There are injustices and then there are epic injustices. The Epstein Hoax may be the worst of all of them. It’s worse than the two bogus impeachments the Radical Left Lunatics failed to make stick the last time our president was in office. Worse than Russia, Russia, Russia or the January 6th Day of Love depicted as an insurrection. Worse than top secret documents planted by the FBI in a Mar a Lago bathroom. Worse than 34 phony business fraud convictions in New York City or a finding of liability for sexual assault of an old, ugly woman whom the president would never have been attracted to in a million years. Worse even than the Stormy Daniels’ spanking of MAGA’s favorite orange backside. Face it – our president is a hoax magnet. Democrats line up to punk him. He can’t get a break.
Our president is tired of these distractions. Working closely with the billionaire who purchased him, he has much left to do to Make Us Great Again. The latest Epstein Hoax story – printed by the Wall Street Journal, a leftist publication just right of the New York Times – purports that the president sent a bawdy letter to honor Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday. The letter includes a drawing of a naked woman with the president’s signature as pubic hair. How ridiculous. As he and his son have affirmed, the president neither doodles nor “writes pictures.” He never uses Sharpies or magic markers. This Epstein hogwash is another effort to draw attention away from a never-before-seen plethora of presidential successes.
In the interest of justice, the President has made the rare decision to sue the Wall Street Journal and several individuals involved in producing the story. I’m sure this pains him. The President has always been hesitant to air his private battles in public. He is a stoic man, a serious leader who prefers to respond to public scrutiny with prayer and grace. But sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Sometimes, if you want people to stop prying into your private business, there’s nothing left to do but go to court. Let’s hope that The Wall Street Journal caves under the weight of fact and truth like other publications and networks have been eager to do.
Until the Epstein Hoax, I thought that Congress trusted the President to work with his billionaire purchaser to lead us to our Golden Age. After all, the Senate redefined “advise and consent” so that the most gifted leadership duo in history could proceed unencumbered. The Senate’s “I am advising you that I consent to everything you want to do and every nominee you put forward” is such an efficient approach. House and Senate members voted for the Big Beautiful Bill even as they discussed how it might harm their constituents. Since the election, Congress has been happy to cede its Article I authority (tariffs, funding, war) to the executive branch. And look how much Elonica has accomplished since!
Not surprisingly, Radical Left Lunatics neither respect nor celebrate the power of the unitary executive to get shit done. Look at this garbage from one of their never-ending protests:
I am not at all surprised that the socialist communist democrats are threatened by the greatness already achieved since the last election. They’ve done nothing but criticize Elonica’s progress in offloading immigrant felons and reshaping the world economy to our advantage. They are having a field day with the Epstein Hoax, their most recent concoction. I expected this. What has shaken me to my core is criticism of the President from House and Senate Republicans. Many have suggested that The Epstein Files should be published in their entirety. A few even joined with Democrats – yes, with across-the-aisle pedophiles – to propose legislation that would compel publication of the files. Thank God Mike M. (for Missing) Johnson had the presence of mind to send the House home before it could vote. Unlike the sanguine beauty of everything else that’s happened since the November election, this Epstein Hoax has been ugly.
I hope the President sticks to his guns and refuses to share the information the Democrats have planted in the Epstein files. He is not worried about protecting himself as some have suggested. No, as he has done his whole life, he is protecting young women potentially exposed in this sordid case. And I trust that he will severely punish those not standing with him. If ever a Republican member of Congress deserved a mean tweet (or truth) or a nickname or some body shaming or the threat of a primary, this is that moment.
There are countless other important matters that deserve our attention. Un-renaming teams. Putting cane sugar back in Coke. Stripping Rosie O’Donnell of her citizenship. Making sure that Stephen Colbert’s disrespectful friends get cancelled, too. Reminding the world of Obama’s treason. Perhaps we could resuscitate Aunt Jemima and bring back useful terms like pickaninny or wetback. There are so many ways we could Make America Great Again if we could just move on from this Epstein nonsense.
Get it together, Elonicans. We have a Golden Age to get ready for.
Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment.
John 7:24
