I hope that everyone’s Easter and Passover – or perhaps just the onset of spring – bring renewed faith in possibilities to come. I will miss Pope Francis with his simple Jesuit moral approach to life in this world: “Leave a legacy of good, not of goods.” Mysterious ways…
A question for you – If you were committed to rebooting a nation in decline, what would be the most efficient way to do that? In the case of America, much of the groundwork has been laid. The Leader and his purchased president benefit from a thoughtfully engineered Supreme Court (special thanks again to Mitch McConnell), a Congress full of bit players who acknowledge that leadership means only re-election, and a media ecosystem where opinions are unencumbered by inconvenient facts. Much of America recognizes that the only way to strengthen our democracy is to abandon its more difficult and abused precepts – due process, co-equal branches of government, academic freedom, the marketplace of ideas. With The Leader and his minion president at the helm, the odds that we can be Great Again are in Elonica’s favor.
But, around the edges, there’s pesky resistance. Leftist groups like 50501 and Indivisible are rabble rousing, orchestrating national days of protest where thousands gather. They’re sending busloads of 65+ year-old white operatives to Chuck Grassley’s town halls in Iowa to fool people into thinking that The Leader’s ideas are not universally popular. This same robust group of paid operatives then jet-sets across the country to wave signs at Social Security offices – sometimes multiple offices in multiple states on the same day. Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen and other Libs flew to El Salvador to meet with a foreign terrorist rightfully deported there. These misguided acts of resistance are annoying. It makes no sense to challenge our transition to Elonica – to our Golden Age – but such is the depth to which woke ideology has infiltrated our people.
So what to do? The Leader, of course, has a plan. He remains committed to measured, irreversible interventions to facilitate America’s transition to Elonica. The government he must retool is vast and inept, but truth be told, the government is but a small part of the challenge. The whole country is broken – schools, colleges, law firms, weather prediction, vaccination protocols, immigration, trade policy, congestion pricing. Transgender men are overrunning women’s sports. Venezuelan gangs are engaged in a war against us at the behest of their government. DEI has weakened America’s very foundation – from the water pressure in our showers to the highest ranks of our military. The Leader will have to invoke a special kind of magic to bring us back from the brink.
If The Leader can make what’s in the way disappear, then Elonica will prevail. The first thing that must disappear – from public view anyway – is The Leader himself. You might recall that he began his tenure very much in the background, posing for several weeks as “an advisor” to his purchased president. DOGE thrust him into the limelight, allowing him to divert incoming from his Muppet President until others in the president’s realm found their footing. Now that the Cabinet is proving its mettle, The Leader can don his invisibility cloak and anonymously “disappear” pressing impediments. These are a good start:
The Deep State
Our History
Diversity
Liberal Arts Education
Climate Change
Domestic Health Challenges
Global Leadership
Picture The Leader with a cosmic Magic Eraser. Once he’s done his work — surreptitiously, behind the scenes — it’ll be next to impossible to resuscitate anything he’s eliminated. Good riddance, American failure. Let the glory that is Elonica rise.
Shhh — remember that The Leader is incognito for the time being. Credit his bought-and-paid-for President. He likes that.
He shall fly away as a dream, and shall not be found: Yea, he shall be chased away as a vision of the night.
Job 20:8
