Last week I shared our Leaders’ masterful 4-step plan to eliminate racism. To refresh your memories, here it is again:
Since that time, true to form, our fearless, peerless President has forged ahead with his plans to merge steps 1-3 into a juggernaut that will deliver Step 4. The Dem’s feeble Virginia gambit has fallen, SCOTUS has our back, and the military is at our disposal to steer the vote in the right direction on Election Day. Yes, fellow Elonicans: unless fate intervenes in some cosmic way, the midterms are ours.
Now that we’re assured that elections will allow the country to continue its march to our Golden Age, let’s talk about how life in our states will improve along the way. Our President and the billionaires who direct his behavior are, of course, invested in the success of each and every state in the nation. Unlike the Radical Democrats, they are not looking to create winners and losers. They are instead reclaiming the historic right of the white men who forged this nation to benefit most greatly from it. They are eliminating artificial pathways to Congress created by the Voting Rights Act and other racist legislation.
Each and every Elonican state will share in the glory of our Golden Age, although the relationship of each with the federal government will be unique. Deserving states will retain their autonomy as intended by our Founders; those slow to grasp Elonica’s new greatness will be much more closely monitored. “Blue” states who persist in policies counter to our progress (D.E.I., sanctuary cities, unmasked ICE, environmental regulations) will continue to feel the weight of Elonica’s displeasure. Why should Radical Leftist (Leftist Radical?) deviants receive FEMA emergency funds or government contracts? Why should we continue to reward waste, fraud, and abuse in welfare and housing policies? How can we permit the loss of innocent life through abortion or regulations that limit gun ownership?
These hold-out states contribute nothing to our national well-being save the lion’s share of our federal tax revenue which we no longer need since tariffs and the onshoring of industries are creating budget windfalls unlike anything anyone has ever seen. California, New York, Delaware, Maryland, Illinois, and other holdout states should model themselves after the new model of meritocracy emerging in forward-thinking southern states.
The south is rising again, reclaiming the magnificence of the past as a springboard to our golden future. It started in Texas, where the state legislature redrew voting districts without the distraction of feedback from citizens. Since the SCOTUS Callais ruling, pre-eminent southern states are moving heaven and earth to rebalance the vote. Thanks to legislators and governors, Alabama, Louisiana, Tennessee, Missouri and Florida will have free and fair elections for the first time in decades, ensuring that white people are treated fairly at last. Virginia’s legislature attempted a sneaky public referendum to add Democrat districts. Their Supreme Court smacked that down. Oorah! And South Carolina seems to be waffling but should see the light soon.
If our President and the billionaires who fund/direct him can help the New South to pull this off, Elonica will return to a time of grace, justice, and peace led by these long maltreated states. Think of it. White men reclaiming the status they deserve. Blacks happily employed in jobs that suit their talents and aptitudes. Women no longer compelled to work, happy again at home, no longer “under-babied.” Illegals banished, taking all crime with them. Men taking care of their families, eliminating the need for a ridiculously expensive social safety net.
The cream of Elonica, the wealthiest of men who care deeply about each and every citizen, will manage and monitor our new reality. Once they are appropriately funded with government grants and unencumbered by woke regulations, these scions of technology and fossil fuels will at last make enough money to initiate The Trickle Down. Hoo boy! Once Reagan’s trickle down is flowing, it’s Golden Age everywhere, all the time.
Bring on the land of cotton. It’s way past time to undo the unfortunate outcome of the War of the Northern Aggression. In Elonica, all men are created equal. Heritage, not hate.
Oh, and a great big shout out to Elonica’s namesake, in China doing a little hands-on guidance of the President he purchased on our behalf.
Truly, truly, I say to you, a servant is not greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him.
JOHN 13:16
