Unlike our old cumbersome democracy with processes designed to avoid haste and regret — three branches of government, checks and balances, bills and laws — Elonica can rely on The Leader and the president he purchased to get things done lickety-split. We don’t really need a Congress at all. Think of the money we can save! Here’s a running record of Executive Edicts, updated as often as possible.
To read the full text of these Actions, link to whitehouse.gov here.
For a more literary experience, enjoy these summary haiku:
Issued March 9, 2026
484. Nominations Sent to the Senate
7 real good men.
Markwayne Mullin among them.
Make us great again.
483. U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day, 2026
I’ve broken records
Getting hostages returned.
I’m not weak. I’m strong.
Issued March 7, 2026
482. Commitment to Countering Cartel Criminal Activity
Americas Counter Cartel
Coalition. Our
Western hemisphere.
Issued March 6, 2026
481. Combating Cybercrime, Fraud, and Predatory Schemes Against American Citizens
Cybercrime, fraud, pred-
Atory schemes hurt our people.
My people have this.
Issued March 4, 2026
480. Ratepayer Protection Pledge Proclamation
AI eats power.
Regular citizens pay.
I’ll protect your rates.
479. Nominations Sent to the Senate
One Florida guy.
Federal Reserve Board of Govs
Member and chairman.
Issued March 2, 2026
478. Nominations Sent to the Senate
20 new recruits.
18 boys and 2 girls.
See? I let girls lead.
Issued February 23, 2026
477. National Angel Family Day, 2026
Migrant crime crisis.
Murders by bad men and drugs.
ICE is kicking ass.
Issued February 20, 2026
476. Imposing a Temporary Import Surcharge to Address Fundamental International Payments Problems
Section 1-2-2
Nonpayment by foreign countries.
Bam! Better tariffs.
475. Continuing the Suspension of Duty-Free De Minimis Treatment for All Countries
Tariffs on small stuff
Will continue. Eat me, SCOTUS.
I don’t need Congress.
474. Ending Certain Tariff Actions
SCOTUS said no to
My national emergencies.
Suspending tariffs.
Issued February 18, 2026
473. Promoting the National Defense by Ensuring an Adequate Supply of Elemental Phosphorus and Glyphosate-Based Herbicides
Grow elemental
Phosphorous and herbicide
Production. Need ’em.
Issued February 16, 2026
472. President George Washington’s Birthday, 2026
Washington was great.
General. First President.
Faith and dignity.
Issued February 11, 2026
471. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Here’s 12 more fine folk
To Make America Great.
4 women 8 men.
470. Strengthening United States National Defense with America’s Beautiful Clean Coal Power Generation Fleet
Our coal-powered ships.
“Wooden ships and iron men.”
We’ll be Great Again.
Issued February 6, 2026
469. Modifying Duties to Address Threats by the Government of the Russian Federation
Russia still a threat
But India traded with them.
They’ve changed. Less tariff.
468. Establishing an America First Arms Transfer Strategy
Use arms as a tool
Of our foreign policy.
Make more and sell ’em.
467. Protecting the National Security and Welfare of the United States and Its Citizens from Criminal Actors
DOJ and D-
HS will share more data
To keep bad guys out.
466. Addressing Threats to the United States by the Government of Iran
Still an emergency.
Bigger tariffs for those who
Do trade with Iran.
465. Unleashing American Commercial Fishing in the Atlantic
Don’t need to protect
Marine national monuments.
Let’s catch us more fish!
464. Ensuring Affordable Beef for the American Consumer
There’s a beef shortage.
I’m allowing more imports.
Doing what I want.
Issued February 4, 2026
463. Nomination Sent to the Senate
Adding another
Guy. 420 men.
74 chicks.
Issued February 3, 2026
462. National Black History Month, 2026
Equality and
Liberty. Black people are
Part of our greatness.
Issued January 30, 2026
461. Celebrating American Greatness with American Motor Racing
Indy is thrilling.
Let’s race through D.C. using
Transportation funds.
Issued January 29, 2026
460. Addressing Threats to the United States by the Government of Cuba
Another nation-
Al emergency. Cuba.
Tariffs are coming.
459. Addressing Addiction through the Great American Recovery Initiative
Addiction is bad.
Recovery Initiative.
Bobby K. in charge.
458. Year of Celebration and Rededication, 2026
250 years.
Noble cause by grace of God.
Celebrate all year.
Issued January 28, 2026
457. National School Choice Week, 2026
Students should not be
Trapped in failing schools. Parents
Should choose. Screw public ed.
Issued January 27, 2026
456. Addressing State and Local Failures to Rebuild Los Angeles after Wildfire Disasters
Biden, Bass fucked up.
My relief stymied by regs.
Ignore regs. Build fast.
Issued January 23, 2026
455. Continuance of the Federal Emergency Management Agency Review Council
FEMA Review Coun-
Cil extended to March 25.
They didn’t finish.
Issued January 20, 2026
454. Stopping Wall Street from Competing with Main Street Homebuyers
Large investors buy
Single family homes. I
Am stopping this now.
453. National Day of Patriotic Devotion, 2026
I have done amazing
Things and solved all the problems.
Revere me always.
Issued January 19, 2026
452. Martin Luther King, Jr., Federal Holiday
“Honor our heri-
Tage, reclaim our freedom, and
Recommit to the truth.“
Issued January 16, 2026
451. Religious Freedom Day, 2026
Our country founded
On faith can count on me to
Bring prayer back to us.
Issued January 14, 2026
450. Adjusting Imports of Semiconductors, Semiconductor Manufacturing Equipment, and Their Derivative Products into the United States
We need chips and stuff.
National security.
Woohoo! More tariffs!
449. Establishing a Second Emergency Board to Investigate Disputes between the Long Island Railroad Company and Certain of Its Employees Represented by Certain Labor Organizations
First board I created
Couldn’t get the job done, so
I’m making a new board.
448. Adjusting Imports of Processed Critical Minerals and Their Derivative Products into the United States
We need minerals.
Must negotiate imports.
Our security.
Issued January 13, 2026
447. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Big batch o’ MAGA.
66 loyal soldiers.
Meritocracy.
Issued January 9, 2026
446. Safeguarding Venezuelan Oil Revenue for the Good of the American and Venezuelan People
I’ll keep these funds safe.
National emergency.
I think it’s my 10th.
Issued January 7, 2026
445. Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States
International
Climate entities not good
For America First.
444. Prioritizing the Warfighter in Defense Contracting
Most lethal warfighting
Capabilities. That’s us.
Need weapons FASTER.
Issued January 5, 2026
443. Nominations Sent to the Senate
13 stalwart men
Plus 1 chick. Judges and some
US Attorneys.
Issued January 2, 2026
442. Regarding the Acquisition of Certain Assets of Emcore Corporation by Hiefo Corporation
Company tied to
China dicking with our chips.
Nope. That tech is ours.
Issued December 31, 2025
441. Amendments to Adjusting Imports of Timber, Lumber, and Their Derivative Products into the United States
“Pricing” is different
From “affordability.”
Reducing tariffs.
Issued December 29, 2025
440. To Implement the United States-Israel Agreement on Trade in Agricultural Products and for Other Purposes
Modifications.
Technical rectifications.
No clue what this means.
Issued December 19, 2025
439. Winning the 6G Race
6G is coming.
National security.
We will be the best.
Issued December 18, 2025
438. Adjustments of Certain Rates of Pay
Changing fed pay scales.
We’ve ditched the DEI folk;
Pay remainder more.
437. Ensuring American Space Superiority
Permanent lunar
Outpost by 2028 – YEAH!
Let’s focus on space.
436. Providing for the Closing of Executive Departments and Agencies of the Federal Government on December 24, 2025, and December 26, 2025
Extending Christmas
Break to include Christmas Eve
And Boxing Day. Rejoice!
435. Increasing Medical Marijuana and Cannabidiol Research
Kennedy likes his
Medical marijuana.
Do grass not vaccines.
Issued December 16, 2025
434. Restricting and Limiting the Entry of Foreign Nationals to Protect the Security of the United States
Adding 7 countries
To no entry list. 16
Added to “restricted.“
Issued December 15, 2025
433. Bill of Rights Day, 2025
Protecting freedoms.
We’re fighting left wing lawfare
And draining the swamp.
432. Designating Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
Fentanyl’s closer
To chemical weapon than drug.
Weaponization.
Issued December 11, 2025
431. Protecting American Investors from Foreign Owned and Politically Motivated Proxy Advisors
Foreign advisors
Wield enormous influence.
I am stepping in.
430. Ensuring a National Policy Framework for Artificial Intelligence
The fed government
Will take control of state regs
Which are burdensome.
Issued December 6, 2025
429. Addressing Security Risks from Price Fixing and Anti-Competitive Behavior in the Food Supply Chain
Foreign groups (“furriners”) control
Anti-competitive things.
We’re gonna stop it.
Issued December 5, 2025
428. National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day, 2025
1941.
We’ll annihilate any foe.
Japan’s now our friend.
427. Aligning United States Core Childhood Vaccine Recommendations with Best Practices from Peer, Developed Countries
Developed countries
Vaccinate less. Kennedy
Uses best science.
Issued December 4, 2015
426. Honoring the Memory of Specialist Sarah Beckstrom, West Virginia Army National Guard
Guardsman killed in D.C.
Fly flags at half-mast today.
Poor West Virginian.
Issued December 2, 2025
425. America 250: Presidential Message on the Anniversary of the Monroe Doctrine
Trump Corollary
To Monroe Doctrine. We’ll take
The Americas.
Issued December 1, 2025
424. Nominations Sent to the Senate
4 guys and a gal
Helping MAGA to prevail.
Meritocracy.
Issued November 30, 2015
423. America 250: Presidential Message on Mark Twain’s 190th Birthday
They say Mark Twain wrote
Books. His “Gilded Age” is now
My great Golden Age.
Issued November 25, 2025
422. Thanksgiving Day, 2025
American spirit
Coming back more powerful.
Praise Almighty God.
Issued November 24, 2025
421. Launching the Genesis Mission
National AI.
I’m establishing “Mission.”
So we come in first.
420. Designation of Certain Muslim Brotherhood Chapters as Foreign Terrorist Organizations and Specially Designated Global Terrorists
International
Partners need our help to kill
Evil terrorists.
Issued November 21, 2025
419. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Promote American Coke Oven Processing Security
Steel regulations
Re metallurgical coke.
Don’t need ’em. Scrap ’em.
Issued November 20, 2025
418. Modifying the Scope of Tariffs on the Government of Brazil
Brazilian tariffs
Dick with affordability.
Hey! I can change them!
Issued November 18, 2025
417. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Five more stalwart males
To help make America’s
Great big Golden Age.
Issued November 17, 2025
416. National Adoption Month, 2025
Our nation values
“Family and abundant life.”
First Lady, me all in.
Issued November 14, 2025
415. Modifying the Scope of the Reciprocal Tariff with Respect to Certain Agricultural Products
Ruh roh! Tariffs caused
Inaffordability.
I know — I’ll change them.
Issued November 13, 2025
414. Fostering the Future for American Children and Families
Foster care system
Needs more support. Strategic
Partnerships will help.
Issued November 10, 2025
413. Veterans Day, 2025
Improving the VA.
DEI, transgender shit
Gone. Thanks for serving.
412. 250th Anniversary of the Founding of the United States Marine Corps
Thanks to Almighty
God for our great Marine Corps.
Semper Fideles.
Issued November 7, 2025
411. Anti-Communism Week, 2025
“Social justice” and
“Democratic socialism.”
New words for old lies.
Issued November 6, 2025
410. Nomination Sent to the Senate
I found another
Loyal man to help me reign.
Meritocracy.
Issued November 5, 2025
409. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Three more fine fellows.
That makes 402 picks.
336 men.
Issued November 4, 2025
408. Modifying Reciprocal Tariff Rates Consistent with the Economic and Trade Arrangement Between the United States and the People’s Republic of China
I make the best deals.
This makes China’s 11th
Exec Order. Whew.
407. Modifying Duties Addressing the Synthetic Opioid Supply Chain in the People’s Republic of China
I have made a deal.
Looks a lot like it used to.
Tariffs are great fun.
Issued October 30, 2025
406. Nominations and Withdrawal Sent to the Senate
Same guy for two jobs.
Chairman and commissioner.
A Florida bro.
Issued October 24, 2025
405. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Promote American Mineral Security
Toss regulations
On processing our copper.
Need us more copper.
Issued October 21, 2025
404. Nominations Sent to the Senate
15 brightest men.
Yesterday I sent a girl.
This will help keep our balance.
Issued October 20, 2025
403. Nomination Sent to the Senate
OMG a girl!
Meritorious of course.
Only the bestest.
Issued October 17, 2025
402. National Energy Dominance Month, 2025
Biden screwed up my
Successes in oil, gas, and coal.
I’m bringing them back.
401. National Cybersecurity Awareness Month, 2025
First lady and I
Leading the way in cyber
Security. Boom!
400. Adjusting Imports of Medium- and Heavy-Duty Vehicles, Medium- and Heavy-
More imports threaten
National Security.
Here’s a thought — tariffs!
Issued October 15, 2025
399. National Security Presidential Memorandum/NSPM-8
Military pay
During the shut-down. Robbing
Peter to pay Paul?
398. Ensuring Continued Accountability in Federal Hiring
Smaller federal
Workforce. Can’t fill vacancies.
Can hire only Merit.
Issued October 14, 2025
397. National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk
Extraordinary
Loss. On his 32nd birthday
Honor Charlie Kirk.
Issued October 13, 2025
396. The Trump Declaration for Enduring Peace and Prosperity
Middle East plan: US
And Egypt, Qatar, Turkey.
Enduring peace future.
Issued October 10, 2025
395. Anniversary of the Founding of the United States Navy
George Washington sought
A decisive naval force.
Don’t give up the ship.
394. General Pulaski Memorial Day, 2025
Came from Poland, then
Called “Soldier of Liberty.”
Died defending us.
393. Presidential Message on National Breast Cancer Awareness Month
1 in 8 women.
Family risk, early detection.
MAHA means research. ??
Issued October 9, 2025
392. Leif Erikson Day, 2025
Fearless Norse Viking.
A Christian, found Canada.
Thus North America.
391. Columbus Day, 2025
One of our heroes.
Dissed by left wing radicals.
I shall restore him.
Issued October 8, 2025
390. Construction of Arctic Security Cutters
Urgent, growing threats
Require 4 more ice cutters.
60 days to plan.
389. Nominations Sent to the Senate
I need another
White guy from Florida to
Make us great again.
Issued October 7, 2025
388. Fire Prevention Week, 2025
Do commonsense stuff.
Overcome problems of Green
New Scam agenda.
387. National Manufacturing Day, 2025
I am rebooting
Manufacturing. Tariffs
Put America first.
Issued October 6, 2025
386. Decision of the President and Statement of Reasons on 2025 Ambler Road Appeal
Road through Alaska.
Profit Trumps environment.
Attached my reasons.
385. Department of War Security for the Protection of Federal Personnel and Property in Illinois
Chicago is bad.
Violent demonstrations.
Protect fed assets.
Issued September 30, 2025
384. Unlocking Cures for Pediatric Cancer with Artificial Intelligence
MAHA Commission
Will use AI to stop cancer.
I am committed.
Issued September 29, 2025
383. Adjusting Imports of Timber, Lumber, and Their Derivative Products into the United States
National defense
Requires — wait for it — tariffs.
Use domestic wood.
382. Continuance of Certain Federal Advisory Committees
We need committees.
Here’s a list of the good ones.
Continuing them.
381. Assuring the Security of the State of Qatar
Qatar commitment.
As Hegseth said yesterday:
FAFO.
Issued September 25, 2025
380. Enforcing the Death Penalty Laws in the District of Columbia to Deter and Punish the Most Heinous Crimes
Capital punish-
Ment essential for justice.
I have fixed D.C.
379. Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
Violence against right =
Organized antifascism.
Must hammer the left.
378. Gold Star Mother’s and Family’s Day, 2025
More Afghanistan
Withdrawal stuff. I love our
Gold Star families.
377. Saving TikTok While Protecting National Security
Some wealthy buddies
Now taking over TikTok
Instead of passed law.
Issued September 22, 2025
376. Designating ANTIFA as a Domestic Terrorist Organization
Militaristic
Anarchist organization. Not
At all like MAGA.
375. National Hispanic Heritage Month, 2025
Extraordinary
Contributions past, present.
Honor them this month.
Issued September 19, 2025
374. Restriction on Entry of Certain Nonimmigrant Workers
H-1B visas
Abused. US workers screwed.
Charge $100 grand.
373. National POW/MIA Recognition Day, 2025
Black and white banner
Represents sacrifices.
Honor these heroes.
372. The Gold Card
A million bucks buys
An expedited visa.
France wants statue back?
Issued September 18, 2025
371. Constitution Week, 2025
Honor America.
Fight left-wing arsonists de-
Faming our Founding.
370. Memorandum of Understanding between the Government of the United States of America and the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Regarding the Technology Prosperity Deal
Second royal visit!
Working together on science/tech.
Longstanding partner.
Issued September 16, 2025
369. Establishing an Emergency Board to Investigate Disputes between the Long Island Rail Road Company and Certain of Its Employees Represented by Certain Labor Unions
Unresolved disputes.
I am appointing a board.
Now we’ll get fairness.
368. Further Extending the TikTok Enforcement Delay
Congress passed this law.
I don’t like it and am not
Enforcing it. Let’s wait.
Issued September 15, 2025
367. Restoring Law and Order in Memphis
Crime out of control.
State requests help with resources.
Memphis Safe Task Force.
September 11, 2025
366. Patriot Day 2025, the 24th Anniversary of the September 11 Terrorist Attacks
24 years past.
Recall that horrible day.
So many lives lost.
Issued September 10, 2025
365. Honoring the Memory of Charlie Kirk
Lowering the flag
Until sunset 9-14.
I liked this young man.
Issued September 9, 2025
364. Memorandum for the Secretary of Health and Human Services the Commissioner of Food and Drugs
Drug advertising
Has skyrocketed lately.
We’re taking a look.
Issued September 5, 2025
363. Restoring the United States Department of War
Ensure strength through peace
Much more than Dept of Defense.
We used to win wars.
362. Modifying the Scope of Reciprocal Tariffs and Establishing Procedures for Implementing Trade and Security Agreements
Tariff gibberish.
I’ll adjust as I see fit.
I am fixing trade.
361. Strengthening Efforts to Protect U.S. Nationals from Wrongful Detention Abroad
U.S. Sec of State
Can say who’s sponsor of
Wrongful Detention.
Issued September 4, 2025
360. Implementing the United States-Japan Agreement
Reciprocity.
Trade deficits have to go.
15% base.
Issued September 3, 2025
359. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Twelve conservatives.
Letting one fine gal slip in.
Meritocracy.
Issued September 2, 2025
358. Nominations Sent to the Senate
16 fine new folk.
4 meritorious girls.
Great. More than usual.
Issued August 28, 2025
357. Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again
More Athens and Rome.
The Design Excellence Program
Made ugly buildings.
356. Overdose Prevention Week, 2025
Biden let drugs in.
This caused overdoses, heartbreak.
Let’s stay clean this week.
355. Labor Day, 2025
Workers diminished.
Corrupt political class.
I am saving us.
354. Use of Appropriated Funds for Illegal Lobbying and Partisan Political Activity by Federal Grantees
Federal grants have
Political overtones.
I am stopping this.
353. Further Exclusions from the Federal Labor-Management Relations Program
Departments doing
National security
Can’t be in unions.
Issued August 27, 2025
352. Honoring the Victims of the Tragedy in Minneapolis, Minnesota
Kids killed in school church.
Let’s lower flags while expanding
Gun rights. We’re safer.
Issued August 25, 2025
351. Fourth Anniversary of the Attack at Abbey Gate, 2025
Let’s remember this:
In Afghanistan withdrawal
Biden screwed the pooch.
350. Taking Steps to End Cashless Bail to Protect Americans
Maintaining order.
Bail lets dangerous folk out.
Those with money safe.
349. Measures to End Cashless Bail and Enforce the Law in the District of Columbia
Crime emergency
Requires end of cashless bail.
Those with money safe.
348. Prosecuting the Burning of the American Flag
Despite Supreme Court’s
First Amendment protections
We will prosecute.
347. Additional Measures to Address the Crime Emergency in the District of Columbia
Recruiting more people
To help address big emergency
I declared last week.
Issued August 21, 2025
346. Improving Our Nation through Better Design
National Design
Studio will shape improved
Experiences.
Issued August 20, 2025
345. Presidential Permit: Authorizing Cameron County, Texas, to Construct, Maintain, and Operate a Pedestrian Border Crossing at the Gateway International Bridge Land Port of Entry
Cross the Rio Grande
By foot into Brownsville. Lots
Of regulations.
Issued August 14, 2025
344. 90th Anniversary of the Social Security Act
I’ll always defend
This monumental program:
Kill waste, fraud, abuse!
Issued August 13, 2025
343. Revocation of Executive Order on Competition
Order from 2021
Promoting competition
In economy axed.
342. Enabling Competition in the Commercial Space Industry
Need to stay in front.
Speed up approvals, cadence.
I believe in space.
341. Ensuring American Pharmaceutical Supply Chain Resilience by Filling the Strategic Active Pharmaceutical Ingredients Reserve
I fixed this before.
Biden botched it; now we’re short.
Fixing it again.
Issued August 11, 2025
340. Further Modifying Reciprocal Tariff Rates to Reflect Ongoing Discussions with the People’s Republic of China
More TACO delay.
China gets 90 more days.
Tariff strategy.
339. Restoring Law and Order in the District of Columbia
City in chaos.
Deploying National Guard.
Farewell Epstein hoax.
338. Declaring a Crime Emergency in the District of Columbia
Rising violence
Deters government hiring.
Emergency rules.
Issued August 7, 2025
337. Democratizing Access to Alternative Assets for 401(K) Investors
Bad regulations
Prevent some from getting rich.
Invest daringly.
336. Guaranteeing Fair Banking for All Americans
Banks screwed Trump, MAGA.
Banks should welcome everyone.
Money is money.
335. Ensuring Transparency in Higher Education Admissions
Race-based admissions
Threaten national secur-
Ity, well-being.
334. Improving Oversight of Federal Grantmaking
DEI, Marxism
Funded by NSF grants.
I am stopping this.
Issued August 6, 2025
333. Addressing Threats to the United States by the Government of the Russian Federation
India is importing
Russian oil. Let’s raise tariff.
I support Ukraine.
Issued August 5, 2025
332. Establishing the White House Task Force on the 2028 Summer Olympics
Because of my ath-
Leticism, I will chair.
JD is Vice Chair.
Issued July 31, 2025
331. Amendment to Duties to Address the Flow of Illicit Drugs across our Northern Border
Pissed at Canada
Because we use fentanyl.
35%.
330. Nominations Sent to the Senate
A male nominee.
Something new and different.
Just the one today.
329. Further Modifying the Reciprocal Tariff Rates
I said August 1.
I reject the T.A.C.O. thing.
We’ll start August 8th.
328. President’s Council on Sports, Fitness, Nutrition, and the Reestablishment of the Presidential Fitness Test
Youth sports, active play.
Establishing a Council.
Fitness test is back.
Issued July 30, 2025
327. Suspending Duty-Free De Minimis Treatment for All Countries
De Minimis
Is mostly gone. National
Emergency real.
326. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Eleven newbies.
Every one a good strong man.
Meritocracy.
325. Adjusting Imports of Copper into the United States
Let’s tariff copper.
National security.
Tariffs are my fave.
324. Addressing Threats to the United States by the Government of Brazil
Brazil is so bad.
They are censoring our speech.
Let’s mega-tariff.
Issued July 25, 2025
323. Made in America Week, 2025
Globalist ruling
Class closed factories, fortunes.
Yay Big Beautiful Bill!
322. Captive Nations Week, 2025
My admin works for
More stable and peaceful world.
Third week in July.
Issued July 24, 2025
321. Saving College Sports
Pay for play and stuff
Has created race to the bottom.
College sports aren’t pro.
320. Ending Crime and Disorder on America’s Streets
Endemic vagrancy,
Disorderly behavior.
Commit mentally ill.
Issued July 23, 2025
319. Promoting the Export of the American AI Technology Stack
We must stay on top.
American Exports Program.
Rule AI worldwide.
318. Accelerating Federal Permitting of Data Center Infrastructure
AI’s Golden Age
Needs “Data Center Projects.”
Give ’em energy.
317. Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government
DEI again.
Could distort AI output.
I will destroy woke.
Issued July 17, 2025
316. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Promote American Security with Respect to Sterile Medical Equipment
Ethylene oxide
Regulations are too strong.
Here are exemptions.
315. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Further Promote American Energy
We need to burn coal.
Regulations are too strong.
Here are exemptions.
314. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Promote American Chemical Manufacturing Security
Chemical “HON Rule”
Regulations are too strong.
Here are exemptions.
313. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Promote American Ore Processing Security
Taconite iron
Regulations are too strong.
Here are exemptions.
312. Creating Schedule G in the Excepted Service
Veterans Affairs
Needs changes in existing rules.
Adding a Schedule G.
311. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Eleven newbies.
One fine woman makes the cut.
Meritocracy.
Issued July 15, 2025
310. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Adding 3 great guys.
I love to nominate folk
As MAGA judges.
Issued July 9, 2025
309. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Ambassadors to
Exotic lands. Three boys
And one special girl.
Issued July 7, 2025
308. Extending the Modification of the Reciprocal Tariff Rates
“Harmonized Tariff
Schedule of the United States”
Modified again.
307. Ensuring Accountability and Prioritizing Public Safety in Federal Hiring
Avoid hiring.
But use Merit Hiring Plan
When you must add staff.
306. Ending Market Distorting Subsidies for Unreliable, Foreign Controlled Energy Sources
Green energy stuff
Like subsidies, tax credits
Are gone with the wind.
Issued July 3, 2025
305. Establishing the President’s Make America Beautiful Again Commission
Preserve the beauty
By eliminating regs.
Economic growth.
304. Making America Beautiful Again by Improving Our National Parks
Increase entrance fees &
Grow international tourism
To pay for improvements.
Issued July 2, 2025
303. 160th Anniversary of the United States Secret Service, 2025
Heroism, discipline,
Unwavering commitment.
Gratitude. Respect.
Issued July 1, 2025
302. Nominations Sent to the Senate
26 new ones.
One great woman made the cut.
Alina Habba.
Issued June 30, 2025
301. Authorizing Junction Pipeline Company LLC to Construct, Connect, Operate, and Maintain Pipeline Facilities at Toole County, Montana, at the International Boundary between the United States and Canada
Texas company.
Let’s depend on gas and oil.
Lots of border regs.
300. National Security Presidential Memorandum/NSPM-5
I like Cubans but
Not the repressive regime.
No “wet foot, dry foot.”
299. Providing for the Revocation of Syria Sanctions
Syria has changed.
Old regime has been tossed out.
Let’s help them prosper.
298. Presidential Permit Authorizing South Bow (USA) LP to Operate and Maintain Pipeline Facilities at Cavalier County, North Dakota, at the International Boundary between the United States and Canada
Maintaining pipeline.
Let’s depend on gas and oil.
Lots of border regs.
297. Presidential Permit Authorizing Steel Reef Pipeline LLC to Operate and Maintain Pipeline Facilities at Burke County, North Dakota, at the International Boundary between the United States and Canada
Canadian firm.
Let’s depend on gas and oil.
Lots of border regs.
296. Simplifying the Funding of Energy Infrastructure and Critical Mineral and Material Projects
More efficiency.
Paperwork duplication.
We need dominance.
Issued June 23, 2025
295. Text of a Letter from the President to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President Pro Tempore of the Senate
Informing Congress
Bombed Iran’s nuclear spots.
Commander in Chief.
Issued June 20, 2025
294. Presidential Permit Authorizing the City of Eagle Pass, Texas, to Expand and Continue to Maintain and Operate a Vehicular and Pedestrian Border Crossing at the Camino Real International Bridge Land Port of Entry
Pass OK by me.
Some border facilities.
Must meet all standards.
Issued June 19, 2025
293. Further Extending the Tiktok Enforcement Delay
I don’t like this law.
Nonenforcement extended.
I can force a deal.
Issued June 17, 2025
292. 250th Anniversary of the Battle of Bunker Hill
Brave, outmanned, outgunned
We lost ground but won spirit.
Patriotism.
Issued June 16, 2025
291. Implementing the General Terms of the United States of America-United Kingdom Economic Prosperity
I made a big deal.
The Brits are first in line.
89 to go.
290. Nominations Sent to the Senate
26 new ones.
5 women and Emile Bove.
Filling loyal ranks.
Issued June 13, 2025
289. Father’s Day, 2025
Strength custodians
Planting seeds of virtue, hard work.
Family leaders.
288. Flag Day and National Flag Week, 2025
Flag Day June 14.
Red, white, and blue Old Glory.
Enduring symbol.
287. Regarding the Proposed Acquisition of United States Steel Corporation by Nippon Steel Corporation
Nippon — US Steel.
We maintain special control.
Our security.
286. 250th Anniversary of the Founding of the United States Army
Banning DEI.
Sinister ideology.
Yay me and Army.
Issued June 12, 2025
285. Stopping Radical Environmentalism to Generate Power for the Columbia River Basin
More stupid Biden.
Climate change misplaced concerns.
We need more power.
284. Empowering Commonsense Wildfire Prevention and Response
We fight fires poorly.
Incentivize land management.
Coordinate resources.
Issued June 9, 2025
283. Presidential Permit Authorizing Green Corridors, LLC, to Construct, Maintain, and Operate a Commercial Elevated Guideway Border Crossing Near Laredo, Texas, at the International Boundary Between the United States and Mexico
Yes — a commercial
Elevated guideway crossing
In Laredo’s fine.
Issued June 7, 2025
282. Department of Defense Security for the Protection of Department of Homeland Security Functions
ICE needs National Guard
Protection to hunt illegals.
I’m calling them up.
Issued June 6, 2025
281. Leading the World in Supersonic Flight
Regulations prevent
Overland supersonic flights.
Take them away now.
280. Restoring American Airspace Sovereignty
Drones are dangerous.
A Task Force will study rules
To make sure we’re safe.
279. Unleashing American Drone Dominance
Accelerate drone
Productivity right now.
Buy less foreign ones.
278. Sustaining Select Efforts to Strengthen the Nation’s Cybersecurity and Amending Executive Order 13694 and Executive Order 14144
Revising orders.
Vulnerabilities from
AI etc.
277. Eliminating Waste, Fraud, and Abuse in Medicaid
Biden sucked at this.
States gamed the system. I am
Making things better.
276. National Ocean Month, 2025
Ocean resources:
Seafood, minerals, and more.
We will use it all.
Issued June 4, 2025
275. Enhancing National Security by Addressing Risks at Harvard University
Harvard breaking law.
I forbid foreign students
From enrolling there.
274. Reviewing Certain Presidential Actions
Unitary head.
Biden’s cognitive decline.
Must review his stuff.
273. Restricting the Entry of Foreign Nationals to Protect the United States from Foreign Terrorists and Other National Security and Public Safety Threats
Banning entry from
12 countries like last time
In oval office.
Issued June 3, 2025
272. Adjusting Imports of Aluminum and Steel into the United States
Hey, a tariff change.
Something new and different.
Tariffs are my fave.
Issued May 30, 2025
271. Sequestration Order for Fiscal Year 2026 Pursuant to Section 251A of the Balanced Budget and Emergency Deficit Control Act, as Amended
On October 1
Reduce direct spending per
OMB report.
Issued May 27, 2025
270. 101st Anniversary of the United States Border Patrol
Sovereignty guardians.
Biden deceived and betrayed.
I am saving us.
Issued May 24, 2025
269. World Trade Week, 2025
Global elites
Unfairly took jobs and dreams.
I shall fight for you.
268. Prayer for Peace, Memorial Day, 2025
Gold Star families.
Eternally indebted.
Remember and pray.
267. National Physical Fitness and Sports Month, 2025
RFK Jr
Will make us healthy again.
No trans in girls’ sports.
Issued May 23, 2025
266. Deploying Advanced Nuclear Reactor Technologies for National Security
Power for AI.
More nuclear power faster.
Use private sector.
265. Ordering the Reform of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission
Safety rules too strict.
Safe, abundant nuke energy.
Reform NRC.
264. Reforming Nuclear Reactor Testing at the Department of Energy
Overregulation.
Need more nuke. Not enough testing.
That changes today.
263. Reinvigorating the Nuclear Industrial Base
Expedite, promote
Production and operation
Of nuclear energy.
262. Restoring Gold Standard Science
Science not trusted.
COVID and other mistakes.
Restore Gold Standard.
Issued May 22, 2025
261. National Maritime Day, 2025
Merchant mariners
Help drive economic strength.
Yay water people!
Issued May 19, 2025
260. President Donald J. Trump Signed S. 146 into Law
Signed Take It Down Act.
Intimate visual depictions
Must be consensual.
Issued May 16, 2025
259. Armed Forces Day, 2025
Lethal fighting force
Valiantly guards liberty.
Recruitment is up.
258. Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month, 2025
American Dream.
Tulsi Gabbard, Vance’s wife
Our proud legacy.
257. Jewish American Heritage Month, 2025
I have and will smash
Antisemitism on
Campus and elsewhere.
Issued May 12, 2025
256. Modifying Reciprocal Tariff Rates to Reflect Discussions with the People’s Republic of China
Lots of previous
Exec Orders and numbers.
BLINK: 30 percent.
255. Peace Officers Memorial Day and Police Week, 2025
I make us safer
In communities, at border.
Celebrate police.
254. Delivering Most Favored Nation Prescription Drug Pricing to American Patients
Global freeloading.
We pay too much for our drugs.
I command it stop.
Issued May 9, 2025
253. Rescission of Useless Water Pressure Standards
Water pressure standards:
Radical green policies.
Shower obsession.
252. Keeping Promises to Veterans and Establishing a National Center for Warrior Independence
Veterans not respected
By past administrations.
Offer homeless care.
251. Protecting the Great Lakes from Invasive Carp
Illinois must
Act to stop invasive spread.
Great Lakes are special.
250. Increasing Efficiency at the Office of the Federal Register
Deregulation
Delayed by slow publishing of
My new directives.
249. Military Spouse Day, 2025
Armed forces heart and soul.
High unemployment rate.
Unwavering support.
248. Mother’s Day, 2025
Mothers are da bomb.
I will protect families
From far left ideas.
247. Fighting Overcriminalization in Federal Regulations
Absurd and unjust
Overregulation. I
Am easing burden.
246. Establishing Project Homecoming
Illegals invaded
For four years. We shall pay them
To go somewhere else.
Issued May 8, 2025
245. Victory Day for World War II, 2025
WWII ended
May 8, 1945.
Renewed commitment.
Issued May 7, 2025
244. National Foster Care Month, 2025
First Lady and Prez
Respect fine foster parents.
Help kids grow and thrive.
Issued May 5, 2025
243. Regulatory Relief to Promote Domestic Production of Critical Medicines
We must make more drugs.
Regulations slow us down.
Streamline new building.
242. Improving the Safety and Security of Biological Research
Biden erred again.
Gain-of-function bio research
Is too dangerous.
241. National Small Business Week, 2025
Small business vital.
My tariffs address unfair world.
Hail entrepreneurs.
240. National Hurricane Preparedness Week, 2025
Hurricanes are bad.
I gave each state larger role.
Prepare your plans now.
239. National Mental Health Awareness Month, 2025
Make America
Healthy Again Commission
Will fix mental health.
Issued May 1, 2025
238. Loyalty Day and Law Day, U.S.A., 2025
Rule of law is back.
Loyalty Day vs May Day.
I’m Ike and Reagan.
237. National Day of Prayer, 2025
God spared me from ass-
Assination. My faith is
Even stronger now.
236. 2025 National Fallen Firefighters Memorial Weekend, 2025
Firefighters are great.
One died in Butler attempt.
Let’s support them all.
235. Ending Taxpayer Subsidization of Biased Media
No more money for
PBS and NPR
Viewpoints are biased.
234. Establishment of the Religious Liberty Commission
Establishing a
Commission to continue
Fight for religious freedom.
Issued April 29, 2025
233. Addressing Certain Tariffs on Imported Articles
Can’t stack tariffs on
Other tariffs. Time to clean up
Tariff confusion.
232. 418th Anniversary of the First Landing and Raising of the Cape Henry Cross
Explorers arrived
In Virginia. Remember
Why they traveled here.
231. Amendments to Adjusting Imports Automobiles and Automobile Parts into the United States
Revising again.
Big break for automakers.
Off to Detroit now.
Issued April 28, 2025
230. Strengthening and Unleashing America’s Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent Citizens
Empower the police.
Maybe add military.
End consent decrees.
229. Protecting American Communities from Criminal Aliens
Fed has plenary
Power over immigration.
No sanctuaries.
228. Enforcing Commonsense Rules of the Road from America’s Truck Drivers
I mandate English.
New proficiency guidance.
Transportation Sec.
Issued April 26, 2025
227. World Intellectual Property Day, 2025
Protect American
Innovation. Celebrate
Our uber greatness.
Issued April 24, 2025
226. Investigation into Unlawful “Straw Donor” and Foreign Contributions in American Elections
Unlawful money
In election contributions.
Go after ActBlue.
225. Unleashing America’s Offshore Critical Minerals and Resources
Let’s mine offshore.
There’s more money to be made.
More drilling baby.
224. Strengthening Probationary Periods in the Federal Office
Strengthen probation.
Better federal workers.
Replacing old rule.
Issued April 23, 2025
223. National Volunteer Week, 2025
Volunteerism
Strengthens our communities.
I urge you to serve.
222. Advancing Artificial Intelligence Education for American Youth
AI everywhere.
Train up teachers and students.
Make innovators.
221. Restoring Equality of Opportunity and Meritocracy
Opportunity,
Not outcomes. Disparate impact
Liability.
220. Restoring Common Sense School Discipline Policies
Disorderly schools.
Schools fearing Title VI.
Punish equally.
219. Days of Remembrance of Victims of the Holocaust, 2025
Antisemitism.
Leftist, anti-American
Universities.
218. National Park Week, 2025
Majestic beauty.
McKinley not Denali.
Cherish and protect.
217. Preparing Americans for High-Paying Skilled Trade Jobs of the Future
Fed’ral investments
In workforce development.
Economic growth.
216. White House Initiative to Promote Excellence and Innovation at Historically Black Colleges and Universities
HBCUs are
Bright beacons of excellence.
I shall support them.
215. Reforming Accreditation to Strengthen Higher Education
Accreditation
Should not promote diversity.
Discrimination.
214. Transparency Regarding Foreign Influence at Amercian Universities
Foreign gifts threaten
Cultural and national
Security. Stop.
Issued April 21, 2025
213. Honoring the Memory of His Holiness Pope Francis
Fly flags at half mast.
Respect for Francis the Pope
At home and abroad.
Issued April 17, 2025
212. Restoring American Seafood Competitiveness
Wasting abundance
Through overregulation.
Let my people fish.
211. 250th Anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and Concord
I proclaim pride in
Our past, faith in our future.
We fought for freedom.
210. Extension of Hiring Freeze
Cutting way, way back.
Jan 20 freeze extended.
Smaller government.
209. Unleashing American Commercial Fishing in the Pacific
Since 2009
No fishing marked national
Waters. Now, have at.
Issued April 16, 2025
208. Ensuring Commercial, Cost-Effective Solutions in Federal Contracts
Use commercial stuff
Readily available.
Cheaper than custom.
Issued April 15, 2025
207. Ensuring National Security and Economic Resilience through Section 232 Actions on Processed Critical Minerals and Derivative Products
We need critical
Minerals, rare earth elements.
Study our imports.
206. Restoring Common Sense to Federal Office Space Management
Carter and Clinton
Put government offices
In pricy places.
205. Lowering Drug Prices by Once Again Putting Americans First
I fixed this last time.
Biden bunged it up. Let’s go back.
We will get healthy.
204. Restoring Common Sense to Federal Procurement
Agile, effective,
Efficient procurement system.
Revisit “FAR.”
203. Preventing Illegal Aliens from Obtaining Social Security Act Benefits
Fraud, waste, and abuse
In Social Security’s
Rampant. Deep audit.
202. Updating Permitting Technology for the 21st Century
Too much paper use
Slowing down infrastructure
Projects. Use more tech.
Issued April 11, 2025
201. Military Mission for Sealing the Southern Border of the United States and Repelling Invasions
Border emergency.
Placing military there.
Stay in Mexico.
200. Clarification of Exceptions Under Executive Order 14257 of April 2, 2025, as Amended
Semiconductors
And other technology
Exempt. Go figure.
Issued April 9, 2025
199. Modifying Reciprocal Tariff Rates to Reflect Trading Partner Retaliation and Alignment
Countries want to deal.
“Reciprocal” tariffs down.
10 for 90 days.
198. Addressing Risks Associated with an Egregious Leaker and Disseminator of Falsehoods
Nailing Miles Taylor.
Wrote a book about Term 1.
Leakers are dead meat.
197. Addressing Risks from Chris Krebs and Government Censorship
Chris Krebs made up “truth”
Re COVID and election.
I will punish him.
196. Addressing Risks from Susman Godfrey
Another law firm.
I can make them bend the knee.
Rule of law prevails.
195. Mobilizing Defense Acquisitions and Spurring Innovation in the Defense Industrial Base
Speed up procurement.
National security.
Factories too slow.
194. Restoring America’s Maritime Dominance
We need to build ships.
Maritime industry weak.
Let’s make it happen.
193. Directing the Repeal of Unlawful Regulations
Unlawful regs hurt.
Courts have lessened fed provenance.
Review and then cut.
192. Reducing Anti-Competitive Regulatory Barriers
Some regulations
Spur anti-competition.
Let’s revitalize.
191. Zero-Based Regulatory Budgeting to Unleash American Energy
Biden added more
Government-by-regulator.
Time to review regs.
190. Reforming Foreign Defense Sales to Improve Speed and Accountability
Speed up weapons sales.
Evaluate restrictions.
Reduce rules and regs.
189. Maintaining Acceptable Water Pressure in Showerheads
Biden-Obama war
On showers — I’m repealing
Def of showerhead.
188. Education and Sharing Day, U.S.A., 2025
Rabbi Menachem
Mendel Schneerson: charity,
Teaching, and good deeds.
187. National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day, 2025
Caring for our great vets
Is my commitment. Restoring
Peace through strength. Thank you.
186. National Crime Victims’ Rights Week, 2025
Biden soft on crime.
I’m tough at border, elsewhere.
Seeking new crime bill.
Issued April 8, 2025
185. Amendment to Reciprocal Tariffs and Updated Duties as Applied to Low-Value Imports from the People’s Republic of China
China’s not flinching.
One hundred and four percent.
I’m tit for tatting.
184. Reinvigorating America’s Beautiful Clean Coal Industry and Amending Executive Order 14241
Coal is essential.
National security.
Treat as mineral.
183. Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Promote American Energy
Coal fired power plants.
Reliable power grid.
Going back in time.
182. Protecting American Energy from State Overreach
Our security.
Climate change concerns
Are ideological.
181. Strengthening the Reliability and Security of the United States Electric Grid
Need more energy.
Analyze our power grid.
Limit outages.
Issued April 7, 2025
180. Review of Proposed United States Steel Corporation Acquisition
Biden told Nippon no.
National security.
Ordering review.
Issued April 4, 2025
179. Extending the TikTok Enforcement Delay
Not enforcing law
Until June 20, 25.
I choose which laws count.
Issued April 3, 2025
178. National Donate Life Month, 2025
Organ donors are
Countlessly compassionate.
Let us honor them.
177. National Child Abuse Prevention Month, 2025
Trauma and abuse.
Gender ideology
Is prevalent form.
176. Cancer Control Month, 2025
Fighting the cancer.
Restoring trust in government.
Let’s get healthier.
175. National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, 2025
Open borders cause
More sexual violence.
I have nothing else.
Issued April 2, 2025
174. Further Amendment to Duties Addressing the Synthetic Opioid Supply Chain in the People’s Republic of China as Applied to Low-Value Imports
Expanding tariffs
On everything Chinese.
Stopping fentanyl.
173. Regulating Imports with a Reciprocal Tariff to Rectify Trade Practices that Contribute to Large and Persistent Annual United States Goods Trade Deficits
Bad trade deficits.
Need more manufacturing.
Tariffs on steroids.
172. World Autism Awareness Day, 2025
Prez and first lady
Respect families and others
Dealing with autism.
Issued April 1, 2025
171. Nominations Sent to the Senate
18 more fine folk.
Gosh — 2 women made the cut.
Meritocracy.
Issued March 31, 2025
170. Combating Unfair Practices in the Live Entertainment Market
Concert industry.
Unscrupulous middlemen.
Charging unfair fees.
169. Establishing the United States Investment Accelerator
Bad regulations
Hamper investment in us.
Let’s make it easy.
Issued March 28, 2025
168. Making the District of Columbia Safe and Beautiful
Capital city
Belongs to all citizens.
Let’s have a Task Force.
Issued March 27, 2025
167. Exclusions from Federal Labor-Management Relations Programs
Unions have to go.
Big state of emergency.
Nation is not safe.
166. Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History
Smithsonian’s woke.
I am a history scholar.
I’ll decide what’s true.
165. Addressing Risks from Wilmerhale
Addressing more threats
From “Big “Law” firms that crossed me.
Robert Mueller sucks.
Issued March 26, 2025
164. Adjusting Imports of Automobiles and Automobile Parts into the United States
More tariffs today.
Cars/car parts threaten nation-
-al security.
163. Executive Grant of Clemency for Devon Archer
Hunter B’s buddy,
Unconditional pardon.
I like this power.
Issued March 25, 2025
162. Addressing Risks from Jenner & Block
Another law firm
That did me wrong in the past.
Pay the piper now.
161. Preserving and Protecting the Integrity of American Elections
Safer and fairer.
New proof of citizenship.
DOGE will of course help.
160. Protecting America’s Bank Account Against Fraud, Waste, and Abuse
Treasury in charge
With OMB to review
All gov payments out.
159. Immediate Declassification of Materials Related to the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Crossfire Hurricane Investigation
They tried to get me.
Doing transparency.
Russia, Russia, Rush …
158. Modernizing Payments to and from America’s Bank Account
Going paperless
On September 30th. Fast.
There are exceptions.
Issued March 24, 2025
157. Imposing Tariffs on Countries Importing Venezuelan Oil
Venezuela’s bad.
Tariffs if you use their oil.
On top of sanctions.
156. Greek Independence Day: A National Day of Celebration of Greek and American Democracy, 2025
We were shaped by Greece,
Our valued NATO ally.
Yay independence!
Issued March 22, 2025
155. Preventing Abuses of the Legal System and the Federal Court
Lawyers slow things down
Defending the illegals.
Bondi should nail them.
154. Rescinding Security Clearances and Access to Classified Information from Specified Individuals
People who crossed me
Cannot get security
Clearances. So there.
Issued March 21, 2025
153. Addressing Remedial Action by Paul Weiss
Paul Weiss bent the knee.
He has given me some hope.
Toss out past order.
Issued March 20, 2025
152. Stopping Waste, Fraud, and Abuse by Eliminating Information Silos
Sharing all info
That’s unclassified will stop
Waste, fraud, and abuse.
151. Strengthening the Suitability and Fitness of the Federal Workforce
OPM Director
Now has more authority.
Meritocracy.
150. Eliminating Waste and Saving Taxpayer Dollars by Consolidating Procurement
Consolidating
Federal procurement’s smart.
Eliminate waste.
149. Immediate Measures to Increase American Mineral Production
Regulatory
Bottlenecks are in the way
Of our minerals.
148. Improving Education Outcomes by Empowering Parents, States, and Communities
DOE has failed.
States will fix education.
Closing DOE.
Issued March 19, 2025
147. Removing Discrimination and Discriminatory Equity Ideology from the Foreign Service
Discriminatory
Equity ideolo-
-gy needs routed out.
146. Achieving Efficiency Through State and Local Preparedness
National resilience.
State, local infrastructure
Projects important.
Issued March 15, 2025
145. Invocation of the Alien Enemies Act Regarding the Invasion of The United States by Tren De Aragua
Invasion law
from 1798.
Deport sans process.
Issued March 14, 2025
144. Continuing the Reduction of the Federal Bureaucracy
Seven agencies
Added to growing scrap heap.
Unnecessary.
143. Addressing Risks from Paul Weiss
Another law firm
Doing stuff that I don’t like.
Limit their business.
142. Additional Rescissions of Harmful Executive Orders and Actions
Eliminating
18 more Biden orders.
Restore common sense.
Issued March 11, 2025
141. Ensuring the Enforcement of Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 65(c)
Lawsuits in my way.
They’re antidemocratic.
Pay first then challenge.
140. Nominations Sent to the Senate
50 new people.
43 men, 7 chicks.
Meritocracy.
Issued March 9, 2025
139. U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day, 2025
Americans held.
I am great — have freed 13.
Let’s bring them all home.
Issued March 7, 2025
138. Restoring Public Service Loan Forgiveness
Biden botched program.
I won’t support activists.
Some payees removed.
137. Establishing the White House Task Force of the FIFA World Cup 2026
2026.
FIFA on our big birthday.
I’ll chair with JD.
Issued March 6, 2025
136. Establishment of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and United States Digital Asset Stockpile
Bitcoin’s limited.
Texas tea, digital gold.
Let’s secure our share.
135. Amendment to Duties to Address the Flow of Illicit Drugs across our Southern Border
Autos and potash
Causing special tariff rules now.
Cars a bridge too far.
134. Addressing Risks from Perkins Coie LLP
Dangerous, dishonest.
Soros, Hilary et al
AND did DEI.
133. Amendment to Duties to Address the Flow of Illicit Drugs across our Northern Border
Autos and potash
Causing special tariff rules now.
Cars a bridge too far.
Issued March 5, 2025
132. Honoring Jocelyn Nungaray
Killed by illegals.
Renaming wildlife refuge.
Biden was so weak.
Issued March 3, 2025
131. Further Amendment to Duties Addressing the Synthetic Opioid Supply Chain in the People’s Republic of China
China’s fentanyl
Still popular here. Tariffs
Now 20 not 10.
Issued March 2, 2025
130. Amendment to Duties to Address the Situation at our Southern Border
Duty free demin-
Imis treatment for some stuff
Til we can collect.
129. Amendment to Duties to Address the Flow of Illicit Drugs across our Northern Border
Duty free demin-
Imis treatment for some stuff
Til we can collect.
Issued March 1, 2025
128. Addressing The Threat to National Security from Imports of Timber, Lumber
Importing timber
Threatens our security.
Maybe more tariffs?
127. Immediate Expansion of American Timber Production
Plenty of supply.
Onerous fed policies.
Let’s cull our lumber.
126. Designating English as the Official Language of The United States
Promote unity,
Cultivate a shared culture.
Only speak English.
Issued February 26, 2025
125. Implementing the President’s “Department of Government Efficiency” Cost Efficiency Initiative
Review contracts/grants.
Justify all expenses.
DOGE runs everything.
Issued February 25, 202
124. Making America Healthy Again by Empowering Patients with Clear, Accurate, and Actionable Healthcare Pricing
In June of 19
I ordered change since ignored.
I’m bringing it back.
123. Suspension of Security Clearances and Evaluation of Government Contracts
Covington-Burling
Helped Jack Smith. Pull clearances
And contracts. Bad folk.
122. Addressing the Threat to National Security from Imports of Copper
We need to increase
Domestic copper supply.
Dominance elsewhere.
121. President Trump Takes Decisive Action to Deliver Relief to Kentucky
People are praising me
For relief I did before.
Same flood, new order.
Issued February 21, 2025
120. America First Investment Policy
New fast track process
To encourage investment
By all but China.
119. Defending American Companies and Innovators from Overseas Extortion and Unfair Fines and Penalties
We get screwed big by
Digital service taxes.
Time for more tariffs.
Issued February 19, 2025
118. Commencing the Reduction of the Federal Bureaucracy
Dramatically reducing
Federal bureaucracy.
Toss stuff I don’t like.
117. Ensuring Lawful Governance and Implementing the President’s “Department of Government Efficiency”
Overbearing burden
Of administrative state.
Review all the regs.
116. 80th Anniversary of the Battle of Iwo Jima
Flag raised on mountain.
Great American courage.
Let us remember.
115. President Trump Announces Appointments to Council of Governors
Fed-state partnership.
10 state leaders now on board.
Oops! Diversity!
114. President Trump Announces Appointments to the White House Office of Intergovernmental Affairs
7 boys, 3 girls
All former operatives.
Responsible outreach.
113. Ending Taxpayer Subsidization of Open Borders
Law already stops
Benefits to illegals.
I shall enforce it.
Issued February 18, 2025
112. Ensuring Accountability for All Agencies
Independent agencies:
The people’s elected president
Must control them all.
111. Expanding Access to In Vitro Fertilization
Family formation.
Longing, loving dads and moms.
IVF cheaper.
110. Radical Transparency About Wasteful Spending
Too much money spent.
Agency heads must cut stuff.
Doesn’t matter what.
Issued February 17, 2025
109. President Geoge Washington’s Birthday, 2025
Washington was great.
Declaring a holiday.
Bring on cheaper eggs.
Issued February 16, 2025
108. President Donald J. Trump Approves Kentucky Emergency Declaration
Horrible flooding,
Widespread damage everywhere.
Emergency state.
Issued February 15, 2025
107. Keeping Education Accessible and Ending Covid-19 Vaccine Mandates in Schools
COVID 19 risk
Low; personal freedom infringed
If vaxes required.
Issued February 14, 2025
106. Establishing the National Energy Dominance Council
We will work to be
Energy dominant. Use
Up our vast resources.
Issued February 13, 2025
105. Establishing the President’s Make America Healthy Again Commission
We are unhealthy.
Shorter lives and chronic disease.
Kennedy’s on it.
Issued February 12, 2025
104. Nominations Sent to the Senate
Sixty great people:
48 men, 12 women.
Meritocracy.
103. One Voice for America’s Foreign Relations
Only my voice
In our dealings overseas.
Mouthpiece Rubio.
Issued February 11, 2025
102. Adjusting Imports of Aluminum into The United States
We need more tariffs.
Let me add aluminum.
I did it before.
101. President Trump Announces the President’s Intelligence Advisory Board
Devin Nunes chairs
Return of integrity.
We’re secure at last.
100. Implementing The President’s “Department of Government Efficiency” Workforce
DOGE decides hiring.
DOGE decides who’s essential.
Let’s RIF bureaucrats.
Issued February 10, 2025
99. Adjusting Imports of Steel into The United States
In 2018
I did tariffs on metals.
Let’s do them again.
98. Pausing Foreign Corrupt Practices Act Enforcement to Further American Economic and National Security
FCPA passed
in 1977.
Now corruption’s fine.
97. Eliminating the Federal Leadership Institute
Johnson created
To grow government leaders.
Don’t need bureaucrats.
Issued February 9, 2025
96. Gulf of America Day, 2025
I renamed a gulf.
This was of course momentous.
I shall visit there.
Issued February 7, 2025
95. Addressing Egregious Actions of The Republic of South Africa
Afrikaners (whites)
Facing discrimination
Are welcome right here.
94. Establishment of The White House Faith Office
Faith-based entities
Need protection and funding.
Religious liberty.
93. President Trump Announces Appointments to the White House Faith Office
I am naming three
to the new office I made.
They seem like good folk.
92. Protecting Second Amendment Rights
Guns are safeguards of
Security/liberty.
All limits are wrong.
Issued February 6, 2025
91. Imposing Sanctions on the International Criminal Court
ICC challenged
Palestinian treatment.
I call foul. Sanctions.
90. Eradicating Anti-Christian Bias
Biden shamed Christians.
Moral weaponization.
I won’t stand for it.
89. Memorandum for the Heads of Executive Departments and Agencies
Nongovernmental
Organizations — not good.
Review all funding.
Issued February 5, 2025
88. Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports
Trans girls are still men.
I’ve always respected chicks.
Let me protect you.
Issued February 4, 2025
87. Withdrawing the United States from and Ending Funding to Certain United States Organizations and Reviewing United States Support to All International Organizations
UNRA, UNESCO
Also UNHRC
No longer trusted.
86. National Security Presidential Memorandum/NSPM-2
Iran wants some nukes.
We’ll deter them with sanctions.
I am not playing.
Issued February 3, 2025
85. Progress on the Situation at Our Northern Border
Canada’s at heel.
I am blinking on tariffs.
Thirty days — we’ll see.
84. A Plan for Establishing a United States Sovereign Wealth Fund
Grow national wealth
And sustainability.
Let’s have our own fund.
83. Progress on the Situation at Our Southern Border
Mexico’s at heel.
I am blinking on tariffs.
Thirty days — we’ll see.
82. Career and Technical Education Month, 2025
In February
We will celebrate workers.
We’ll be great again.
81. American Heart Month, 2025
Heart disease: tragic.
Let’s get healthier this month.
And nail Big Pharma.
Issued February 1, 2025
80. Imposing Duties to Address the Synthetic Opioid Supply Chain in the People’s Republic of China
Fentanyl comes from
People’s Republic of China.
10 percent tariff.
79. Imposing Duties to Address the Flow of Illicit Drugs across Our Northern Border
It’s Canada’s fault
Our people use fentanyl.
Lay on big tariffs.
78. Imposing Duties to Address the Situation at Our Southern Border
Gang members, smugglers,
Traffickers, illicit drugs.
Big honkin’ tariff.
Issued January 31, 2025
77. Limiting Lame-Duck Collective Bargaining Agreements That Improperly Attempt to Constrain the New President
Biden played dirty —
Contracts to get in my way.
< 30 days or else.
76. Unleashing Prosperity through Deregulation
Deregulation:
Ten must go to add one more.
Invisible hand.
Issued January 30, 2025
75. Immediate Assessment of Aviation Safety
Horrific plane crash
Obama and Biden’s fault.
Ban diversity.
Issued January 29, 2025
74. Additional Measures to Combat Anti-Semitism
After Jan 7th
Antisemitism’s worse.
We’ll find it and act.
73. President Donald J. Trump Signed S.5 into Law
I signed a law that
Detains/deports illegals
Accused of stealing.
72. Expanding Migrant Operations Center at Naval Station Guantanamo Bay to Full Capacity
Let’s house illegals
At Gitmo which is empty.
There’s room at the inn.
71. Celebrating America’s 250th Birthday
I’m chairing the team
That plans the celebration.
Woohoo USA.
70. Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling
Schools indoctrinate
And keep parents in the dark.
Teach what I say’s true.
69. Expanding Educational Freedom and Opportunity for Families
Public schools sure suck.
Give parents other choices.
They will choose wisely.
Issued January 28, 2025
68. Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation
Gender cannot change.
Junk science muy malo.
Stop your meddling now.
Issued January 27, 2025
67. Reinstating Service Members Discharged Under the Military’s COVID-19 Vaccination Mandate
Brass ordered vaccines.
Those who said no were sent home.
They can re-up now.
66. Restoring America’s Fighting Force
DEI is bad.
The best man should get the job.
Guys like Pete Hegseth.
65. Prioritizing Military Excellence and Readiness
Transgenders can’t fight:
They are confused and weaker.
Unfit for service.
64. The Iron Dome for America
It’s a scary world.
We’ll be prepped if they strike first.
We will strike second.
63. The National Day of Remembrance of the 80th Anniversary of the Liberation of Auschwitz, 2025
We must remember
Antisemitism can rise.
Today let’s all care.
Issued January 24, 2025
62. Memorandum for the Secretary of State the Secretary of Defense the Secretary of Health and Human Services the Administrator of the United States Agency for International Development
I wrote a memo
In 2017. I’m
Reinstating it.
61. Enforcing the Hyde Amendment
Abortion’s a sin.
Biden funded abortions.
Under Hyde I won’t.
60. Emergency Measures to Provide Water Resources in California and Improve Disaster Response in Certain Areas
Big wildfires swept through.
California screwed the pooch.
Let’s monitor them.
59. Council to Assess the Federal Emergency Management Agency
FEMA is sucky.
I’m making a committee.
I have twenty friends.
58. The First 100 Hours: Historic Action to Kick Off America’s Golden Age
President Trump rocks.
This action’s a press release:
Elonica thrives!
Issued January 23, 2025
57. Removing Barriers to American Leadership in Artificial Intelligence
My superior smarts
Tell me that there’s big money
In AI. Let’s reap.
56. President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology
We sure rock science.
Sadly, there’s too much bias.
My people know truth.
55. Declassification of Records Concerning the Assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, & the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
God spared me, not them.
The people burn with questions.
Set the record straight.
54. Strengthening American Leadership in Digital Financial Technology
Blockchains and bitcoins,
Digital economy.
Let’s speculate big.
53. Federal Recognition of the Lumbee Tribe of North Carolina
In old America
Congress used to have this job.
I’m taking over.
Issued January 22, 2025
52. Executive Grant of Clemency for Terence Sutton
The pardon power
Is one of my favorites.
Watch me exert it.
51. Designation of Ansar Allah as a Foreign Terrorist Organization
Houthi terrorists
Will fear our military
Now that it’s not woke.
50. Executive Grant of Clemency for Andrew Zabavsky
Days without pardons
Are like lunch without Big Macs.
I’m a happy man.
49. Nominations Transmitted to the Senate
Thirteen stalwart folk
Eleven very good men,
Two gals with merit.
Issued January 21, 2025
48. Ending Illegal Discrimination and Restoring Merit-Based Opportunity
DEI is bad.
The best man should get the job.
Guys like Pete Hegseth.
47. Keeping Americans Safe in Aviation
DEI is bad.
The best man should get the job.
Guys like Pete Hegseth.
Issued January 20, 2025
46. Guaranteeing the States Protection Against Invasion
They are invading.
I am closing the border.
I shall defend the homeland.
45. Restoring Names That Honor American Greatness
Mount McKinley is back.
Hail Gulf of America.
Watch eggs get cheap now.
44. Designating Cartels and Other Organizations as Foreign Terrorist Organizations and Specially Designated Global Terrorists
Cartels are so bad.
The Alien Enemies Act
Lets me destroy them.
43. Reforming the Federal Hiring Process and Restoring Merit to Government Service
DEI is bad.
The best man should get the job.
Guys like Pete Hegseth.
42. Ending Radical and Wasteful Government DEI Programs and Preferencing
DEI is bad.
The best man should get the job.
Guys like Pete Hegseth.
41. Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government
There are two sexes.
Gender identity’s bull.
I protect women.
40. Establishing and Implementing the President’s “Department of Government Efficiency”
Our tech is stupid.
Our government costs way too much.
Call in some rich guys.
39. America First Policy Directive to the Secretary of State
America’s first.
Make sure America’s first.
Always put us first.
38. Protecting the United States from Foreign Terrorists and Other National Security and Public Safety Threats
Terrorists come in.
Vetting and screening are weak.
Stop everyone now.
37. Unleashing Alaska’s Extraordinary Resource Potential
Alaska is rich
In natural resources.
Let’s harvest them all.
36. Protecting the American People Against Invasion
Bad actors got in.
Biden’s weakness is the cause.
New sheriff in town.
35. The Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) Global Tax Deal (Global Tax Deal)
We do our own thing.
Global Tax Deal WTF?
We are the hell out.
34. Organization of the National Security Council and Subcommittees
I chair NSC.
My homeboys will help me out.
We’ll keep you all safe.
33. Reevaluating and Realigning United States Foreign Aid
Let’s pause the money
To be sure it benefits us.
Perhaps new allies?
32. Temporary Withdrawal of All Areas on the Outer Continental Shelf from Offshore Wind Leasing and Review of the Federal Government’s Leasing and Permitting Practices for Wind Projects
Protect currents, fish,
And folk who need energy.
Wind power is bad.
31. Declaring a National Energy Emergency
We need more power.
I’m big on drill baby drill.
Oil and gas are king.
30. Restoring Accountability for Career Senior Executives
I am powerful.
I can fire folk just because.
Let’s be great again.
29. Promoting Beautiful Federal Civic Architecture
Let’s honor Elon-
-Ica by making buildings
Of grace and beauty.
28. Restoring the Death Penalty and Protecting Public Safety
No death penalty =
A mockery of justice.
Do it. Make us safe.
27. Putting People over Fish: Stopping Radical Environmentalism to Provide Water to Southern California
Reroute the water.
I tried to do it last time.
I do know what’s best.
26. Securing Our Borders
Stop the invasion.
Build a wall et cetera.
Protect the homeland.
25. Protecting the Meaning and Value of American Citizenship
14th Amendment
Touts birthright citizenship.
This is just foolish.
24. Realigning the United States Refugee Admissions Program
Too many got in.
Inundated with migrants.
Home is just for us.
23. Unleashing American Energy
Fossil fuels abound.
Drill baby drill baby drill.
We will get so rich.
22. Clarifying the Military’s Role on Protecting the Territorial Integrity of the United States
Use USNORTHCOM
To seal us in for safety.
Soldiers at borders.
21. America First Trade Policy
We just want fair trade.
Other countries screw us bad.
Let’s stick it to them.
20. Memorandum to Resolve the Backlog of Security Clearances for Executive Office of the President Personnel
My people need fast
Security clearances.
Leave it up to me.
19. Declaring a National Emergency at the Southern Border of the United States
Huge imminent threat.
Emergency powers now.
Watch me kick their butts.
18. Holding Former Government Officials Accountable for Election Interference and Improper Disclosure of Sensitive Governmental Information
I can take away
Security clearances.
Retribution rocks.
17. Restoring Accountability to Policy Influencing Positions within the Federal Workforce
I need Schedule F
So that everyone backs me
Or I fire their ass.
16. Withdrawing the United States from the World Health Organization
WHO screwed up.
The pandemic was their fault.
Let’s not waste money.
15. Application of Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act to TikTok
TikTok is OK
Or at least it might be safe.
Don’t enforce the law.
14. Granting Pardons and Commutation of Sentences for Certain Offenses Relating to Events at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021
Abused patriots.
A big Day of Love Tailgate.
Rule of law restored.
13. Putting America First in International Environmental Agreements
Hasta la vista
Paris Climate Agreement.
It gets in our way.
12. Delivering Emergency Price Relief for American Families and Defeating the Cost-of-Living Crisis
Regulatory
Burdens and Dem oppression.
Let my people go.
11. Hiring Freeze
No more civilians.
We have everyone we need.
Wait for OMB.
10. Regulatory Freeze Pending Review
Rules must be approved
By people I appoint.
Trust no one but me.
9. Return to In-Person Work
End all remote work.
Let’s return to offices.
Sooner the better.
8. Ending the Weaponization of the Federal Government
They went after me.
Politicalization.
We’ll investigate.
7. Restoring Freedom of Speech and Ending Federal Censorship
The first amendment
Protects misinformation.
No more censorship.
6. Initial Rescissions of Harmful Executive Orders and Actions
Biden was so bad.
His legacy is a stain.
Let’s dump the crazy.
5. Flying the Flag of the United States at Full-Staff on Inauguration Day
Symbol of greatness,
Our flag should fly high and proud
For my anointment.
4. President Trump Designates Chairmen and Acting Chairmen
Twenty Twenty Five
Vetted trusted loyalists.
We are so ready.
3. President Trump Announces Acting Cabinet and Cabinet-Level Positions
I learned in Term 1
You’re with me or against me.
I enjoy “You’re fired.”
2. President Trump Announces Sub-Cabinet Appointments
More of very best.
Loyalty, hero worship.
Woke need not apply.
1. President Trump Announces Cabinet and Cabinet-Level Appointments
Very best people
Who adore me totally.
Happy times are coming.
