Do you remember when Biden got so old in office that he misspoke all the time? Wobbled around the White House and the world embarrassing us? Grew too weak to sign things himself and relied (probably illegally) on an autopen? Fell off his bike? Thankfully Fox News trumpeted every fumble, every slurred word so that we had an accurate picture of his decline. Then – to be certain we knew the truth – Jake Tapper added his carefully but anonymously sourced book to the cannon.
Now the Radical Left, desperate in the face of our current President’s popularity and success, is trying to suggest that he might be fading in office. They snap photos of him “sleeping” in meetings when everyone knows that he must sometimes create a quiet space for himself to apply his encyclopedic knowledge of history and economics to the issue at hand. They challenge his focus on the details of his role and his gift of being able to glide fluidly from one topic to another – for example, from honoring soldiers lost in the Trump Iran War to admiring the beauty of the gold drapes he selected in his first term. Since both topics are the purview of our Unitary Executive, equally worthy of his attention, we should be thankful that our leader is able to focus effectively on more than one thing at a time. His detractors magnify his struggles – to get out of chairs, to walk in a straight line, to find his exit from a meeting – in ways that they never did when Sleepy Joe Biden, devious Head of the Biden Crime Family, was President. True, our guy was older than Biden when he assumed office. But our guy is a manly stud. A legend among men and women of all ages. These democrat criticisms are bogus. Seditious. Treasonous.
Our Unitary Executive never sleeps, never allows himself to forget his responsibility to communicate clearly with his people. He shares his wisdom at all hours of the day and night, eloquently steering Elonica to its Golden Age. Check out these missives, a wee sampling of his divergent thinking this month:
Our Leader’s power naps and rambling communications are different from Biden’s. Biden’s age-enhanced gaffes made America weak. Our Unitary Executive is, as Lindsay Graham says, reordering the world so that American dominance ensures our safety. Our fully-on-top-of-it President and his spokespeople have been crystal clear articulating the causes of our war in Iran. Here are many reasons war was absolutely necessary (these are in no particular order):
- Iran interfered in the 2020 election, effectuating Trump’s defeat.
- Elonica “obliterated” Iran’s nuclear capacity when we last bombed them six months ago, but despite this obliteration they were able to reboot and retool.
- They were within days or weeks or years of developing nuclear weapons.
- They had 11 or 30 ballistic missiles capable of reaching America, maybe not yet, but one day.
- They would attack us if Israel attacked them, which Israel was about to do.
- They got cute in negotiations with real estate tycoon Witkoff and the President’s son-in-law.
- Iran posed a threat to the stability of the Middle East.
- If Elonica killed their tyrannical leaders, Iran’s people would rise up and make democracy.
- The Iranian regime killed many more protesters than Elonica has killed.
- It is time for regime change and the installation of a puppet leader, like in Venezuela, but this one is harder because we killed the people on the President’s short list to replace the leader.
- Iran has been governed by religious zealots.
- Ours is a holy war, sanctioned by God and his true Christian followers.
- Our President is the first one strong enough in 47 years to do what needed to be done.
- This is not a war, but a targeted military intervention.
- Our Leader would never get us into a forever war in the Middle East because he is smarter than previous presidents who did.
- Our children and grandchildren are now safer due to the courage and resolve of our President.
So when Radical Leftist dissidents whine about not understanding why we are in another war in the Middle East, or why we have to pay more for gas, or why we had to attack when we did, or why our brave warfighters have to die, tell them to get lost. Our President is again using Elonican lethality to achieve peace. This war has nothing to do with his randomness.
And when they engage in the treasonous suggestion that our President is not all there – that he is sundowning in office – just remember all the crazy things that Biden did, like trying to minimize student debt or buying into global warming. There is no comparison.
Our guy is ON IT. Give him the grace he deserves.
Is not wisdom found among the aged? Does not long life bring understanding?
JOB 12:12
