Hard to believe it’s been almost 200 days since we elected The Leader and his purchased candidate to propel us to our Golden Age. I still thrill at the memory of that monumental 1.5% landslide victory. Think of all that’s already happened: no more ties to weak, stale Europe; Canada eagerly awaiting statehood; Mexico at heel; the whole Middle East celebrating the Trump family’s Professional Gulf Association tour; a baker’s dozen of strategic tariff policies; federal bureaucrats expelled from their cushy government jobs; illegals on the run to avoid life imprisonment in a foreign gulag. Whew. 259 Executive Actions and counting … no need to slow down our progress by involving Congress at all in getting anything done. Let them dither away in their budget all-nighters – The Leader and his orange buddy will decide whether and how to spend the money anyway.
Bizarrely, notwithstanding so many epic achievements, there are those who doubt. I know, I know, this makes no sense at all. Think of what was promised before the election. We are so much closer to peace in Ukraine now that we have clarified that Zelensky caused the war. Vladimir will come through. The Palestinians are flourishing with a real leader pressuring Netanyahu to make peace and provide aid. Woke is dead and the D.E.I. purge is making us better, one firing, book banning, and regulation removal at a time. And who can question the vibrant strength in our economy? Speaking only for myself, I’m delighted that our orange president is allocating dolls and pencils per child. We have grown fat and spoiled. The Leader has proven that he selected a shrewd, disciplined businessman like himself to co-pilot our transition from America to Elonica.
Despite all the greatness we have witnessed, the critics await comeuppance. It’s going to be a long wait.
Since their campaign for office, The Leader and his presidential minion have been exceeding expectations. The Leader – although recently preferring the less public role of advisor – has disrupted much of the Deep State, halting fraudulent, wasteful, and abusive hemorrhaging from the National Park Service to cancer research to Social Security. He eliminated programs and spending that Congress had authorized and funded – something that everyone said couldn’t be done. Yes, his own companies suffered while he sacrificed for us, but his new contracts with our government and those the president is “recommending” to countries all over the world more than make up the slack. Starlink is about to be Golden Domed. His presidential investment is paying off big. Now that he’s out of the public eye, it’ll pay off even bigger.
The Muppet President, meantime, is making the money he always purported to have before he was elected to office. Crypto, real estate, Qatari airplanes, meme coins – he’s on a roll. Nothing seems to get in his way. Not legal challenges. Not tanking poll numbers. Not “political gravity.” Not norms. Not statutes. Not the Constitution. He is doing so well that we might not need elections in 2026 or 2028. Why interrupt such unprecedented excellence?
It’s time for everyone – the Radical Left, RINOs, Fake News, whistleblowers – to face the fact that Elonica elected the right people to save us from ourselves. Blessedly, there will be no coming back. In deference to our saviors’ love of the arts, let’s close with an anthem to The Leader and the president he purchased for us (lyrics provided following link):
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
Isiah 14:14
