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Commusocialfascism (Covfefe)

I trust everyone enjoyed celebrations on Independence Day. 250 years! Thankfully we have a President who knows how to bring a fractured nation together. Who else could have executed a MAGA rally on the mall replete with well-organized weather evacuation plans? Envisioned a Great American State Fair attended by dozens daily? Had state TV Fox News document this unbridled success by broadcasting live each day? Braved the elements on successive nights to offer not one, but two, inspirational speeches?

Our President’s effortless manliness was on full display at the base of Mt. Rushmore and again in his bulletproof, temperature-controlled fireworks observation box on the National Mall. His very presence inspires confidence. As much as I appreciated this presence, what really sang to me  was the clarity of his words. President Dr. Jesus did not waste his opportunities to enlighten us. He warned us what the Libs are up to. And it isn’t pretty.

The Libs can’t stand the success we’re enjoying as we transition from America to Elonica. The Dumocrats as the President calls them are hellbent and determined to interfere with Our Golden Age in the HOTTEST country in the world. They are using an old playbook. They are embracing Communism. And maybe Socialism. Oh, and Fascism. Actually, they are combining all of this into a single evil movement: Commusocialfascism. Or, as our President likes to call it, covfefe.

These are serious, treasonous charges. Our Leader would not assert them without evidence. Let’s parse the truth so we can understand and support it:

Communism

Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about communism:

Communism (from Latin communis ‘common, universal’) is a political and economic ideology whose goal is the creation of a communist society, a socioeconomic order centered on common ownership of the means of production, distribution, and exchange that allocates products in society based on need.A communist society entails the absence of private property and social classes, and ultimately money and the state.

Yep. This tracks. The Democrats have proposed eliminating all private companies. They hate rich people and want to ban billionaires entirely. They want someone like Jeff Bezos to redistribute the billions he earns to his workforce, paying them a living wage and offering them health insurance and retirement benefits. Can you imagine all the ways that this would destroy the Elonican economy?

And these communists want their hands in all of the commerce that makes us great. Our President, by contrast, has acquired government stakes in only a few companies (i.e., Intel Corp. (INTC), MP Materials (MP), Lithium Americas (LAC), Trilogy Metals (TMQ), USA Rare Earth, and Quantum Computing & Tech, and U.S. Steel.) His investments of public money are prudent and accomplish two goals: (1) our national security and (2) ensuring that the richest among us make that little bit more they need to reach the trickle down threshold we’ve been waiting for since Ronald Reagan promised it to us. 

Our President and MAGA believe in the capitalist system. Tariffs-in-flux  ensure free markets. Bailing out farmers or tech companies or defense contractors is different from providing Medicare for All. The Dumocrat Communists would have such bailouts benefit everyone, not those who support the President and thus most deserve it. A great example of this is managing the money we earn from commandeered Venezuelan oil in offshore accounts that the President manages on our behalf.

Our President is right. We haven’t faced such a Communist threat since the McCarthy era. He will protect us from this horrible government overreach.

Socialism

Wikipedia again:

Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems characterized by social ownership of the means of production, as opposed to private ownership. It describes the economic, political, and social theories and movements associated with the implementation of such systems. Social ownership can take various forms, including public, community, collective, cooperative, or employee. As one of the main ideologies on the political spectrum, socialism is the standard left-wing ideology in most countries. Types of socialism vary based on the role of markets and planning in resource allocation, and the structure of management in organizations.

We don’t have to look beyond New York City to see the tragedy that is socialism. Universal pre-K, a balanced budget, free buses, a moratorium on rent increases, community grocery stores, crime reduction, potholes fixed, all paid for by cumbersome taxes on the rich. Income redistribution. Let’s face it – if people know that their basic needs are addressed by the government, they’ll quit their jobs and sit on their asses and wait for people like you and me to take care of them. They’ll never develop the grit that makes our democracy great. Now that we’ve eliminated woke and DEI, our nation is a level playing field, a blank slate free from racism and discrimination. The only thing getting in the way of people striving for more is socialism like Obamacare and Medicaid and Social Security.

They’re using a sexy new term to entice you to follow them: Democratic Socialist. As our President says, there is no such thing. A Democratic Socialist is a Communist. The countries of Europe do not embrace socialism. They are all Communist. Here in Elonica, our government is committed to protecting business from the people who would take advantage of it, not protecting people from the abuses of big business.

Fascism

Wikipedia one last time:

Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/ FASH-iz-əm) is a far-right, authoritarian, and ultranationalist political ideology and movement that rose to prominence in early-20th-century Europe. Fascism is characterized by support for a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived interest of the nation or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy. Opposed to communism, democracy, liberalism, pluralism, and socialism, fascism is at the far-right of the traditional left–right spectrum. What constitutes a precise definition of fascism has been a longrunning and complex debate among scholars.

The Radical Leftist Dumocrat Communists like to call our President a fascist. They whine about having such a strong and effective Unitary Executive. But they are the ones who tried to limit free speech, who cheated in the election of 2020, who distorted our history to stir unrest among our minority populations, who weaponized the Department of Justice to torment our President and those who believed in him. My God – they went so far as to hunt and jail those who participated in the January 6 Day of Love at the Capitol. And don’t forget that Sleepy Joe Biden actually attempted by executive order to lessen student loan debt.

Our Leader, brilliant beyond measure, sees what the Libs are up to. He, our truest patriot, is pissed. They are combining the worst of communism, socialism, and fascism to con the Elonican people into voting for them in November. He will continue to use the words interchangeably so that we see and respect the depth of the threat this poses. If it worsens, he will do the only prudent thing: declare an emergency and cancel the election.

He alone understands covfefe. He alone can protect us. He knows how.

Pay to all what is owed to them: taxes to whom taxes are owed, revenue to whom revenue is owed, respect to whom respect is owed, honor to whom honor is owed.

ROMANS 13:7