Damned if they didn’t do it again. The Radical Left is not going down without a fight. On Saturday 8,000,000+ people gathered in 3300 protests in every state in Elonica to wave signs and otherwise whine about our government. Because I am absolutely loyal to Elonica – the tech start-up that has replaced America – I once again took my life in my hands and sallied forth into the fray.
To gather the research that follows, I’ve attended 7 protests in 5 cities in 4 states. This last No Kings was by far the worst. ANTIFA was EVERYWHERE – brazen, in my face, completely transparent. Unabashed by their designation as a Domestic Terrorist Group. Not at all frightened that our esteemed, post-lawfare Department of Justice is hot on their trails. Dare I say it? They’re cocky. Downright cocky. Cocky about their “rights” to assemble and protest. Cocky in their chanting about democracy and our purchased President. Cocky about the joy they felt among people of all ages, races, orientations, backgrounds. Just look at this blatant disrespect:
After the October No Kings rallies, I compiled a detailed description of this diabolical ANTIFA movement, a dark money organization of depth and sophistication. I discovered that ANTIFA is divided into divisions that crisscross our country. On Saturday, I revisited a scene of the crime to triangulate my findings. I share them again for the good of our nation. Forewarned is forearmed:
The Grantifa Division
This is the old guard who romanticize life during many past presidential administrations. They cling to discredited woke history of civil rights marches and lunch counter protests and freedom riders and campus sit-ins. OG protest signs set the standard for the younger generation.
Infantifa
Antifa is clever! They are indoctrinating the “seed corn,” forcing young children to subscribe to their antiquated views of the First Amendment. No Kings protests were filled with children and babies in strollers absorbing the toxic and dangerous aura of “freedom to peaceably assemble.”
Womantifa
Elonica recognizes that women belong at home producing and caring for larger families and supporting their men when they come home from high paying jobs. The Womantifa division treats women as equals. They wave their own signs and support their own causes. I can understand why they participate so enthusiastically in these pointless gatherings.
Mantifa
This group is perhaps the most mysterious. Why would any self-respecting virile dominant male support anything that challenges the raw masculinity of current leadership? By God these flawed men chose No Kings over college football! You can tell from these images that Mantifa “men” are not nearly as rugged or fearsome as our ICE Agents. This division requires much more study. Perhaps we should arrest and interrogate a few?
Militantifa
This is a surprisingly large division. Scads of veterans are being sucked into the Militantifa. Of course these are not manly, push-up doing warriors like Hegseth and Vance. No, these are the “suckers and losers” our President described who believe that their service in past stupid wars means something and that Elonica owes them gratitude and benefits forever.
Urbantifa
Democrat-run cities are the hub of Antifa. The Urbantifa is the largest and most aggressive of the divisions. Smart to send in the National Guard now, as these folk are deeply invested in their diversity, their autonomy, and their blue voting power. They will require squashing.
Ruraltifa
The newest division, Ruraltifa, is insidiously spreading into the very heartland of Elonica. I found evidence of these radicals in small towns and farms, in places where The Leader and the president he purchased for us had purportedly laid woke to rest. This division scares me a little.
Canintifa
Yep, Antifa is employing specially trained dogs to spread their venomous message.
Inflatantifa
Hiding their identities and their evil ideology in harmless-looking disguises, Antifa often employs the Inflatantifa as its front line. These “playful” protestors mask the diabolical purpose of No Kings protests – getting in the way of our Golden Age, delaying international respect, and questioning a gilded White House replete with a ballroom worthy of our great democracy.
Transtifa
It stands to reason that dissidents supporting due process, diversity, and other impediments to Elonica’s efficiency would welcome Trans deviants into their midst. Anyone with any sense knows that we will eliminate crime when we expel Trans “people” and the Illegals. Let them out themselves at these rallies so we can find them later.
Magantifa
At last – Elonica’s grassroots response to the evils Antifa poses. Our people know how to protest peacefully, showing us all on the January 6 Day of Love what is possible when people come together to challenge their government. No dancing and singing and photos with giant frogs. Nope. When it’s time, Magantifa will get down to business rooting out those who impede Elonica’s steady progress. Stand back and stand by …
I’ll keep my ear to the ground as to what ANTIFA is planning next. In the meantime, recognize that they are everywhere – bolder, angrier, and more devious. And they’re expanding, developing their Universitifa and Genzifa divisions as we speak. We must squash this insurrection if we want to avoid this kind of emerging violence:
Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.
MATTHEW 12:30
