They did it! Our leaders – the one who won a sweeping 1.5% victory and the one whose money made that victory happen – have exceeded expectations. In just a single year, they have brought America back from the brink. We are stronger. Healthier. Wealthier. More just. More free. More respected in the world. Let’s spend our time together this week celebrating the triumph that is Elonica.
Executive Actions
When you are blessed with dynamic and decisive leadership unlike anything the world has ever seen, there’s no need to dither and delay among the slow processes of democracy. The best people – the ones who’ve proven their right to lead through the acquisition of great wealth – are guiding our generational President. We trust him to strengthen the economy, declare and execute wars, spend our nation’s money in the best ways, and decide which laws are worth enforcing and which can be ignored. Prior to this magnificent leader, we needed a Congress and a judicial branch to execute the will of the people. Not so today! As our first Unitary Executive, our President governs by edict. In Caesar’s words, “So let it be written, so let it be done”:
Promises Kept: Prices and Inflation
Thanks to our Leaders’ fluid visionary approach to tariffs, deregulation, and mergers that enhance the wealth of those who matter, the Elonican economy is humming! Soon the trickle down will flow to all who deserve it. Happy days are here again!
Promises Kept: Protecting the Homeland
Crime is everywhere. Biden’s failed presidency encouraged Democrat-run cities to ruin our quality of life by welcoming illegals, approving cashless bail, and hamstringing law enforcement. Now that the illegals are on the run and the President has flexed his unitary power in our cesspool cities, crime is fading away. When those who would weaken Elonican blood are sent elsewhere, we will be crime free. Woohoo!
Promises Kept: Making America Healthy Again
Who knew that we could cure autism by eliminating the use of Tylenol in pregnancy? Or that the best way to develop resistance to disease is not vaccination, but herd immunity? In addition to these epic advancements, Elonica is already healthier enough to eliminate research funding in childhood and other cancers. We can use this previously wasted money to build an arch across the Potomac to celebrate our 250th anniversary. Healthy and proud – Elonica in a nutshell. Praise be to our Leaders.
So much progress in such a short period of time is dizzying. Hard to believe. I recognize that this brief summary cannot begin to capture all of the success and joy Elonica has delivered in its inaugural year. If you’d like to revisit additional points of pride, check out last week’s post, The Great Replacement Quilt, for a photographic review. See Skimming the Cream, posted on September 10, for additional data about progress and leadership. If you’re curious about any previous content, visit the new annotated Table of Contents (link here and on the Welcome to Elonica home page).
This is a time for Elonicans to celebrate what we’ve cast off and what we are becoming. It’s our Golden Age as promised. We should be dancing in the streets. So I’m totally befuddled by yesterday’s election results across the country. What in the world were people thinking? Women governors in Virginia and New Jersey? A socialist mayor in New York City? Two Democrats in Georgia’s state government? Three Pennsylvania Supreme Court judges get another ten-year term? Virginia’s House of Delegates picks up 13 seats for a 64-36 majority? California’s Prop 50 delivers 5 additional Democratic house districts? Whew boy. Those radical leftists and their damn propaganda machine. If we don’t jump all over this now, Elonica’s second year might not look anything like its first. What if our Leaders are stymied in their progress? Horrors. I shudder at the thought.
Just so, I tell you, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance.
luke 15:7
