Golly what a week it’s been! Just when the Radical Left Libs thought they had Trump where they wanted with their silly Epstein files and Jack Smith testimony, our great President proved that he was ahead of them again. In a move emphasizing Elonican rule of law and our insatiable quest for justice, our great military killed only 50 or so civilians in an attack on Venezuela. You see, it was essential that Elonica arrest Maduro, the Venezuelan president, who was buying machine guns and planning to buy more machine guns to deal fentanyl – no wait, that’s cocaine – in our country. Remember how Merrick Garland spent years tracking down the patriots at the bottom of the food chain on the January 6 Day of Love before deciding after several years to use lawfare on Trump? Well, it’s the same thing. Venezuela is not the source of much of our cocaine but it makes sense to deploy our military for months to capture a small player first. Clearly, Maduro was not taking the Elonican fleet parked off his coast seriously enough not to dance – an obvious jab at our beloved President, whose dancing at Epstein parties and on the campaign trail is so much a part of his charm. And Maduro’s Venezuela contains Elonican oil stolen from us in 1974, although this isn’t really about the oil. The oil is just a happy bonus.
Of course the Radical Leftists are already whining about what it will cost us to “run” Venezuela. Idiots. Venezuelan oil – black gold – will pay for us to run Venezuela. Why, there’s more than enough oil there to make Venezuelans prosperous AND provide a handsome profit for Elonica’s oil-garchs. There must be at least 15 billionaires attached to big oil companies alone who, if they can make just a little more money, will at last be able to contribute to the trickle down that will make us all rich. Our President has so much faith in them that he spoke to them before the attack and has offered to subsidize their Venezuelan work. I personally am banking on these companies to usher in my Golden Age:
- ExxonMobil
- Chevron Corp
- ConocoPhillips
- EOG Resources
- Occidental Petroleum (Oxy)
- Devon Energy Corp
- Diamondback Energy
- Phillips 66
- Valero Energy Corp
- Marathon Petroleum Corp
- Hess Corp
And of course everyone benefits when there’s oil to be mined, processed, and exported. (Oh, and there’s no longer any need to worry about environmental impacts since our President proved that climate change – not unlike vaccination efficacy – is a hoax.) Our President has worked to increase profits for Elonican oil-garchs by expanding gas and drilling areas and removing pesky regulations. No wonder. In Elonica, the top 6 oil-producing states are Texas, New Mexico, North Dakota, Colorado, Oklahoma, and Alaska. Look at how they shine compared to the other 44:
Educational Advantages of Oil
Economic Advantages of Oil
Now do you see why it’s so important to increase our relationship with oil? Beyond the oil-garchs who stand to profit (and then share their profits with us via trickle down), every one of our states might soon achieve the lofty successes of our top 6. We could all be like Texas or Oklahoma!
Venezuela is only the first step. As Stephen Miller and others are now saying, this is OUR hemisphere. The Donroe Doctrine gives us the right to claim it by force. It’s way past time we used our superior military for something other than deterrence. Conquering our foes (those with natural resources our billionaires want and need so we can all be rich) is unlike the American experience in Viet Nam or Afghanistan or Iraq. Yes, then like now we were sure that no one could challenge us. But what Elonica has now that America lacked then is quality leadership. Miller. Trump. Rubio. Hegseth. Strong men with clear goals. We cannot fail.
We woke up a week ago to a 2026 in which our Leaders had largely repaired Biden’s extensive damage to our nation. Elonica proved too easy a mission for them. Time to spread our Golden Age throughout the hemisphere. It is a noble thing for a noble people to do.
And this gospel of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.
MATTHEW 24:14
