One of the greatest things about Elonica is that it encourages us to toss out all that liberal gibberish about a “more perfect union” and our “better angels.” The truth is we are already a great country and, under the leadership of our gifted president and the richest man in the world who purchased him for us, we are becoming even greater. Thank God we recognized that efforts to engineer an artificial society – affirmative action, the Voting Rights Act, DEI in general – were getting in the way of our greatest strength. Here’s the truth: we achieved democracy a hundred years ago. It’s a done deal. Impermeable. Perfect. And the cream has already risen. What we need to do now is to skim this cream, unleash it, let it prosper, then sit back and revel in the trickle down that’s sure to follow.
Until the 1.5% landslide election victory of November 2024, America was mired in foolish efforts to diversify our beautiful society. Now that our leaders have exposed the injustices of woke social manipulation, Elonica can reward those among us who had already risen to the top but were stymied in their influence by all those unfairly elevated to positions of power. The meritocracy we deserve is in our grasp.
The President, at the direction of the meritorious billionaires who paved his way to office, has been working hard to separate the chaff from the grain. He is casting out those who don’t belong in our top ranks. These sorry souls – placed in important roles only to satisfy progress-killing DEI philosophies or radical leftist views – sucked. Sucked big. By contrast, Agent Orange’s nominees and appointees reflect the very best Elonica has to offer. Check out these impressive stats:
And these nominees, now confirmed and working their magic in their new roles, are certainly overperforming. Here are some examples of their greatness in their own words:
While I’m delighted that the President is ensuring that only those who have earned the right to lead are finally encouraged to do so, it will take more than appointees to Make Us Great Again. Biden allowed scads of unqualified people to fill jobs that should belong to white men. Our president, with the help of the richest man in the world and other lions of technology, through DOGE and slashing of waste, fraud, and abuse and thoughtful reciprocal tariffs, is reordering the world of work to allow meritocracy to grow and flourish. This is a slow but worthy process. The numbers are already moving in the right direction:
It’s early days in Elonica but clearly our leaders are laying the groundwork for a sustained Golden Age. The right people are at last welcome in the right places – and the wrong people are being compelled to get out of the way. Meritocracy will yield peace, prosperity, and social order. My advice: kick back, trust the exceptional people destined to lead us – and dream of the trickle-down headed our way.
Do nothing out of selfiish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility, value others above yourselves.
PHILIPPIANS 2:3
