Each week, we are blessed with so many positive steps toward our Golden Age. Sometimes it’s difficult to know what’s most important in our lives. No mystery this week …
Jeffrey Epstein cut his first deal after he was convicted on state charges of procuring a child for and soliciting prostitution in 2008. The second Bush was president. It was a sweet deal which left Epstein walking around Florida and flying to exotic locales at will. In 2019 when Trump was president, Epstein was charged with federal sex trafficking crimes, pleaded not guilty, and supposedly committed suicide awaiting trial. Two Republican presidents at the helm were not enough to prevent the Democrats from hiding Epstein’s information – lists and files and videos that would prove once and for all the existence of a liberal cabal of child predators secretly ruling the world. Yes, Epstein got his deal in Florida under Republican leadership and yes, he committed suicide on Donald Trump’s watch. But clearly the Democrats have been obfuscating. Clearly the Obamas and the Clintons and the Pelosis and the Bidens have big ass skeletons in their closets. It’s beyond time for the truth.
Our Orange President, heeding the advice of The Leader who purchased him for us, appointed to important positions in his government people who have righteously and effectively kept the Epstein story fresh and alive for the last 17 years. These people recognize that the real skinny must be ferreted out in all its granular detail. Now that they control federal offices, these new appointees have pledged proudly to publish the Epstein intelligence. To this end, the Attorney General made binders of open-source information and distributed them with her own hands to real news folk (not fake news networks or CNN) and promised that she would soon review and disclose the Epstein list on her desk. Out of the blue, the FBI asserted that there was no there there. Nothing untoward. No juicy nuggets. No blackmail by Epstein, who died by suicide and not at the hands of those determined to silence him. And then the DOJ closed its investigation. Closed it cold. WTF! Did the Deep State just get deeper? Did the Biden Crime Family threaten these trusted members of government? Were our leaders coerced by African gang members from the country where Obama was born?
Oddly, the President was gung ho Epstein reveal until The Leader hinted on X that the files might contain unflattering information. Now how is this possible? Photos, film, and interviews document that the President and Epstein were friends for years. But who can imagine for a moment that The Leader’s chosen president, a godly man of business whose treatment of women has never been questioned, whose days as an NYC and Florida swinger are way in the rear-view mirror, could in any way have been a part of Epstein’s circle of depravity? It just can’t be. It’s a bridge too far.
Thankfully the President has reminded us that the Epstein information cannot be trusted. The Democrats – Obama, Clinton, Comey and their crowd – have falsified the records, creating fake information designed to discredit the President they fear. It’s Russia, Russia, Russia all over again. The Leader, in bringing up the Epstein files, was not threatening the President. No, he was giving him a heads up, protecting Elonica, his namesake investment. He was giving the President time to remind us of the immorality of the libs so there would be no confusion. The Leader and his Prez are still bros.
How reassuring that the citizens of Elonica are watching and that when something really matters, they will stand up. This is, after all, the first promise that The Leader and his presidential minion have broken. Prices are down. The wars in Israel and Ukraine have ended. We’ve expelled dangerous criminals among the tens of thousands of immigrants we’ve rounded up to deport. We have created a meritocracy, populating our government with the best and brightest. We’ve eliminated wasteful spending. The Leader and the President are delivering. It’s only fair that we trust them on Epstein.
Six months in, Elonica prospers. It’s grand to be a witness to it all.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Exodus 20:16
