I must say I am relieved though not surprised to see that Our Leader and his homeboy the president are thinking outside of the box as they form our new government. This new Cabinet is uber exciting. If the goal is greatness – and our previous attempts at a more perfect union have fallen so far short – why would our new leader surround himself with people who know something about the departments they are tapped to lead? After all, the last time I needed a new roof, I called a buddy of mine who once helped me change a tire and had some really important intel on the roofing industry’s ties to the Deep State. Without his guidance I would not have known that a leaking roof is both healthy and patriotic and that my interest in solar panels was way woke. Those damn libs are everywhere. I came uncomfortably close to the edge.
Nominations to date are so impressive I’ve been inspired to add a new page to the site. Check out Cabinet Space if you have time.
I am including the Department of Education in Cabinet Space but hoping that this frivolous waste of taxpayer money will be replaced as proposed by a Department of Efficiency headed by The Leader himself and ingenue Vivek. We are already so far ahead of other nations educationally, especially in math and science. And if we leave education solely to the states, eliminating burdensome regulations about special education and civil rights, redirecting funding currently offsetting poverty to tax breaks at the top that will trickle down to all of us, then states can be counted upon to create magnificent schools. (Look at how thoughtfully they have guided abortion access.) In no time at all kids will be praying to the one true God, resisting their teachers’ efforts to make them gay, reading only the correct books, and learning that the United States was a perfect nation from its founding until the 1619 Project denigrated its noble history. Critical thinking, like CRT, is code for Satanic abandonment of readin’, ritin’, and ‘rithmetic. Let’s scrap the DOE and get back to basics.
We can only hope that the Senate abdicates its constitutional responsibility to advise and consent on The Leader’s agent’s nominations for high office. Checks and balances have served their purpose as the Founders intended. But they sure slow us down. In this moment of dire need, when the US economy is stuck in first place internationally and inflation is at a record-breaking 2.6%, it makes no sense to take time to vet The Leader’s choices. If The Leader likes them, and his orange deputy believes that they can help him to dismantle the government that has so poorly served its people for more than 200 years, then I say give them the keys. Today if possible.
Now the overseer is to be above reproach, faithful to his wife, temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, not given to drunkenness, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money … he must also have a good reputation with outsiders, so that he will not fall into disgrace and into the devil’s trap.
1 Timothy 3:2-3, 6