I guess it was bound to happen. ANTIFA – diabolical, highly organized terrorist organization that it is – got to the Reflecting Pool. Using a boxcutter or other lethal weapon and avoiding capture by the many security cameras or National Guard patrols, vandals have desecrated the American-flag-blue renovation.
Think about the depth and planning of this treasonous act. ANTIFA timed its act of terrorism to embarrass our President just before his Independence Day Mega MAGA rally. First, they introduced algae to the pool to turn it from its lovely blue to a hideous green. When this did not cause enough drama, they knifed the blue plastic liner at the bottom and hired passersby to tear at the edges to ensure maximum damage. Even these acts of vandalism were not enough. To ensure outrage, ANTIFA killed ducks in nearby bodies of water and placed them in the pool to make it look as if the green water with floating bits of liner was toxic enough to kill them. Here is the damage they’ve wrought:
Face it. When a President goes to all the trouble to offer a no-bid contract of $14 million to neighbors who have both donated to his campaigns and worked on swimming pools associated with his properties, we are not going to get shoddy work. The President told us that this renovation would last 100 years. As we know, he is not only an expert builder, but a man of his word.
So how did ANTIFA pull this off? You might recall research I conducted (at great personal risk) during the first No Kings rally when I discovered 10 distinct divisions of the ANTIFA terrorist syndicate: Grantifa, Infantifa, Womantifa, Mantifa, Militantifa, Urbantifa, Ruraltifa, Canintifa, Inflatantifa, and Transtifa. At subsequent No Kings rallies, I learned of two new divisions being formed among younger dissidents: Universitifa and GenZtifa. (Here’s a link to details about the divisions when I discovered and studied them https://elonica.net/csi-no-kings/ if you want to learn more.)
Clearly, in the last month, the Radical Leftists (Leftist Radicals?) have formed the most virulent arm of ANTIFA yet: Algaentifa. Look at the inflammatory propaganda they’re spreading around. Holy shit. Nothing is sacred.
Fear not, patriotic Elonicans. Our President and the Department of Justice he directs are making arrests as we speak. Clearly anyone who touches the pond water, gazes too long at the pond water, takes selfies with the pond water, comments about the pond water, or suggests that anything other than vandalism could have caused the pond water’s ugliness is Algaentifa or Algaentifa-adjacent. These traitors, well-funded and well-paid though they are, cannot hide from Jeanine Pirro and her staff at the DC Department of Justice or from vaunted FBI Director Kash Patel. They’re gathering evidence as we speak behind newly erected fencing. They’ll get ‘em. They’ll string ‘em up.
Algaentifa is dead in the water.
But let justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream.
AMOS 5:24
