I trust that Independence Day parades and cookouts and fireworks reminded us all how special and magnificent our country is. So many flags, so much national spirit. I can’t help but be grateful that next year, thanks to the man who purchased our remarkable president for us, we will celebrate our 250th anniversary as Elonica….

Man, it’s exciting to be part of our national evolution since the landslide 1.5% election mandate of 2024. Each day brings so many new and important achievements. In the last week, we have established that the bombs we dropped on Iran might well have obliterated the Iranian nuclear program – and if they didn’t we…

It’s been 34 weeks since the triumphant 1.5% landslide election of The Leader’s purchased president. Inspiring though these weeks have been, there must have been moments in which The Leader questioned this investment. At his awkward exit from Washington, perhaps, or The Big Beautiful Bill that explodes the deficit he worked so dramatically to reduce…

Who doesn’t love a parade? And who can deny how well attended the President’s birthday bash was despite the late call for seat fillers (to take advantage of absent elected republicans)? I mean, folk have to be really committed to Elonica and its orange CEO to venture into Washington, DC, a Democrat-run city that is…

In its prime, America was a great country. Men worked and women raised families. We grew or manufactured everything we needed. We took care of our neighbors. Think Andy Griffith and Little House on the Prairie and The Waltons and Happy Days and the Cosby Show. Yes, in time immemorial, America was a land of…

It has taken me 31 weeks since the election – 19 since the coronation of The Leader and his purchased president – to figure out what makes Elonica distinct from America. It’s a befuddling journey. In many ways, my life has not changed at all. Yes, I’ve noticed and written about some of the positive…

Memorial Day, the last Monday in May, is an important day for us. Like all American celebrations, its purpose gets a bit blurry. It’s meant to be an annual reminder of sacrifice – an honoring of those in the military who have given their lives in service to our country. But we’ve also turned it…