Sometimes I hear my liberal friends trash talk the President’s meritocracy. They call Hegseth a “DUI hire.” They talk about Kennedy’s history with dead animals and toilet-seat heroin. Noem shot her puppy. Rubio clops around in enormous Florscheim shoes. Blanche professes his love aloud. Everyone competes to kiss the President’s ass more robustly than anyone else. Cabinet meetings are painful. The list of unfair and unkind criticisms is endless. Tedious, really.
When I press these friends to offer examples of how our country is running poorly as a result of the so-called ineptitude of the President’s chosen circle, they cannot offer a single instance of anything but excellence. We are the hottest country ever with the greatest economy ever, with a lethal military more respected across the world than ever. It’s our Golden Age. Every one of the President’s men deserves recognition for our altered state. Of course the lion’s share of glory belongs to our President, the self-described G.O.A.T., a man among men who has dragged America from the jaws of failure and elevated it to its current state. And it goes without saying that the richest man in the world who purchased this magnificent president for us shares the glory. But running a close third to President Dr. Jesus and the world’s first trillionaire is Stephen Miller.
Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor, has been clear-headed throughout the last decade about what ails America. It’s the brown and black immigrants. While the woke libs continue to pussyfoot around this indisputable truth, Miller has been courageous enough to showcase the facts that are saving our country. Immigrants:
- Are criminals.
- Suck up social resources.
- Come here to spawn birthright citizens who vote for Democrats.
- Take up too much housing.
- Do not learn the language or otherwise assimilate.
- Commit fraud.
- Sully our bloodline.
- Expect to be treated like citizens.
- Do not deserve U.S. citizenship.
We are indebted to Miller’s perseveration. By closing the border and establishing ambitious quotas to detain and deport as many brown and black immigrants as possible, we have the White Christian Nation we were founded to be within our grasp. We are just this side of Lincoln’s more perfect union – homogeneous, unified, content to let those destined to govern lead the way.
One problem: Our sweeping majority in 2024 was not quite sweeping enough. Actually, if you do the math, we carried the national vote by just 1.5%:
Ruh roh. If too many of those 89,278,848 who didn’t vote in 2024 decide to vote for Democrats this year, or if any of those who voted for Trump stay home or switch sides, the House and maybe the Senate could be in a world of hurt. We could lose! Here’s what prescient MAGA folk have to say about that:
Speaker Johnson: “If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they’ll go after the president’s family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.”
Rep. Mary Miller: “I’m afraid that if we don’t secure our elections, we’ll end up with one party rule.”
Rep. John Rose: “If we don’t have secure elections, then we’ll see events like what happened in 2020 happen again and again.”
The Supreme Court, mindful of our noble effort to reshape ourselves into a nation where the wealthiest, most qualified white people direct our fortunes, is doing all it can to help with the elections. They’ve decimated the Voting Rights Act so that Confederate states can reclaim their white supremacist glory. Building from Citizens United, they’ve eliminated caps on spending so our first trillionaire, the President he purchased, and their friends can hopefully determine the outcome of many elections. They’ve agreed to hear a case that would allow states to create their own requirements for establishing citizenship to register to vote – mini SAVE Acts – in case Congress does not see the light and pass what the President deems their most important bill. Most important, they’ve turned our Article II President into our Unitary Executive, granting him powers that supersede Congress and lower courts. That’s why we’re at long last getting so much shit done.
Back to Stephen Miller. He’s the guy who posted “Change the voters, change the country.” He’s the guy who maintains clarity amidst the incessant chatter of the Radical Leftists. When the Supreme Court upheld birthright citizenship, he reminded us:
“One of the most destructive and outrageous decisions in the long history of the Supreme Court. American citizenship is not the birthright of the world. It belongs only and solely to Americans. No provision of the Constitution can be read to require our national self-obliteration.”
You see, the President and his wealthy funders have many tasks. They have been responsible for the gloriously uplifting and well-attended Great American State Fair, the most popular celebration of Elonica’s achievements in the history of Elonica. They must ensure that they are making as much money as possible. Our new country runs on trickle down and if the wealthiest can make just a little more money then they will at last have enough to share with us as promised by Reagan in 1980. The President must revitalize Washington DC, painting lions gold and hanging a golden eagle on the White House and building a golden ballroom and erecting a giant arch bespecked in gold. (It’s our Golden Age. Public-facing gold is essential.)
Stephen Miller is the one who reminds those who lead us that all of our progress is for nought if the wrong people benefit from it. He keeps his eye on the prize. Brown and Black people can never outnumber White people, or we betray the goal of our Founders to create a nation of exemplary White men. Democrats, who have allowed themselves to be overrun by Communist Socialist Fascists, need to be eradicated. They actually believe that diversity strengthens our nation, that immigration supports innovation, that democracy is still a work in progress. Of course this message appeals to Brown and Black voters. What if they were to vote in huge numbers, creating a world where MAGA no longer controls the White House, the Senate, the House, and the Supreme Court? What if our current progress, our Golden Age, was cut short?
No. Miller is right. We must ensure that only the right people vote for only the right candidates. We must guarantee that only real Americans reap the rewards of our greatness. Elections, sadly, are expected in a democracy. People will notice if we cancel them. So let’s turn over every stone to make certain that the results are what we need them to be.
And when this is over, let’s ensure that Stephen Miller receives all that he deserves.
But if you are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people for his own possession, that you may proclaim the excellencies of him who called you out of darkness into his marvelous light.
1 PETER 2:9
