I’m as eager as the majority of the Elonican people for us to be Great Again. In less than two weeks, our newly elected president will be back in office. From that point The Leader, already a force for progress in the world, will be able to exert even more control over our collective destiny. Happy times indeed.
But I’m betting that the path to full realization of Elonica will not be a smooth one. This past week has shown us how broken our country has become. An Isis-inspired terror attack in New Orleans perpetrated by an American-born Army veteran who epitomizes how criminals have exploited our broken border. The messy public suicide of a decorated Special Forces soldier exploding one of The Leader’s vehicles at a Trump hotel (thankfully The Leader had the cool presence of mind to reassure us that the vehicle had not malfunctioned.) A leftist out-of-control judge daring to suggest that The Leader’s purchased president should face the consequences of a jury verdict. How can The Leader be expected to achieve his goals if the rule of law applies to his agent’s actions? The inconvenience of the death of President Jimmy Carter and flags at half mast during the coronation of The Leader’s puppet president. And the icing on the cake – some actual dissidence in the election of Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House after all of the accomplishments of the last congress under Johnson’s leadership.
These events brought us, thank God, to January 6th and the certification of the 1st President of the United States of Elonica. Predictably, this event brought out the very worst actions of the Deep State. Rather than remembering January 6, 2021 as the “day of love” we now know it to be, the Radical Left Extremists kept rebroadcasting doctored video showing what they term “mob violence.” They made the Capitol attackers look like they were breaking the law rather than protesting peacefully and patriotically. The Deeper State was even more brazen in its assault on the truth. The current vice president and other radical leaders suggested that their unwillingness to challenge the election was a form of civic duty. Of course this is meant to imply that those loyal Elonican leaders who refused to acknowledge loss in 2020 were somehow wrong in discounting the flawed evidence of 60 lawsuits and countless recounts. And then there was the most diabolical of all – the Deepest State – conjuring a blizzard in Washington, DC to dissuade members of Congress from fulfilling their constitutional duty. You might recall that, according to an especially astute MAGA member of congress, the Deepest State sent floods to North Carolina in October to influence the presidential election. We know now that they were only practicing.
Blessedly none of their attempts to diminish this election benefitted the Radical Left losers. The Leader’s bought-and-paid-for president was able to host a party at Mar a Lago for all those who planned the 2020 Day of Love, some of whom have been treated horribly unfairly by the Deep State. The Left is curiously slow to acknowledge the new precepts of Elonica: might is right; the key to maximizing democracy is enabling a handful of people to make more money to facilitate trickling down; the end justifies the means (and if the Leftists really cared about the country they would have fought for it like The Leader’s people did after the election of 2020). The Left will come into line eventually. Given the sweeping mandate the country handed The Leader in November, it shouldn’t take long at all to get all of Elonica singing from the same hymnal.
Yes, there are domestic challenges to overcome. The Leader, impatient for excellence, is already reaching beyond the confines of Elonica to repair our broken world. Let’s continue to applaud his efforts in the UK, Germany, Canada, China, and Russia. We’ll doubtless have much to celebrate when The Leader, his Muppet president, and Project 2025 have a chance to work their magic after the coronation.
There is none like you, O LORD, and there is no God besides you, according to all that we have heard with our ears.
1 Chronicles 17:20