Each day my first waking thought is “Thank God for sending us a Leader who had the good sense and foresight to buy us such an extraordinary President.” Of course I am grateful for all that the President is doing for our country. What matters most to me – touching me to the soul –…

Too many people are speculating without any evidence at all that Our President – the-once-in-a-lifetime talent purchased for us by the richest man in the world – is losing his marbles. He looks tired, they say. He rambles. He slurs words. He makes no sense. He posts weird AI stuff on Truth Social. Obvious mental…

Biden did so many horrific things. Our current president (hallelujah for trading up!) uses all available means, from Executive Actions to United Nations speeches, to rightly remind the world of the foibles of his sad old predecessor. Among Biden’s many transgressions, rampant weaponization of the Justice Department belongs at or near the top of the…

I think we’ve established that Joe Biden was old. Too old. Wobbling around, mumbling incoherently, falling-off-his-bike, staring-into-space old. He shouldn’t have run for president again. He should never have been president in the first place. In 2024 the libs gave us no choice but to fight gerontocracy with gerontocracy. We see your guy who was…

Happy Constitution Day and Citizenship Day … This has been a horrible week in the otherwise sanguine happy world that is Elonica. Charlie Kirk, hero of conservatives young and old, was shot to death in the radical leftist blue state of Utah. His murder was filmed and published in all its gore on phones and…

One of the greatest things about Elonica is that it encourages us to toss out all that liberal gibberish about a “more perfect union” and our “better angels.” The truth is we are already a great country and, under the leadership of our gifted president and the richest man in the world who purchased him…

Summer vacation is over. Across Elonica kids are headed back to school. New clothes. New shoes. Haircuts. Backpacks. Notebooks. Crayons. It’s a proud national ritual played out in big yellow buses and carpools everywhere. Like so many things in Elonica, we didn’t always stop to think how broken our schools were. This year, for the…