”)
“Speak your truth.”
“The truth shall set you free.”
“We hold these truths to be self-evident.”
Facts are part of truth. This can be tricky. Should we arrive at our truths after we’ve considered the facts or seek out facts to support the truths we already hold? Once we arrive at a truth – like immigrants are the source of most crime in Elonica or the economy always fares better under Republican rule – should we use it to reject “facts” to the contrary like statistics? This is one of the great advantages of our transition from America to Elonica. There used to be multiple sets of facts – bizarre interpretations of history like Project 1619 or slave journals suggesting the folk who owned other folk didn’t always treat them well as they taught them essential job skills they could use to prosper in freedom or vaccines did not cause autism or fossil fuels contribute to poor air quality and global warming. The Radical Leftists bought into these pretend facts because they bolstered their woke beliefs. The clear-headed patriots on the right stuck to the real facts.
I have to admit, even though I have converted entirely to the teachings of Elonica, I am more susceptible to wokism than many. I read many subversive books before they were banned. Worse, I got about as much education as a person can get in elitist liberal arts institutions that are now rightfully paying the President for having indoctrinated me. Here’s the good news: if a person as deeply radicalized as I can be brought into the pure light of Elonica, then anyone can. Here’s how:
Among the many treasures of life in Elonica, the one I value most is clarity. It used to be difficult to gather enough facts to know what is proven and true and right. Even with the advantage of algorithms and AI that provide me readily with the best and most accurate information, making reasoned judgments is hard work. In Elonica, with a President and the men who fund him on top of everything that matters, I no longer have to seek truth. They provide the facts and the conclusions. They know and share the truth.
All we have to do is believe.
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
MATTHEW 7:15
