Retribution is one of those marvelous old-fashioned words. It’s all over the bible and huge in the annals of world history, a justification across time of unbridled power. It’s a word that our President likes, similar to “groceries,” or, as he likes to refer to them, “the Grocery.” It seems that we have reached the necessary phase of our evolution from America to Elonica where it’s vital to focus on retribution. We have in fact entered The Retribution.
What we know about our President and the billionaires who fund and thus direct him is that when they do something they do it deeply, richly, and well. Take immigration. It is not enough to dispatch the military to seal the border. We also need to deport as many brown people as possible who’ve snuck in during the last decades of immigration debate. Ridding Elonica of illegals will end crime, the housing shortage, and inflation. Granted, it’s harsh, and it’s hard to watch the images of large white men (too large for Pete Hegseth’s svelte military) dressed in camo and armed for combat smashing car windows and dragging people away as their children scream. But it needs to be done. A message of newfound Elonican strength has to be sent. The Retribution calls for the same scope and depth.
Like their approach to immigration, our Leaders are taking a multi-faceted approach to The Retribution. One sphere of activity is a military one. To support his Executive Orders regarding coal production and shipbuilding, and to further Elonican policy of killing people who dare to venture from the shores of South America in small boats, the President has commissioned the building of several new vessels. Using the AI that is the linchpin of our stock market, our navy has designed a new class of warship that combines the Retribution of the storied English Royal navy with that created for Star Wars.
The Retribution, to be commissioned within the year in the first of many ceremonies in the new Epstein Ballroom, represents a new kind of destroyer, capable of blasting people from small boats in the water AND from their homes along the coast. Rather than publish a leaked copy of the prototype for this new warfighting vessel, I think we should wait for our Secretary of War to send it out on Signal so we can be certain it’s the real deal.
The Retribution includes not only nifty new instruments of war, but also – as promised during the 2024 campaign – shame and punishment long overdue to those who targeted our President during his first term in office or dare to question the boundless power currently afforded him as our Unitary Executive. It doesn’t matter whether targeted folk have committed actual crimes. They are as guilty as sin of the felony of impeding our Leaders and thus our Golden Age. The list of miscreants is long. Fortunately, with legal and law enforcement powerhouses Bondi and Patel directing investigations, we can cast a wide and creative net. Here are a few early examples of work in progress:
Crime: Failure to Investigate the Biden Crime Family
- Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine
Crime: Democrat Mortgage Fraud
- Eric Swalwell, US Representative
- Letitia James, NYC Attorney General
- Adam Schiff, US Representative
Crime: Lying to Congress
- James Comey, former FBI Director
Crime: Zealous Investigation
- Jack Smith, Special Counsel
- John Brennan, former CIA Director
Crime: Mishandling Documents Not Housed at Mar a Lago
- John Bolton, Trump first term National Security Advisor
What’s most amazing about this growing list is that focus on The Retribution is not limiting achievements in other promised areas. The economy is flourishing. Crime is disappearing. The world is at peace. Tourists are flocking from all corners of the globe to share in the early glories of our Golden Age. Our Leaders – the man in the Oval Office and the man who purchased him his seat there – are surpassing Elonican expectations. The Retribution is but a small part of the genius that is Making Us Great Again. Clearly there is not now and has never been any need for the kind of malicious oversight the criminals above embraced. I say nail ‘em. Deter future dissent. Own those libs. Show ‘em who’s got immunity.
Dear God, whatever happens, don’t let anybody do anything to slow down our sprint toward Elonica. I am so ready for that trickle down …
His winnowing fork is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing floor and gather his wheat into the barn, but the chaff he will burn with unquenchable fire.
MATTHEW 3:12
