Important note before you jump in – this post is NOT about “blowing Bubba” as in Mark Epstein’s email to his famous brother Jeffrey (part of the Epstein estate) asking whether Putin had “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.” As curious as I am about this titillating tidbit, I’m awaiting full release of the unsanitized, Trump-inclusive files on Friday as required by law. I trust Pam Bondi and Kash Patel ENTIRELY to prove that only Democrats were involved in Epstein’s debauchery. No, this post is not about Bubba. It’s about bubbles. Lots of bubbles.
The Radical Leftists who read failing biased newspapers like the New York Times and watch public television and listen to NPR are misguided because they have yet to be brought into the True Information Bubble. In the True Information Bubble we don’t need data or polls or “perspective” (whatever the hell that is). In our Bubble, our Leaders tell us what is real and true. For example, we know that tariffs are working and our economy is the greatest the world has ever seen. We know that Democrat cities are out of control and if we get rid of the illegals in them there will be no more crime in Elonica. We know that foreigners we once supported in starving parts of the world are doing just fine without us. We know that Ukraine does not deserve to be such a big country. We know that blowing little boats out of the water in South American waters is a righteous use of our military resources. The greatest service our Leaders can provide our people is to eliminate sources of Fake News, promoting trusted outlets like FOX and Truth Social and bringing everyone into the True Information Bubble. Once inside, misguided Elonican libs will find that they are suddenly happier, healthier, and more prosperous.
The stock market is recording record highs, ensuring that those who direct the “Magnificent Seven” (Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet (Google), META, and Tesla) are making enough money to eventually initiate the trickle down that will make us all wealthy. Artificial Intelligence is already changing our world for the better and those with the means and wisdom to invest in it have dropped all interest in other pursuits and put their money there. Of course the everpresent naysayers are suggesting that the rest of the stock market is floundering a bit and that astronomical valuations like those during .com don’t apply to the current situation. The point is this: new tax laws and the removal of silly regulations such as those limiting formaldehyde exposure and requiring water testing are unleashing the power of wealthy men to get wealthier. Wealth distribution favoring the Leaders’ chosen beneficiaries can only strengthen our democracy.
Now that Elonica has overcome its woke weakness (weak wokeness?) and is worth defending again, our Leaders are working feverishly to defend us all within a protective bubble. In the long term, our President, shrewd and on top of things despite rumors about his waning capacity, wants to erect an “Iron Dome” over the entire United States like that employed by Israel to prevent attack by missiles. Israel, the size of New Jersey, serves as an apt model for this undertaking. In the short term, what we most need protection from is foreigners. We’ve stopped the flood of brown invaders at the border and are moving rapidly to rid ourselves of as many as possible who found their way in before the 2024 sweeping 1.5% mandate for change. We’ve also deterred as many tourists as possible from Canada and across the world who bring with them pestilence and unhealthy ideas. Pleased with our progress in ensuring that Elonicans interact only with Elonicans, we are looking to add further restrictions to tourism. If they really want to visit us they will be happy to provide 5 years of social media history and detailed information about their families so we can make sure that they are the right kind of people before we let them in.
Exceptionalism has always been an essential part of the American experience. This is the Uber-Bubble that is allowing Elonica to flourish. The factors that have impeded other nations simply do not apply to us. We are of such hearty stock that we need not vaccinate against diseases such as measles or COVID or polio or hepatitis. Because our mental health as individuals and as a people is so sound, we are safe to arm as many citizens as possible with the most powerful weapons available. Our Leaders are men of strength and grace. Autocracy cannot happen here. Under the leadership of our stalwart President and the billionaires who purchased him for us, we will once again be the envy of the world’s democracies. Here’s a fine example of the kind of leadership in events of national interest Making Us Great Again:
With Hanukkah here and Christmas just around the corner, we can find peace and light in the work of our Leaders. Shalom, fellow Elonicans.
He alone is my rock and my salvation, my fortress; I shall not be greatly shaken.
PSALM 62:2
