When our Leaders swept into power in their never-before-seen-or-imagined 1.5% landslide victory, they brought back foundational beliefs and values that had been lacking in the United States for decades. These include Christian Nationalism (Elonica exists only for those who believe in a muscular, unassailable Christian state) and American Exceptionalism (the learnings and precedents of history do not apply to us as we are a superior and special people.) These are certainly important tenets. But perhaps the most important philosophy guiding our rapid ascent to Elonica’s Golden Age is The Great Replacement Theory.
The Great Replacement Theory posits that white Christian people who shaped our country into the juggernaut we know and love are under threat. They did the hard work to build the nation; fought its wars; lived through good times and bad; and with no help from anyone created the greatest country in the world. Then immigration and wokeness and Radical Leftists (or Leftist Radicals – I can never remember) destroyed it. We went from being a flourishing nation to the laughingstock of the world. Of course this wasn’t what real Americans wanted. To effectuate our decline, the Leftists opened the borders and encouraged as many nonwhite people as possible to flood the voting rolls. You see, nonwhites vote for Democrats while self-respecting, patriotic white folk vote for Republicans. The Leftist goal is to replace the white majority with a brown and black one, making our extraordinary white heritage subservient to the will of the colored masses and replacing us as masters of the land we rightfully own.
Thank God our Leader, an immigrant from a country that gave away its white birthright when apartheid ended, saw the light and bought us the only President who could stop this horrible Leftist insurgency. This remarkable duo is helping us to reshape our thinking about the Great Replacement Theory. In addition to focusing on lesser people replacing us, they are encouraging us to also support replacing our lesser government with something superior. Applied to people, the Great Replacement Theory tells us to resist diversity at all costs. Applied to government, it tells us to trust our Leaders without question as they unleash never-been-anything-like-it prosperity. The combination of both Great Replacement Theories is the key to our Golden Age.
As we approach the one-year mark in this extraordinary presidency, let’s pause and let the images of Elonica’s progress flow over us like the soothing, scented waters of Mar a Lago’s spa:
I like to arrange the memories of each year of life into a sort of heirloom quilt. I pick the snippets that matter to me and weave them into a mosaic of my own design. The visual helps me to remember, to appreciate, and to stay connected to people who matter. We have the makings here of Elonica’s first Great Replacement quilt. As a people, we must remember what the old America was like so that we know how far we’ve advanced toward our new Elonican future. We need to appreciate the Mike Johnsons and Marco Rubios and Dan Bonginos and Emil Boves and all the other foot soldiers who have contributed to this extraordinary year. When we arrive at our Golden Age, with the trickle down flowing freely and crime eliminated and autism cured and herd immunity having culled the weak so that vaccines are no longer necessary, we will want to know who to honor.
Let’s not overlook a single deserving person.
Next week, to pay homage to the first year of Elonica’s magnificence, look for A Year in Review, a new table of contents for all posts, and a celebration of 400+ Executive Actions. Big doin’s indeed …
So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal.
Corinthians 4:16-18
