In the mere 143 days since Elonica elected The Leader in a landslide 1.5% victory, the rubber is certainly meeting the road. Everything we hoped for is coming to pass. We are already so much safer than we were. The illegals are on the run. The patriots who stormed the capitol on our behalf are free to protect our freedoms further. Folk like Mel Gibson who had their guns taken away after committing crimes are having them restored. One by one, The Leader is peeling away the security details of those he dislikes, creating opportunities for real Elonican patriots to teach them what happens when radicals dare to stand in the way of progress. It’s safe to say that – thanks to The Leader and the presidential minion he purchased – Elonica is exceeding the expectations of Project 2025 in every way.
This is no accident. Elonica is so rational. Its superiority to our previous democracy lies in its simplicity: There is but one reliable source of truth. The Leader knows what’s best. He knows intuitively how to make our government profitable, having leveraged billions of dollars in federal grant money to become the richest man in the world. He knows what/who is worth keeping and what/who can be tossed aside. Most importantly, he recognizes that the citizens of Elonica would rather be told what is right than to have to make those choices for themselves. They would rather have The Leader take decisive action than to seek such action through their elected representatives. Because of the success of these early days of Elonica – our improved economy and status on the world stage, the professionalism of our security officials, our feeling of unity as a people – The Leader can reach even more deeply into the pockets of the nation. Think what he is poised to do with the 3 trillion dollar Social Security trust fund!
Of course, even The Leader cannot accomplish everything alone. He works closely with the president he purchased to fill Elonica’s leadership ranks with only the best people, a meritocracy unsullied by previous government experience. The Cabinet billionaires are clear-headed about how to Make Us Great Again. Their ideas are so innovative. The Commerce Secretary reminded us that his 94-year-old mother-in-law would not complain if she didn’t receive a social security check one month – she would simply wait for the next month. “Fraudsters” would be the ones to complain. And the best way to catch them is to withhold checks and round up those who out themselves by clamoring for their “earned” payments. Brilliant! To enhance transparency and rebuild trust with the Elonican people, the National Security Advisor invited a member of the press to classified planning sessions before the latest attack on Houthi rebels in Yemen. Rather than use the old cumbersome safe communication networks – inconvenient for those traveling abroad to Russia and other countries – the distinguished members of the planning group employed a free download of the Signal app. This cost-saving measure allowed the Secretary of Defense to share attack plans with the group and their invited media guest much more efficiently. Unfortunately, the scumbag journalist privileged with this classified information chose to cast his experience in an unfavorable light. Count on the Fake News to get things wrong.
These are glorious times indeed – “two perfect months” as the bought-and-paid-for president says. But in order for Elonica to continue to flourish, it’s important to punish those who oppose or have opposed its simplicity. As difficult as this is to believe, there are still doubters among us. The Leader and his Cheeto sidekick are working feverishly to root them out and bring them to heel. Now that The Leader has taken the power of the purse from the legislative branch – which has proven across time that it has no interest in managing it – financial consequences are proving especially effective. Law firms and universities are falling like dominos to The Leader’s ideological expectations. Public and private organizations that support and/or appreciate diversity are cowering in the face of negative government attention. Our government is no longer weaponized. I can hardly wait for DOGE to decide it is time to share information about how much money it has saved us all by sticking to its principles. Remember – if we save enough, Elonica can provide greater tax breaks for The Leader and his billionaire buds. This is how we get the trickle down that makes our lives better. I have zero doubt that the juice will be worth the squeeze for those of us who deserve it.
Those who impede The Leader’s vision for Elonica cannot expect any mercy. Take the illegals. Every Venezuelan who has entered our country seeking asylum is either in a gang or knows someone who is in a gang. Why waste time determining whether they are dangerous? Why offer them any form of due process before shipping them to a terrorist prison in El Salvador? This is Elonica – a land of strength and power – not the old dumping ground USA. Boy, it was sweet to see these illegals get what was coming to them. Heads shaven. Dressed in tee shirts and underwear. Shackled and stooping and impotent and herded to cells. All filmed for our viewing pleasure. And – the cherry on top – able to stay there forever for a bargain price negotiated proudly by our Secretary of State. Another cost-savings for Elonica. The idiot left is making a big deal of the possibility that some of these miscreants were not gang members and were swept up in error. Who cares? They’re not our problem anymore. We can only hope that Elonican prisons become more like those in South America. Now that we are turning away from our old pathetic friends in Europe, we have so much to learn from more modern, robust democracies like El Salvador.
And what about the idiot judge who tried unsuccessfully to block these deportation flights? Or the other judges futilely attempting to slow down Elonica’s progress? I suspect they’re about to learn what happens when you challenge The Leader and/or the president he purchased. The Proud Boys and other militias stand ready to serve. They’ll make short work of elitist, woke judges who are clinging to the old American belief that the judiciary exists as a co-equal branch of government. Pshaw. There is one Leader. Everything and everyone lives to serve him. Judges, like all who are slow to accept this blessing of our new life, deserve what they get. As do their families and friends. Release the hounds.
Next week perhaps we can celebrate improvements to education and public health. So many exciting things are happening I’m having trouble sleeping through the night …
Huzzah huzzah! We’ve topped 160 executive orders! Celebrate them all on the Edicts du Jour page.
The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty.
Proverbs 27:12
