Domestic Tranquility

I doubt that any of us could have anticipated the unbridled success of our President and the richest man in the world who had the foresight to purchase him for us before America slipped irretrievably into chaos. Look at all they’ve already fixed: a world at war, an oil shortage, measles and other diseases, a failing economy, DEI run amok, public education, the fentanyl crisis, dangerous books in the hands of schoolchildren and officers-in-training at our military academies, global warming, an antiquated public transportation system, crime in America. OMG. Clearly, we needed a Unitary Executive with the authority and immunity to pick and choose which laws – if any – he would follow. We needed a man with the focus and the stones to cut through the bureaucratic crap that had long stymied American “leadership.”

Great leaders do not get bogged down in the complexity of issues. They instantly see the root of the most challenging problems. They then simply enact efficient solutions to those problems. Take the problem of our large, inefficient government. Enter Elon, wealthy beyond measure, to simply hack off departments and people until we were lean and mean. Or immigration, which caused crime, housing shortages, the loss of American culture, and the weakening of our national bloodline. Our President wisely created a paramilitary force to gather and eject as many illegal brown people as possible. Once we finish this purge, well underway in immigration hotspots like Minnesota, crime and all of our other challenges will disappear. We can count on our resolute and courageous President to fulfill the promise of mass deportation.

A year ago, when we voted in an epic 1.5% landslide victory to cast aside a failing America in favor of the Golden Age of Elonica, we knew that we were on the path to something better. Well, at least those of us not indoctrinated by the Radical Left Leftist Radicals saw the need to abandon our old expectations of democracy. What’s puzzling today is how many of these liberal deviants cannot see how much better off we are. They keep whining about The Constitution, as if our omnipotent Unitary Executive is not the living embodiment of Constitutional principles. Of course the First Amendment still protects speech and religion approved by the government. Of course citizens born in Elonica (not those silly naturalized ones) are entitled to due process as long as they carry their papers and respond respectfully to Kavanaugh stops and arrests. And of course the First Amendment does not permit the kind of protest Antifa is supporting in Minnesota, so those who elect to get in the way of ICE do so knowing that they are risking their lives. ICE is so essential to Elonica that it must be funded and allowed to complete its mission, despite a little bit of collateral damage along the way.

The Left keeps publishing photos like these to deter our Leaders from their godly course of action:

Granted, these images paint an unlovely picture of ICE’s work. But this is the price we must pay to undo Joe Biden’s open borders and the wokeness through which these unwelcome brown and black people wormed their way into our culture. We must empower ICE to do whatever it takes to clean house and start anew. This is the no pain, no gain portion of the program. For those who throw The Constitution in our President’s face, here’s its preamble, its statement of why we pledged loyalty to a constitution as opposed to a king 250 years ago:

America failed to deliver any of these ambitions to its citizens. That’s why we overwhelmingly supported something different and better. Our Leaders offer us a hard reboot – a well-funded start-up as it were – an opportunity to change course and achieve our promise. Once the last few remaining miscreants buy into one party, one leader, one history, one favored race, one sanctioned religion, one social hierarchy, one approach to all life in Elonica, we will at last create the kind of country we have always aspired to be. The Preamble and the rest of the Constitution will at last become reality. 

Conquer the resistance. Bring on long-awaited tranquility and Elonica’s Golden Age.

We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; perplexed, but not in despair; persecuted, but not abandoned; struck down, but not destroyed.

2 CORINTHIANS 4:8-9